Badly Describe a Game Here

Get malaria in an African shithole and die

FarCry 2
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Drive tractors around and harvest crops

Farming Simulator (I've played '15 since I'm behind the times on an Xbox 360 and have a damn lowfunctioning macbook)

(lucky you get two)
 
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Yellow man refuses to stop gobbling balls and only ghosts of color are brave enough to defy his prodigal ball-hunger.
-Pacman

Trespassers will be shot or hustle rare Pokémon.
-Pokémon GO

Team Ninja listens to public outcry against jiggle physics only to heel-turn and make the jiggle stronger.
-Dead or Alive series

Puppy must rap in order to pay his debts and not pee himself in front of girls.
-Parappa the Rapper
 
Remember Ocarina of time? Yeah, me neither.
-LoZ: Twilight Princess

Git gud.
-Dark Souls 1, 2, and 3

Ever wanted to go to space? Too bad.
-Kerbal Space Program

The game that destroys friendships.
-007 Goldeneye

The other game that destroys friendships.
-Perfect Dark

The other OTHER game that destroys friendships.
-Every Mario cart game.

Exactly how horrible are you?
-Manhunt
 
Remember Ocarina of time? Yeah, me neither.
-LoZ: Twilight Princess

Git gud.
-Dark Souls 1, 2, and 3

Ever wanted to go to space? Too bad.
-Kerbal Space Program

The game that destroys friendships.
-007 Goldeneye

The other game that destroys friendships.
-Perfect Dark

The other OTHER game that destroys friendships.
-Every Mario cart game.

Exactly how horrible are you?
-Manhunt
You forgot

What kind monster aere you you horrible horrible person just go away and leave us all alone you terrible monster!
-Shadow of the Collosus
 
You forgot

What kind monster aere you you horrible horrible person just go away and leave us all alone you terrible monster!
-Shadow of the Collosus

Ah, touche.



"People rioted about Shadow of the Colossus' animal cruelty, so..." -Team ICO
-The Last Guardian
 
Who needs friends? Buy our shit!
-Sony (Company, but i'm still right and everybody knows it.)
 
Hey, you all liked Nintendo's motion controls, right? Well here's something that's just like it except shitty and it doesn't work half the time.
-Kinect
 
XD

It's so good, you won't even need to buy our future fuckups!
-Wii
 
Except this one, which has Breath of the Wild and Mario Odyssey on it in the most glorious HD ever!

*holy angel chorus*
-Nintendo Switch
 
(Yeah, but that's a given.)

Why pay a thousand bucks for a phone that will break if you look at it hard enough when you can pay 10 for the exact same thing?
-Any android phone
 
I'd say it's more like

'Let out all you horrible and violent tendencies towards humans out on human-like lines of code and brutally murder people in New and unusual ways'
-Sims

Kind of like Kevin from Call Me Kevin does lol.


Go to abandoned Dubai and kill some people. --Spec Ops: The Line
 

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