Badly Describe a Game Here

[BackSet]

"We know exactly what our fans want." Said Gamefreak, not knowing what their fans want.

-Pokemon LGPE

 

[cherub.]

shoot cephalopods

- splatoon

 

[Jean Otus]

The US government makes two snakes fight each other.

-Metal Gear Solid

 

[BackSet]

Spiderman: Arkham Asylum

-Spiderman (PS4)

 

[TRYHARD]

Gather tiny little men to collect things for you

-pikmin

 

[Winter_Wolf]

Rob the shit out of discount Los Angeles and count sidewalks as extra road lanes

GTA V

 

[capMARVELOUS]

Racism: The Game. --Detroit Become Human--

 

[Tak0yama]

this game is so fucking lovely it gave me a hernia

kirby’s epic yarn

 

[Winter_Wolf]

Get malaria in an African shithole and die

FarCry 2
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Drive tractors around and harvest crops

Farming Simulator (I've played '15 since I'm behind the times on an Xbox 360 and have a damn lowfunctioning macbook)

(lucky you get two)

 

[BackSet]

Cute adorable pure smol boy who can, has, and will Kill Gods!

-Kirby

 

[Sleek]

Man literally too angry to die.

-DOOM (2016)

 

[gingira]

Yellow man refuses to stop gobbling balls and only ghosts of color are brave enough to defy his prodigal ball-hunger.
-Pacman

Trespassers will be shot or hustle rare Pokémon.
-Pokémon GO

Team Ninja listens to public outcry against jiggle physics only to heel-turn and make the jiggle stronger.
-Dead or Alive series

Puppy must rap in order to pay his debts and not pee himself in front of girls.
-Parappa the Rapper

 

[Winter_Wolf]

Click boxes that are really numbers that might actually be bombs.

Minesweeper.

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

Remember Ocarina of time? Yeah, me neither.
-LoZ: Twilight Princess

Git gud.
-Dark Souls 1, 2, and 3

Ever wanted to go to space? Too bad.
-Kerbal Space Program

The game that destroys friendships.
-007 Goldeneye

The other game that destroys friendships.
-Perfect Dark

The other OTHER game that destroys friendships.
-Every Mario cart game.

Exactly how horrible are you?
-Manhunt

 

[BackSet]

Remember Ocarina of time? Yeah, me neither.
-LoZ: Twilight Princess

Git gud.
-Dark Souls 1, 2, and 3

Ever wanted to go to space? Too bad.
-Kerbal Space Program

The game that destroys friendships.
-007 Goldeneye

The other game that destroys friendships.
-Perfect Dark

The other OTHER game that destroys friendships.
-Every Mario cart game.

Exactly how horrible are you?
-Manhunt

You forgot

What kind monster aere you you horrible horrible person just go away and leave us all alone you terrible monster!
-Shadow of the Collosus

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

You forgot

What kind monster aere you you horrible horrible person just go away and leave us all alone you terrible monster!
-Shadow of the Collosus

Ah, touche.



"People rioted about Shadow of the Colossus' animal cruelty, so..." -Team ICO
-The Last Guardian

 

[BackSet]

Gameplay? Story? Who cares, everything looks beutiful! I wanna stare at it all day!
-ICO

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

Who needs friends? Buy our shit!
-Sony (Company, but i'm still right and everybody knows it.)

 

[BackSet]

Hey, you all liked Nintendo's motion controls, right? Well here's something that's just like it except shitty and it doesn't work half the time.
-Kinect

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

XD

It's so good, you won't even need to buy our future fuckups!
-Wii

 

[BackSet]

Except this one, which has Breath of the Wild and Mario Odyssey on it in the most glorious HD ever!

*holy angel chorus*
-Nintendo Switch

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

(Yeah, but that's a given.)

Why pay a thousand bucks for a phone that will break if you look at it hard enough when you can pay 10 for the exact same thing?
-Any android phone

 

[BackSet]

God: The Game
-The Sims

 

[GamerKitty205]

God: The Game
-The Sims

I'd say it's more like

'Let out all you horrible and violent tendencies towards humans out on human-like lines of code and brutally murder people in New and unusual ways'
-Sims

 

[Winter_Wolf]

I'd say it's more like

'Let out all you horrible and violent tendencies towards humans out on human-like lines of code and brutally murder people in New and unusual ways'
-Sims

Kind of like Kevin from Call Me Kevin does lol.


Go to abandoned Dubai and kill some people. --Spec Ops: The Line