Badly Describe a Game Here

[SavannahSmiles]

An amnesiac man wakes up in only his underwear and then hears a voice in his head telling him that he's a hero or something.

- Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

 

[Kaitoshi]

only a family reunion can save the world from evil
~jojo's bizarre adventure: eyes of heaven

best/worst roadtrip ever
~final fantasy xv

save the universe from dancing badly... by dancing slightly less badly
~space channel 5

 

[xCelestex]

Asserting your dominance over someone through erratic gestures. -Mario Party

 

[VexaHexa]

Mailman gets injured on the job but continues to finish his delivery- Fallout New Vegas

A soldier has an incoherent hallucination and must attempt to convince the government that the world is going to end- Mass Effect

 

[Tartaglia]

Let's befriend everyone and kill them later when we do the genocide run
-Undertale

 

[Corrosion]

PTSD: The Game

- Spec Ops: The Line

 

[AnEverydayFuzzball]

Pick one of the 9 dumbasses and fight a war that will literally never end

TF2

 

[AnEverydayFuzzball]

Smack literally everything with your fist or an item that looks similar to legos in some way

You already know what I’m talking about.

 

[Illiterate]

Roll Around like a speed demon, don't even use the Giant blue cat.

-Monster's Inc PS2

 

[WolfMoon]

You're a mutated human that looks for his adopted daughter. But you also ignore the main quests because finding a pan or a lost goat is way more exciting.

- The Witcher 3

 

[awkwardparakeet]

Angry tribal people who have recently learned how to be angry go and punch Hinduism.

-Shin Megami Tensei: Digital Devil Saga 1 and 2

 

[Freikugel]

Hobo trolls your K-POP party

-Final Fantasy XV

 

[Ottered]

Use a gun to kill a man to get a better gun to kill monster - Borderlands 2

 

[Dynasty Girl]

Hot guys beating the hell out of eachother- Tekken

Chinese history lesson with a dose of violence and plenty of Fan service- Dynasty Warriors

Waifu collecting- Fire Emblem Fates

 

[Twin Fantasy]

My daughter is trying to become ruler of the wasteland - LISA: The Joyful

Local weeaboo says "fuck" more times than he breathes - No More Heroes

It's constantly night time! When will the grocery store be open now?! - Touhou Project: Imperishable Night

Actually the greatest game of all time. Don't fucking @ me. - Powerpuff Girls Zom-B-Gone

 

[Lurker]

Teen fights the dark with a duck, dog, and a key. - Kingdom Hearts

Teens shoot themselves in the head to save the world - Persona 3

Underwater rugby player is abducted by a whale - Final Fantasy X

I hate the ocean - Subnautica

 

[Shiyonichi]

It's the first part of the game, but your stand power is no match for his edge! -Aura Kingdom

 

[capMARVELOUS]

Fight for the fate of the world using the powers of flaming homosexuality. --JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Heritage for the Future--

 

[Thekikwidragon]

"Get yelled at by six new players every thirty minutes instead of every hour like in CS-GO!"

-Overwatch-

 

[Svisttt]

Extremely concerning questions when taken out of context - Crusader Kings II

 

[Castelau]

(I know this has been done but I don't care)


Random peasant gets saved from execution, goes on a quest to murder the one who saved them. - Skyrim

Animal neglect for mass profit is cute if it's on an alien planet! - Slime Rancher

 

[MangaliciousAndrogyny]

“Airships! BOOM! My color is better than your color!”

Alternatively:
Murder results in fireworks after every kill. Yay!

-Guns of Icarus

 

[MangaliciousAndrogyny]

“I am never having a bath again.”

OR

Nope!: The Game

- Drowning Simulator

 

[capMARVELOUS]

Ass, ass, tiddies, tiddies, ass n' tiddies. --Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball--

 

[2Bornot2B]

candy crush with tits

-Hunie pop