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[GojiBean]

Brain mushrooms take over the world.

- The Last of Us

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

Dead Amazon delivery person gets dug up by Jeff Bezos, because not even death can save you from making that fucking Prime delivery.

-Fallout New Vegas

 

[lost_girl]

Race in a brightly-colored go-kart to music that is upbeat and happy but also speeding up to the point of becoming stress-inducing while throwing outrageous items (like shells, bananas, squid, etc) at other players to prevent them from passing you in the hopes of winning a golden trophy in the shape of a mushroom. And if you lose, your character cries. So no pressure

- Mario Kart

 

[Son Nellie]

"Yer a lego, Harry"

LEGO Harry Potter

 

[101]

“Boy.”

- God of War

 

[PYTNRP]

Kill people as a good representation of you as you can make it.

- Rumbleverse

 

[Son Nellie]

Yeet round birbs at pigs

Angry Birds

 

[SharkBark]

Dad simulator but with Greek mythology.

- God of War Ragnarok

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

A tale of love and regicide.
-Crusader Kings

 

[Voider]

Beat the game by building an entire automated factory, realize there are inefficiencies, restart to make a more efficient factory, repeat infinitely.

-Factorio

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

Drink 18 beers and piss on a TV, killing you instantly.
-My Summer Car

 

[101]

You try and rescue your potentially dead wife while a crazy family tries to kill you.

-
Resident Evil 7

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

Play with slot machines until Xi Jinping snaps your fucking neck.
-Genshin Impact

 

[Caedes_]

Some kids get traumatized for years

-omori

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

Send a dying guy to the moon so he'll finally stop complaining about the War.
-To The Moon

 

[GrumpySwallow]

Cupid jumps out of the bowels of Hell and takes on an entire demon army, while drunk on barrels of wine and committing credit card fraud, so he can reenact The Odyssey by killing all the squatters in his home and save his waifu.

-Kid Icarus (NES)

 

[Raku]

Avoid your stepdaddy by performing literal war crimes

-Farcry 4

 

[Caedes_]

Punch a tree and fight an interdimensional dragon

-minecraft

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

Angry Italian gigilo kills half of Southern Europe before bludgeoning the Pope

-Assassin's Creed 2

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

Local NYPD officer breaks into civilian house, shoots homeowner, leaves without trial.
-Resident Evil 4

 

[Raku]

Rage room × 1,000

-Teardown

 

[Lorsh]

The Last of Us: Children of Men with zombies

 

[Murdergurl]

Your people get are turned into tasty snacks, so now you possess everyone else via mantra chants in an adventure to free them.

- Oddworld: Abe's Odyssee

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

Dropkick a Nikon into the fucking sun.
-Portal 2

 

[Hani]

Anime monopoly

- game of dice