Badly Describe a Game Here

[GhostofWestphalia]

(got this one off Reddit) Furry enthusiast goes on killing spree because answering machine told him to

Hotline: Miami

 

[zuri]

Cut off animal tails for gemstones in a world where the strongest creatures are an airbending fish and an angry pig.

- Monster Hunter Freedom Unite

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

Throw funny looking birds at pigs and towers for questionable reasons.

-Angry birds

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

Play till you drop dead.

-Monopoly

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

It's so long, your life is over once you're done playing.

-Game of Life

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

Post and hope for cookies.

#forumgames

 

[ZuluSlayer]

Wage a guerrilla war against established governments while murdering dozens of citizens in brutal killing sprees, encouraging the growth of crime, and supporting in-fighting in the American government.

- GTA 5

 

[QweenGiba]

You are a dog that is basically told where to go by a tiny, green, male, horny navi, all while collecting the ability to draw simple lines. There is also a dedicated Bark button. 10/10 would woof again.


Okami

 

[Rose-Chan]

Blood, Blood Codes, Blood Beads, Blood Thirst, Blood Bullets, Ichor (aka, Blood)...
Yeah, Blood.
-Code Vein

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

Solve cases using hallucinations.

-Phoenix Wright

 

[5cookie]

DON’T LISTEN TO MR. VOICE!!!

-Little Misfortune

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Mine blocks and fight a dragon

Minecraft

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

Waste your time playing some glitchy beta of a beta.

-Roblox

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Shoot stuff

- Fortnite

 

[5cookie]

Cry because you can’t collect all the items you need for an item and because the open beta isn’t out yet

-Fer.al

 

[SilverDingo]

Die upon spawning to an angry Frenchman with a rifle.

-Rainbow Six Siege

 

[Shiyonichi]

Die.

-Dark Souls

 

[5cookie]

Rage over the fact that your classmate took your place as #1 because you answered a question wrong

-Kahoot

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

Use a baby to run away from alien babies that you apparently can't see.

-Death Stranding

 

[Yamperzzz]

A knight, a talking bunny, a drummer, a monkey, and a harpist make a band together out of anger when an alien general pops by to blast screamo songs on his loudspeakers.

-Harmoknight

 

[mcdonaldsicecreammachine]

Blow shit up and collect triangles

- Most Zelda games

 

[Superfly47]

Walk around doing stuff, or not doing stuff if you prefer.

Skyrim.

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

Play as the Swedish Royal Air Force (or whatever the fuck it's called) in a game based around WWII, something Sweden took absolutely no part in.
-War Thunder

 

[Shiyonichi]

Raging homosexuals throughout space and time team up, because a raging bisexual vampire decided to become a god. Oh and there’s four more of him running around for some reason, including one that’s a dinosaur.

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Eyes Over Heaven.

 

[grimvr]

john wick if neo brought him the red and blue pill. he’s got a cyber sword arm

- cyberpunk 2077