Badly Describe a Game Here

[Spider-Venom213]

Roadie decapitates everything with just a guitar and axe, in the world of heavy metal
-Brutal Legend-

 

[KatarinaQuel]

Build an Army... Trust nobody
--Fire Emblem--

 

[Windsock]

Cat tucks young man into bed
Persona 5

 

[adrian_]

DO I RIDE THE CUBE OR DOES IT GO SOMEWHERE?!

- Q.U.B.E 2

 

[catsidhe]

I nuked the Aztecs because they took the crabs I wanted

Civ 5

 

[sukaithemoonlord774]

I don't know if anyone has already badly described this game but here goes... A kid who is obsessed with Disney characters ends up getting all of his friends involved an epic Disney story, that's been going since the early 2000's -- Kingdom Hearts (in a nutshell). No offense, lolz!

 

[wickd.cookie]

Careen about town with a sticky ball, rolling up (stealing) everyone's worldly possessions (and people) because your jerk of a dad can't stop destroying the galaxy and you have to clean up his mess.

~All the Katamari games

 

[SassMaster]

Climb a tower and find some bits of paper while trying to keep yourself alive.

-Slay the Spire

 

[thinking]

Play as a bandicoot and eat apples.

-- Crash Bandicoot.

 

[Bill Nein]

Yee haw gambling simulator, but in the future. Also romans.

- fallout nv

 

[poison goth]

Game where you dance and die and kill and scream and... die
- Fortnite

 

[Anxiety]

Struggle a lot. Die a lot. Run across others and send them emojis.
-Fallout 76

 

[themagnoliaofutah]

Open a steampunk box.

-literally all of The Room series

 

[themagnoliaofutah]

The best character ends up dying anyway.
-Until Dawn

 

[Floob]

Choose a dood and kill your friends by blasting them out of the world
-Smash Brothers

 

[themagnoliaofutah]

Meditation: The Game- Monument Valley
Kid gets killed, grows up, gets killed, then gets killed AGAIN. Also, butter.- FNaF
Local dad gets screwed over. -Bioshock 2
You already knew those things were possessed.-Tattletail

 

[Floob]

vroom vroom, oh wait, oh no, BLUE SHELL
-Mario Kart

 

[Bill Nein]

Animal slavery is aight... I guess? Also a ten year old participates in gang violence while poaching rare animals

-pokemon

 

[JadeGreen17]

Gibberish speaking people grow old and die in under a year and start fires making salads.

-The Sims

Immortal green tic-tacs learn that jet engines do not work in space and that their planet's moon isn't made of ice cream.

-Kerbal Space Program

Siri is acting weird but you can't go to the apple store because you're stuck in a dyson sphere.

-Halo 4

Your bankrupt boss makes you throw vegetables at giant killer ladybugs and pick up garbage until your son abandons you.

-Pikmin 2.

Somebody procrastinated dealing with evil dragons for a very long time and now you have to yell at them so hard they all die.

-Skyrim

 

[HotshotXXV]

Stumble around like an uncoordinated drunk man doing basic tasks with your friends.

- Humans Fall Flat

 

[themagnoliaofutah]

Twin Peaks, but even weirder. -Rusty Lake

 

[themagnoliaofutah]

27 BAZILLION GUNS- Borderlands

 

[Colorless Spectrum]

Collect people to get the true ending.
-Suikoden 5

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Sexy Angel Slaying Stripper - Bayonetta

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Buy cards. Build bad deck. Get killed by $100+ better deck. - Literally any TCG/OCG in existence.