Badly Describe a Game Here

[Viper Actual]

Take slaves and spam jalopies untill the game crash.

- APOX (don't buy that shit)

 

[Merlot]

Animal Genocide Simulator
-Maplestory

 

[joshuadim]

Eugenics: The 6 Part Documentary Series on why you should maintain the purity of your bloodline.

-Crusader Kings II

 

[.Del]

“Hello! I’m Space Napoleon Hitler”
-Stellaris

 

[Dmaster]

Zombie cultists to a giant space disco ball go around the solar system collecting polygons of various colors.

- Destiny 2

 

[Navarro]

Kill majestic dragons and turn them into pants.

(Monster Hunter)

 

[EveningStorm]

Man with a hat collection stops a wedding

(Super Mario Odyssey)

 

[redroseknight]

Team oriented game rewarding singular achievements thus inspiring less teamwork and higher blood pressure-

-Overwatch

 

[ButterflySuicide]

Kill innocent people and steal their stuff! Oh yeah and save your daughter apparently.

-Dishonored

 

[Iowa]

You're a satanist! Your friend is a satanist! Your son is a satanist! The pope is bloody satanist too!
-CK2


You just dealt with a huge liberal rebellion as Prussia? WELL TO BAD HERE'S A COMMUNIST REVOLT WITH 10X THE SIZE

-Victoria 2

 

[The Dark Creator]

A free 2d fighting game that throws all the laws of a fair and balanced fighting game out the window with upgrades, unblockable projectiles, luck based enchantments and abilities, and grabs that are stupidly inconsistent and cannot be escaped, and pay to win weapons and armor. Also the Kusarigama, a tool mistaken for a weapon is somehow S+ tier because fuck you
Shadowfight 2

 

[Everyone]

Winter has come to the desert. Have fun.
-Red Dead Redemption 2

 

[IG42]

Squirrel man make thing go boom.
-Just Cause 3

 

[Anxiety]

A guy who is depressed and likely on drugs.

-We Happy Few

 

[BackSet]

You'll be fine so long as you stick to singleplayer
-Minecraft

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

A walking mess of a man rambles across the Carribean in his neverending quest to get rich and debauch his way to an early grave, while completely disregarding the millenia long war between cultish weirdos he's caught between. And then there's some bullshit I'm the present about infiltrating some corporation. But screw that, I'mma go be a pirate!
-Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag

 

[BackSet]

Man accidentally kills his son and then pulls a Kratos and kills lots of people because of it.
-Assassin's Creed Origins

 

[BasiliskVeranda]

Lara Croft fights mecha horses in a post-apocalyptic setting run by Nat Geo nerds.
(Horizon Zero Dawn)

 

[Lord_Toast_Reborn]

Man possessed by ghost. Starts to kill people.
-Shadow of Mordor/War

 

[Lord_Toast_Reborn]

Launch unhappy avian creatures at evil pigs.

Angry Birds.

The universe is actually pretty dark if you look at everything else like shows.

 

[Corrosion]

Get inside your robot buddy and ride him around the place.

- Titanfall 2

 

[BackSet]

Hey? Remember tjhat real world plot from a few games ago that you thought we'd completely scrapped and therefor you hated us for it? Well we brought it back. Are you happy now?
-Assassin's Creed Origins

 

[Deafinition]

Don’t starve.

-Don’t starve/ Don’t starve together

 

[BackSet]

What do you think?
-You have to burn the rope.

 

[capMARVELOUS]

You can beat up anyone, but if you beat up the wrong person, you get beat up in real life. --Red Dead Redemption 2--