Jet
Uncultured
Out the rocker fast; unexpected turns from trapping warp-spawn out to steal shirts. One girl was barking orders talking about a "familiar" and another pulled a wand? Purple was just like the green bastard from before, Zak was sure but maybe they were right? The math didn't check out but blonde was attacking him over it.... Such an extreme-honest reaction; that-of knicked merchants after a steal, the reaction proving truth. So it seemed from it he'd fucked the goat on this one, made a bad call so to speak?? A rare misstep; not that it mattered now, the attack was priority one. It was a dangerous shot, a dark-tendril swept to slam. The kind of weighty blow that could crack a rib. Intense for a morning scrap but not fast enough to blitz, Zak was ready.
With black-mist and a hiss, Zak's left shone a cool gunmetal, tank-armored. It wasn't the most even creation and efficiently built it wasn't too; but strong? Aye it was compact and steeled, capable of stopping what came his way with a loud *THUD* -- as dark clashed dark.
It was a solid hit but this possession went to defense. The armor did its job and dispelling it Zak flashed backward, screeching to a halt with the jar left in no-man's land; amusing stuff. Another grand daily start with more angry eyes on him.... perfect. It seemed each day bred another enemy or rival, someone or three he'd pissed off or challenged; an unending line of people wanting to see him flogged. At this point it was one running joke...
And purple football? It was the punchline. So Zak, being he of no stakes and wonton jackassery, warkin supreme and maniacal idiot began laughing like a cracked-man, crying out -- "So dat!!!! Dat ain a sprite issit???" with straggling giggles and a finger pointing to the jar, adding on "At' ugly bastad, that's ya pet!?!" with a look of incredulous amusement. Talk about the worst stuff to say! Rage inducing words but Zak couldn't help it, the purple fucker was diabolical! It looked ike a scrambled piece of purple avacodo with ten days under a hot wasteland sun. Or perhaps a mottled bruise on a crackhead's lip that gained sentience? Or even a runoff pile with teeth out a dead dog's head, just diabolical and disgusting.
Before the beast was sketchy, worrying Zak because of its unknown origin, but to learn it was a familiar? This was jokes, it was a demon Muppet! So Zak laughed again like an ass, looking Taram and Pandora over with a beet-red face and a sardonic "Me most gracious apology fa knickin ya crystal fiend, thought him a sprite demon... Type at' took my shirt n' class. Lil andsome fella" he'd blurt with another giggle, finishing finally with "Bad's on me, swear it" as he'd come to notice his plate....
Or lack there of with food replaced by a slimy chewed piece of clothing. The bridge in his brow was furrowed so tight with annoyance it could strangle an Ultima. He was big pissed about that... Another wait in line? For fuck's sake.
Kyrenka Mook-LandStrider
With black-mist and a hiss, Zak's left shone a cool gunmetal, tank-armored. It wasn't the most even creation and efficiently built it wasn't too; but strong? Aye it was compact and steeled, capable of stopping what came his way with a loud *THUD* -- as dark clashed dark.
It was a solid hit but this possession went to defense. The armor did its job and dispelling it Zak flashed backward, screeching to a halt with the jar left in no-man's land; amusing stuff. Another grand daily start with more angry eyes on him.... perfect. It seemed each day bred another enemy or rival, someone or three he'd pissed off or challenged; an unending line of people wanting to see him flogged. At this point it was one running joke...
And purple football? It was the punchline. So Zak, being he of no stakes and wonton jackassery, warkin supreme and maniacal idiot began laughing like a cracked-man, crying out -- "So dat!!!! Dat ain a sprite issit???" with straggling giggles and a finger pointing to the jar, adding on "At' ugly bastad, that's ya pet!?!" with a look of incredulous amusement. Talk about the worst stuff to say! Rage inducing words but Zak couldn't help it, the purple fucker was diabolical! It looked ike a scrambled piece of purple avacodo with ten days under a hot wasteland sun. Or perhaps a mottled bruise on a crackhead's lip that gained sentience? Or even a runoff pile with teeth out a dead dog's head, just diabolical and disgusting.
Before the beast was sketchy, worrying Zak because of its unknown origin, but to learn it was a familiar? This was jokes, it was a demon Muppet! So Zak laughed again like an ass, looking Taram and Pandora over with a beet-red face and a sardonic "Me most gracious apology fa knickin ya crystal fiend, thought him a sprite demon... Type at' took my shirt n' class. Lil andsome fella" he'd blurt with another giggle, finishing finally with "Bad's on me, swear it" as he'd come to notice his plate....
Or lack there of with food replaced by a slimy chewed piece of clothing. The bridge in his brow was furrowed so tight with annoyance it could strangle an Ultima. He was big pissed about that... Another wait in line? For fuck's sake.
Kyrenka Mook-LandStrider
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