Egzitwoond257
Master Pretender
Welcome to Wasteland Australia! Things are very serious here, haha, just kidding. Take a seat motherfucker, and listen to my mothercucking tale.
Once upon a time, some bombs fell. It was all like KABOOM, VROSH, WRUUUUSH, KRRRRRUSH, VROSH-ROSH! And then the Wasteland was born! If you listen to those kooks out in the bush, a great Mutantroo spat out the oceans and shat out the mountains, and some such nonsense. What really happened was we bombed the shit out of eachother. Not as climactic. Anyways, now here we are, digging in the dirt for survival. This is us. This sun bleached desert is just as we are, barren and empty.
Once upon a time, some bombs fell. It was all like KABOOM, VROSH, WRUUUUSH, KRRRRRUSH, VROSH-ROSH! And then the Wasteland was born! If you listen to those kooks out in the bush, a great Mutantroo spat out the oceans and shat out the mountains, and some such nonsense. What really happened was we bombed the shit out of eachother. Not as climactic. Anyways, now here we are, digging in the dirt for survival. This is us. This sun bleached desert is just as we are, barren and empty.
