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[amybri18]

I did all my Christmas shopping today. 2 days before Christmas. I believe that is an achievement for me.

 

[Amerikia1126]

I did all my Christmas shopping today. 2 days before Christmas. I believe that is an achievement for me.

Christmas shopping? I was Santa! I am Santa! That's my handwriting this year! That's me delivering those pre- shit.... I forgot to do that. ... Guess who's gonna be the first one in the house when we get back?

 

[Amerikia1126]

Spoiler

"Pfft. Yeah, whatever."


*follows Amerikia down the stairs*


*continues to hum the song*


Thinks: "Do I want Iggy to turn him back? I like this version of America. He's nice to me and beats the shit out of Amerikia instead of going on my nerves... Also adorable."


*glances at America*


"Err... What if Iggy can't turn him back? Would he stay like this?"






-----


"In the broom closet? Man, I thought this was the bathroom..."


*realization*


"Wait, you're stuck in there?"


*titanic song starts playing in her head*


Dafuq? ...Whatever...


"Hang in there, eyebrows!"


*starts kicking door down*


"Neeeeear... "


*kick*


"Faaaaar!!"


*more powerful kicks*


"WHEREEEEVER YOU AAAAARE!!!"


*FREAKING THIS IS SPARTA! KICK, BREAKING THE DOOR APART*


"I BELIEEEEVE THAT MY HEART MY WILL GO OOOON!!!!!"


Two spoilers? That wasn't intentional... Oh well.






*hears rins thoughts*


*may or may not have been thinking along the same lines*


"Umm... He might stay like this, he might grow out of it. Honestly, I have no clue. Still making it up as I go. Just like fourth-wall magic!"


*flops arms around, which swings the shirt sleeves*


*remembers the episode of hetalia where Iggy went away and came back*


*unsure whether to stifle laughter or wipe away imaginary tear*


*manages to get one hand free of the sleeve*


*makes something that resembles a finger gun*


"Poo! Poo! Poo!"


*overhears Skye kicking down the door and singing*


*hurriedly runs over to see what's going on*


"Skye! Stop! What're you doing!?"


*emerges from broom closet, wielding broom*


*sees Amerikia*


*takes a swing at Amerikia's head*


"She's letting me out, you prick!"


*swings out of the way, getting hit in the shoulder*


*holds shoulder*


"I locked you in there for good reason! A reason I can't remember at the moment..."


"Top!" *holds out finger gun, attempting to be menacing but failing because self explanatory*


*sees America*


*blinks*


*rubs eyes*


*Iggy.exe has stopped responding*


Oh man, I just realized that no one got a song stuck in their head this round. Oh well. They'll all get a song soon enough! Mwahahahaha!

 

[SkyChild]

Merry christmas, everyone!!

*blows party horn in America's face*

*puts on Santa hat*




Have yourself a very merry christmas.


Count your blessings and be thankful. May you all seap the fruits of your hardwork.




"Amen!"

Pffft-bwahahaha!!

"What's so funny?"

Ah, nothing. Just the fact that you celebrate your birthday on christmas. You know... Religious day? Son of Satan?

"Oh, shut up!"

Hehehehe...


Anyways, merry christmas, everyone! Have a great time!

"Merry christmas!"

 

[amybri18]

Merry christmas, everyone!!

*blows party horn in America's face*

*puts on Santa hat*




Have yourself a very merry christmas.


Count your blessings and be thankful. May you all seap the fruits of your hardwork.




"Amen!"

Pffft-bwahahaha!!

"What's so funny?"

Ah, nothing. Just the fact that you celebrate your birthday on christmas. You know... Religious day? Son of Satan?

"Oh, shut up!"

Hehehehe...


Anyways, merry christmas, everyone! Have a great time!

"Merry christmas!"

​

I hope everyone has an amazing Christmas!

​

Everyone over at Camp Half Blood


sends their wishes!


Everyone in the Order of the Stone, the Order of the Pig, the Ocelots and friends


send their wishes!


Everyone over in 1930's London


sends their wishes!


And, of course, everyone over in a small city in England that shall not be named due to privacy reason


sends their wishes!

Ok, all together...


"We wish you a Merry Christmas..."

"We wish you a Merry Christmas..."

"We wish you a Merry Christmas..."

"We wish you a Merry Christmas..."

"We wish you a Merry Christmas..."

"We wish you a Merry Christmas..."

And a Happy New Year!

​

 

[Amerikia1126]

Merry Christmas!

​

*wakes up with Santa hat on head*

*gets woken up by Rin's party horn*


*sits up startled*


"What was that for!?"


*checks watch*


"Christmas!"


"Oh, right!"


*whips out Santa hat out of nowhere*


*dramatic stare into the invisible camera*


"I'm ready."


*lays on bed with head hanging off edge*


"I'm tired. Wake me up again when there's food."


*looks over at Amerikia*


*sighs*


*leaves room*

 

[SkyChild]

Spoiler

*hears rins thoughts*


*may or may not have been thinking along the same lines*


"Umm... He might stay like this, he might grow out of it. Honestly, I have no clue. Still making it up as I go. Just like fourth-wall magic!"


*flops arms around, which swings the shirt sleeves*


*remembers the episode of hetalia where Iggy went away and came back*


*unsure whether to stifle laughter or wipe away imaginary tear*


*manages to get one hand free of the sleeve*


*makes something that resembles a finger gun*


"Poo! Poo! Poo!"


*overhears Skye kicking down the door and singing*


*hurriedly runs over to see what's going on*


"Skye! Stop! What're you doing!?"


*emerges from broom closet, wielding broom*


*sees Amerikia*


*takes a swing at Amerikia's head*


"She's letting me out, you prick!"


*swings out of the way, getting hit in the shoulder*


*holds shoulder*


"I locked you in there for good reason! A reason I can't remember at the moment..."


"Top!" *holds out finger gun, attempting to be menacing but failing because self explanatory*


*sees America*


*blinks*


*rubs eyes*


*Iggy.exe has stopped responding*


Oh man, I just realized that no one got a song stuck in their head this round. Oh well. They'll all get a song soon enough! Mwahahahaha!


Is it my turn in IC? No...Right? I don't know what to post... Meh.

Spoiler: ThisChristmasWasAmazing!HypedForNextYear! :D

*looks at Amerikia* "I helped him out because I felt bad for him... I also can't get this f*cking song out of my head. Is that your doing, Amerikia...?" *raises an eyebrow*


"Woah, you locked him up in there? Why?"


"She likes to piss people off. I can understand that. The reactions are hilarious."


Thinks: "That explains a lot..."


"...Yo, Iggy looks kinda... braindead."


"Ah, he needs a reboot. Just like you did when America said that your arse doesn't look innocent."


*Stereotypical anime popping veins of anger, face turns red*


"Don't freaking remind me of that shit!!"


"Okay, sorry..." *covers mouth to muffle laughter*


*glare* *notices baby America* "Oh damn, you better put your hands up. This guy ain't playing." *points two fingers at Skye, resembling a gun as well*


"-boom! Headshot!" *spark of blue fire shoots out of fingertip* "I'm Yukio!" *adjusts imaginary glasses*


"Ha ha, very funny... Ass."


*smiles in response* "Hey Alfie, can you say 'dumbass'? Dumb-ass. D-U-M-B-A-S-S. Come on, you can do it! Skye is a ______?"


*facepalm* "Rin, you're the worst babysitter ever."


"Why? I'm teaching him how to speak!" *grins*


*sigh* "Whatever. Iggy.exe still isn't responding. Also; he hit Amerikia with a broom."


"Welp, He just needs some time to reboot. Baby America probably shocked him. Do they have a special relationship?"


"They do, actually." *looks at Amerikia* "...You should ask her about it. She knows more about Hetalia than me. HOWEVER, that doesn't mean that i'm a newb to the series..."


"Oookay then..."


"Ending the post!"


Nothing here. Nothing to see. Nothing at all.

 

[Amerikia1126]

nice! rin put all of yukio's glasses in the shape of yukio's glasses. xD


if yukio ever runs out of bullets for his gun, he should just slingshot his spares at his enemies.

 

[SkyChild]

nice! rin put all of yukio's glasses in the shape of yukio's glasses. xD
if yukio ever runs out of bullets for his gun, he should just slingshot his spares at his enemies.

This needs to be canon xD

 

[Barbas]

Just came back from watching Krampus.

 

[Amerikia1126]

Ron found me... I thought I escaped him. He won't stop knocking on my window... He won't go away, he- oh right. I'm talking about the rain.

 

[Amerikia1126]

*singsongy* Guess what day it is?


*tired* Saturday.


Nope, close!


Sunday?


Well, yeah. But it's more important than that!


December 27th... The twentyseventh... Hmm... Nope! No clue! Hey, Rin. Do you know why today's special?


*facepalms*


its midnight and one in the morning. And seven too. 100% necessary. Yep, totally. Quotation marks on the other hand, are not.

 

[SkyChild]

*singsongy* Guess what day it is?
*tired* Saturday.


Nope, close!


Sunday?


Well, yeah. But it's more important than that!


December 27th... The twentyseventh... Hmm... Nope! No clue! Hey, Rin. Do you know why today's special?


*facepalms*


its midnight and one in the morning. And seven too. 100% necessary. Yep, totally. Quotation marks on the other hand, are not.

Spoiler

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!"
"HOW ABOUT YOU TURN THE MUSIC OFF, THEN!?"


"HELL NO! THIS SONG KICKS ASS!!"


*turns music off*


"OY! What are you doing?"


*clears throat*


Is she angry?


What the hell did I do this time?


HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!


"AYYYYYY!"


*smiles*


So that makes you two what, 16 now? Wait, the series aired in october 2011, so technically...


You're 19.


"Wow, I'm an adult!"


Nah, you're still a kid. Your older brother is the adult here.


"HEY!"


*laughs*


I can't believe America forgot your birthday. D: Does he even know?


"America...? What?"


"I dunno.... Maybe? .... WHO WANTS CAKE?!"


I WANT CAKE! CAAAAAAAKE! ALL DAY EVERYDAY!


"CAAAAAKE! AYYY! CAAAAKE! WOO!"


CAAAAAKE! AYYY! CAAAAKE! WOO!


*facepalm* Idiots...

 

[Amerikia1126]

Spoiler

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!"
"HOW ABOUT YOU TURN THE MUSIC OFF, THEN!?"


"HELL NO! THIS SONG KICKS ASS!!"


*turns music off*


"OY! What are you doing?"


*clears throat*


Is she angry?


What the hell did I do this time?


HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!


"AYYYYYY!"


*smiles*


So that makes you two what, 16 now? Wait, the series aired in october 2011, so technically...


You're 19.


"Wow, I'm an adult!"


Nah, you're still a kid. Your older brother is the adult here.


"HEY!"


*laughs*


I can't believe America forgot your birthday. D: Does he even know?


"America...? What?"


"I dunno.... Maybe? .... WHO WANTS CAKE?!"


I WANT CAKE! CAAAAAAAKE! ALL DAY EVERYDAY!


"CAAAAAKE! AYYY! CAAAAKE! WOO!"


CAAAAAKE! AYYY! CAAAAKE! WOO!


*facepalm* Idiots...








"Well, the manga was first released in the April of 2009... So..." *does math on phone screen*





hopefully it shows up


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"So that means... You guys would be turning 22 this year if the series followed normal time." *so tempted to fourth wall magic* *somehow manages to restrain herself* "HA! America's canon age is 19, he can't even drink and Rin... can?" *scratches head* *has confused herself* "Speaking of, where is he?"


*stalking the cake*


*notices America* "HEY! Stop that!"


*looks up* "Hehe... right." *looks at cake again* "Is it Christmas again? I could've sworn..."


*throws phone at America* "You idiot! They just said what day it was and you weren't listening! No cake for you until you know!"


"B-but..." D: "Fine!"

 

[Amerikia1126]

*hesitates* This is really dark... *stares at the post button* ...Screw it. *clicks post*

Hesitation to click the post button. For you it's darkness, for me it's awkwardness and romance that makes me hesitate. that was dark? It was just one dead body...

 

[SkyChild]

that was dark? It was just one dead body...

Geezus, Amerikia.

 

[Amerikia1126]

Geezus, Amerikia.

If it was yukio, and all his friends it'd be dark, but- yeah I'm just gonna stop talking.... This is going a little too far.... Whoops.

 

[Amerikia1126]

I went on a little adventure through the ooc, rereading it because of boredom. At around page twenty I got the bright idea to start quoting everything, with the initial intention to capture funny/dumb things I said. Then it expanded to some Lego comments and scenarios. So... Essentially some incomplete highlights from the ooc that are all taken out of context.

Spoiler

i claim 666. hail satan, as my friend would say.

I consider the amount of tabs i have as tamed on pc if i can still see the icon for every tab.
i consider the amount of tabs i have open on mobile tamed if it doesnt give me an infinity sign for being over 99 tabs.

"Shipping!" "Dude! Get out! You're not part of the club!" "It's not that big a deal, this club is full of idiots..."
We're shipping Rin with everyone.

Really? Then you'll be glad to know that in the manga it's chapter 73 and you still don't have a girlfriend.
#ForeverAlone #Go Die In A Ditch #THAT'S JUST MEAN #YouCan'tHaveSpacesInRealHashtags #Both of you shut up.

If it's with girls?
Well, so far we're shipped you with:


a guy you can't get along with


the one girl who literally burns you whenever you touch


the twelve year old girl


yourself


and the mechadragon who tried to kill you.

Black coffee carefully roasted over hell-like levels of fire. Carefully made by a near-expert of the culinary arts, with help from his assistant, who carefully poured the drink to everyone like a japanese housewife, back in the olden days.

Okay. labels for everyone!
Kaneki - Housewife


Thalia - Feminist


Murica - Asshole


America - Idiot


Sans - the opposite of caps lock


Kyouko - Nameless


Rin - Shipping Material


Riku - Dense af


Petra - Dying


Nagato - Inflatable Ego


some of these need more work...


so does my homework....

how i imagined this being read aloud in my head, more or less....
[sleep deprived] "now, my brother, papyrus... he's a human-hunting- FANATIC!" [runs around the room like a lunatic]


"wtf is going on?" this is why you two will never be actors. [screeches to a halt] "WHAT DO YOU MEAAAN!!!????"


well... this. [gestures to everything america is]


[awkwardly smiles] no, murica you're alright. i think.


[bursts into tears] "My hopes and dreams are ruined!"


you mean the american dream? i can always buy you a burger or something....


[runs out the door with amerikia's wallet] "Thanks dude!" wait, no! America! Get back here with my wallet! [looks out the door at dust trail]


well... his loss. i only have 20 bucks in there.


[pokes amerikia] "Umm.. I'm hungry too. Can I get a burger too?"


[grumbles] Sure, thanks for asking.


[chases after america] [stares at giant pile of homework due tomorrow....]




yep, i can totally imagine this being a thing. there's like the main rp and then there's the one with us in it too... and then random shit like this happens- wait. who am i kidding, that's the OOC! [delirious laughter]


this is why you don't put me in charge. but i backseat drive like a master. wait, what am i talking about? i- i dont know. but i've been talking in all lowercase for a very, very long time.

I have achieved 777 posts. spam
this was the 777th post: spam


spam


Not as good as the 666th post... but still good. And somehow nearly all the posts inbetween 666 and 777 were in this rp...spam


spam


so 778 is dedicated to... uh.. uh.... spamming the word spam! invisibly! spam


spam

What if Selda was a girl? jk

[claps in sync with slow clap gif]

You ask invisibly and you shall receive. [wait. why was i looking at coke vs pepsi articles again?]
Okay. Hmm...


oOoOoOo




America and 'Murica were walking into Skye's house, accompanied by a strange-looking cat. Both the cat, and the Americas breaking all the laws of reality, as well as the fourth wall, sorta.

"Yo, Skye? You home? You gotta see this weird cat we found outside!", yelled America into the seemingly empty room. There was no response, just the light noise of typing to be heard.


"She must 'ave headphones on or somethin'; C'mon, let's go find 'er."


They headed towards the noise, with the strange cat on America's head. It was a strange cat. Larger than most, with red fur and what appeared to be horns? Someone must really love this cat to have it cosplay as a demon.


They walked in a room to see Skye typing away with one hand. The other hand was.. in a bandage.


Upon seeing the bandage on Skye's hand, America took the cat off his head and tossed it over to 'Murica, leaving him to stand there, fumbling with the cat.


"Skye! What happened? Lemme see!"


America examined the hand and reached into his pocket, grabbing out a burger. He placed it on Skye's head, making sure it balanced.


Murica came over and stared at America like he was being an idiot, which he was.


"The burger's not gonna help there! Ya gotta put it on the part that hurts!"


The cat then swatted at its face, which could be translated as a facepalm.


Skye was most likely looking at the two, thinking either one or both of two things. 1. What were they doing on this side of the fourth wall? 2. What was it with them and using burgers as medicine?


The Americas were arguing over the best place to place the burger when suddenly there were no more orders coming from the keyboard. Huh. That was weird. Seems like she fell asleep or something. Well, it was more like "or something." Looks like it's up to the hero to write the rest of the post!


Okay. So... umm... I was being totally awesome and stuff and Murica was busy being a giant asshole. jk. He was only being a normal asshole.


So then I had a fucking amazing idea! "Dude, we should like totally umm... what was it?" Damn it... I forgot what I was going ta say.


Well, cosplay-cat didn't care. Because he decided to come on over and start licking Skye on her leg. That was cute, and pretty cool too. Unless Skye was allergic to cats or some shit like that.


"Would you lookit that? Seems like this cat 'ere 'as taken a liking to ya, Skye!"


Well no shit, 'Murica! Kitties love everyone! Except for dogs. And other cats. And water. Wait, water isn't a person. Whoops!


Well, we forgot about the burger and cosplay-cat because then someone knocked on the door. Who could that be? Everyone was already here! Skye, 'Murica, Me, the cat, oh... Was it? No... It couldn't be.


'Murica went to go open the door when I heard it open, and then someone running inside. "You have no idea how long it took to get here!" Oh shit... It was her. The kitty then looked scared and jumped onto Skye. Was this her cat? Why was it dressed up?


Amerikia ran into the room, looking pretty disheveled.


"What're ya doin' 'ere?"


"Wow, that's a nice way to greet your creator."


"Okay then, mom."


"Ironic, since you're technically older than me."


"Well technically I don't care!"


"Yo! Can you dudes shut up? You're acting like fucking idiots!"


They just stared back at me, blinking. Then 'Murica tackled me and started beating me up.


"Who's an idiot now!"


Meanwhile, Amerikia [damn i need a shorter version] went over to Skye. The demon-kitty was trying to run away. It didn't get far before Amerikia picked her up.


"Where are you going here? You're in the wrong roleplay, silly little kitty!"


She then placed the kitty on her head, turning to Skye.


"I came as soon as I got out of school. You be careful now, okay? You know-


-


The "laws of reality" service has come back online. We thank you for your patience.

oOoOoOo

Spoiler

The cat is not completely random. I met it yesterday. In a different universe. My guy found it, and managed to keep it as a pet.

For some reason, I'm clippin' 'Murica's words off kind've like this. 'Cept now I'm doin' it in literally ev'ry sentence 'e says. And whenever I'm talkin' 'bout 'im.
OH MY GOD I NEVER THOUGHT I'D USE THE APOSTROPHE BUTTON SO OFTEN. Key, whatever....

So... I was bored. And I was listening to my 2k song long playlist. And this came up....




And here's the lyrics.... [the songs' in japanese]

Nothing is on youtube, and if it is, all the sound is distorted. You're better off going to a site specifically for anime viewing. "I do not understand, isn't it on tv over there?" No... that's only in Japan. "Shame..."
... ... ... ... ...


[laughing] [breaks down door and starts attacking amy] [starts beating the shit out of amy] [trying to hold back the americas] [starts attacking amy with magic]


[slams down the fourth wall]


That's enough! Stop it! You're all acting like children. Except you Japan, you're being good. "Thank you." You're welcome. As for the rest of you.... America, stop acting like 'Murica. "Hey!" 'Murica, stop rubbing off on America. "Not my fault..." England, seriously? [shrugs]


Now stop fighting unless you want me to lock you all in a room and have you fight over food.


[[collective sigh across the room]]

"Hey! She asked for it!"
America..... Did you break my wall AGAIN!!???


"Maybe...."


[uses reality powers to fling america off through the atmosphere]


"Not agaaaain!"


Again? What does he mean 'bout that? Oh well.


At least a girl just beat up America, well... not technically but I sent him flying off through the sky because i felt like it. :/

Yay~! [england jealously looking in through window]
Yes... working on it. I just somehow keep ending up on youtube when looking for info. What kind of info? Well, you'll see. Or maybe you won't. Not sure yet, still writing it.

Not sure about kaneki, but rin can be very forgiving of people. especially his brother in the anime.
beginning:


yukio: rin, i'm gonna kill you.


rin: DO IT! I DARE YOU!


yukio: [emotions]


rin: [kills the what-a-ma-call-it right behind yukio]


yukio: [in shock]


brothers!


---


end:


yukio; rin, i'm going out to do some exorcist stuff. you stay here.


rin: nah, i'm going with you.


yukio: [sigh] fine, just dont cause any trouble


[they go to the demon or whatever]


yukio: rin. stay here. we'll tak care of it


rin: nah, i'm gonna go kill it [runs over and is about to kill it]


yukio: rin!


fade to black. end of anime


i forgot to mention some brotherly hugging, but then there'd be spoilers.


so many typos in this....

first gif that came to my mind:

Adorable, awkward stuff involving breaking the fourth wall, food, sleep, and a made up virus.
*evil laughter that turns into hysterical laughter that turns into an awkward chuckle*

how to get into the portal: [version 1]
get the whole group in one


fight to the near death


have loser run away from fight


everyone follows for various reasons


they run through the portal and continues the fight inside the school


how to get into the portal: [version 2]


get the whole group in one


go off on an adventure to find food or something


one person goes off to the restroom


they fall through the portal and get captured or something on the other side


everyone wonders where they went


everyone follows them


there are so many ways this could happen... its fun to try and guess what could happen, and then see that not happen. at all.

how not to make a post:
1. waste an hour+ trying to find fanart


2. waste ~30 minutes trying to find a shade of purple


3. think about writing the post


my defense? i procrastinate easily....

uggghh... do i have to? i'm over here writing an insane post! you're taking me out of my groove!

challenge accepted.

mrw i post as the insane guy:

okay guys. i did something out of boredom. who can guess what it is?

My boredom? But... nah I'm fine. I'll just use my fourth-wall powers to survive. And then I can use my unintentional burn ability to kill all the spiders up here. They all hang out in the corners and stuff. *grabs onto ceiling fan* *turns it on* *starts spinning around on ceiling fan*
i cant tell if gravity has inverted or if it's antigravity in effect...

okay then! who wants to be the idiot who runs off to go to the bathroom and we all have to follow them?

"Oh, come on. You're seriously gonna make me do that?"
Yep.


"Fine. But you're gonna have to ask... the other one."


O.o no.... not him.


"Hello~!" *unintentionally creepy smile*


Even you? Well... fair enough.


"No! Not fair! I vote for Jabby!"


1. he's a dragon who tried to kill us. 2. he's dead. that doesn't exactly work....


"I DON'T CARE! MAKE IT HAPPEN!"


*shivers in fear* o-okay. wait... why am i pretending to be afraid of you?


Anyone know?

random spongebob memes. because i had to.

i claim ooc post 999

two can play at that game.. everyone, come on in!
*at the same time* "What now?" "I'm here with these losers..." "F-friends!?" "Oh bloody hell, there's three now?" "What am I doing here? Can I go home?"


"OH MY GOD! IT'S YOU!"


"Me?"


"Everyone run away!"


*runs away* *runs away*


"What was that all about? I'm certain he's a nice guy." *turns to purple* "Are you?"


"Pretty sure. Imma hero!"


"I-isn't that America's thing?" *slowly backs away*


"I agree... best to escape the situation for now..." *turns around*


*places hand on Iggy's shoulder* "But... don't you wanna stay here? And be friends? We can have fun! I found this sword in IC!" *brandishes sword*


*runs away*


"P-put that away, America!"


"A-america? Not quite..."


*5 minutes later*


*covered in soot* *laughing and pointing at Iggy with one hand, holding sword with other hand*


*comes back in room* Okay, I'm ba- *sees situation* Alfie.... what did you do?


"Nothin'..." *cheeky smile*


*attempts to snap fingers* Back to IC, now. And Iggy, sorry about that. :/ *turns and leaves room*


*pops back into IC*


"W-wait a second! No one told me how to get out of here!"

Aww.... I knew Rin was in wuv...
"Eyebrows!? Not this again!"


Wait.... did someone say UsUk? Oh no...


"I would not "get together" with a former colony!"


Your red face seems to be betraying you....


"Shut it! At least it's not as incestual as RinxYukio!"


.... O.o xD


*slams open door* "I'm trying to sleep here!"


It's not even four in the afternoon...


*pulls out Kurikara* "Guess what he gave me?"


*rapidly sheathes and unsheathes sword*


Wait... why are you doing that? What'd Rin do to you?


Nah, nevermind. This is cute. ^-^


OOC is the most random RP in general.

"You think that's a lot? I know even more. In the latest chapter of the manga, RinxYukio got some ship support. In an outdoor bath scene."
"Really? Japan, what do you have to say for yourself?"


*pops in* "It wasn't my idea..." *pops out*


"RinxYukio is all Japan's fault, everyone! Pound symbol Japan is a pervert!"


"Umm... You probably mean 'hashtag'."


"Hashtag? That's what it's called now?" *sighs*


Meanwhile...


*tosses sword at Amerikia*


*picks up sword* *hands it over to Yukio* "Not sure where the sheath is..."


*gets run into* *gives Rin a hug* lol, jk! *gets Rin in a chokehold*

No Rin, I'm pretty sure Jekyll isn't into flaming sons of satan. That's more Shiemi's or Alfred's thing...

everyone in ooc: lets get to the portal as soon as possible but enjoy the ride along the way.
asura: heh heh, NOPE! *kidnaps kaneki*


typhus: hmm..... NOPE! *stalks rin*

who else agrees that we should go through the portal as soon as possible?
well... not asap.. just soon.


after alfred's done being an idiot and jekyll redeems himself.


who am i kidding? alfie will never stop being an idiot.

"Make him a guy so I can beat his ass!"[/color]]
"What, you pretend to be all innocent now?!"


*Notices the others*


"Oh. Heh. Hi ...."

[okay then! america is.... *flips coin* a guy.]
"I am innocent!"


*attempts to tackle rin*

"Woah... You look cool! Are you a skeleton? :0"
*Sees America charging at him*


"Innocent my ass!"


*dodges America*


"Not this time, pal!"


"...What? YO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT SWORD?!"

*trips on rin's foot somehow and lands on ground*
"Yeah!? Well your ass doesn't look so innocent from here!" *realizes what he just said*


*turns red* *gets up*


"Hey, you over there! You don't happen to know how to time travel, do you?"

"Holy shit..."
*holds on to the Kurikara*


"That's right! I'm not planning to freaking kill anyone!"





"...He?"


*realization*


"PFFFFFFFF..."


*Rin.exe has stopped working. Again*

*shakes his head*
Dafuq just happened? Where the hell...?


What is---





...wat.





*Rebooting*


*89% complete*


*initiate realization*


*realization*


"WH--?!"


*100% complete*


"--GODDAMN! DUDE!"


*unsheathes the demon sword*


*lights up in blue flames*


"-You better back the hell off, girl! I have a sword too. I ain't afraid to use it if I have to!!"


*points the tip of the blade at her*

WAY, WAY TOO MANY! SOS! THE FLOOD HAS BEGUN! THE SHIP IS SINKING! THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK!

*gets poked in eye with stick*
"Wtf was that for!? I haven't even done anything yet!"


sleep drunk indeed.

*blows rape whistle*
"No! No teamwork! Ancient code demands fight to death!"

Rip email notif users.

Rin seems to be content with Rin x Alfred being his top ship

Oh, America xD How you never cease to be American.
...Wait...

That awkward moment when you have a funeral service for someone and it turns out that they were alive. Well, I hope you appreciated your eulogy from inside your casket, because I ain't saying it again.

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Tanks. 100% intentional.

*APPLAUSE!!! CLAPPING! YAAAAAY!*


*OMG!!! APPLAUSE ALL THE WAY!!!*


*fumbles with bag but manages to catch it somehow, almost dropping it*


*eats a couple marshmallows straight out of the bag*


"Hey! Gimme some!"


*snatches bag away*


*eats a handful of marshmallows, like all at once*


"Wait a sec, aren't we supposed to roast them with Rin? But it won't work unless we piss him off...."


"Hey Rin! Ya pissed off yet, bro? We wanna roast marshmallows with your fire-thing!"


"Don't add 'thing' to the end of it, that makes his power sound kinda preverted..."


...


"Also, he's only the best since I made him that way!"


O.o "You didn't make me!"


"In this reality I did!"


*gives America pat on the back*


*grumble grumble*


"Oh don't feel so bad! You can make yourself if you want!"


*does fourth wall magicky-magic*


*poof*


*clothes fall to ground*


"Uh oh... That wasn't supposed to happen."


*picks up america's clothes*


"Why are these so-"


*looks inside pile of clothes*


"Fuck."


*hands pile to Rin*


"There ya go, one colony to go!"


"Bye!"


*runs out of room*


*loud crashing noise can be heard as well as a few swear words*


*walks back in room with broken lampshade on head*


*collapses on bed*


"N-nevermind. I'll stay in here too...."

"--? O-Oy! What did you d--"
*strange noises coming from the pile of clothes*


"What the... WAH! IT'S MOVING!!"


"Don't drop it!" D:


"EUUGH! WHAT IS--"


*sees America's tiny feet*


O_______o "DUUUUUUDE!!!"


"...No freaking way..."


*lifts the clothes to see baby America*


"Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy-"


"D'awwww! He's adorable!!"


*glances at him*


"...He is kinda cute as a lil' kid, actually."


"I know right? You-"


"Here!"


*hands America to Skye*


"H-hey! What do I do with him?!"


"Do I look like I know?! Amerikia did this! She's taking care of this!"


*hands America back to Rin*


"You take him! I'm not holding him!"


*gives him back to Skye again*


"He'll only start crying! Go get Amerikia!!"


*gives lil' America back to Rin, again*


"He likes you more than me! Amerikia is-... Wait, where is she?"


"...She ran away, didn't she?"


"Wow. Did she--"


"Woah!"


"Da heck?"


"What was that?"


"I don't know!! ...He's looking at me..."


"He probably thinks you're an idiot."


"HEY!!"


*both see Amerikia walking back into the room and collapsing on the bed*


"Geez, you okay? What happened?...


...Is that a broken lampshade on your head?" O_o


"OY! AMERIKIA!"


*walks closer while holding baby America in a weird way. Seriously. He had no idea what he was doing... Was that his head? Maybe. Oh wait, he was holding him upside down... Crap*


"You better fix this!... Uhhh... What is he doing?"


"What do you mean?"


"What is- IS HE GONNA THROW UP?! OH! OH! OH NO!!! TAKE HIM! TAKE HIM! TAKE HIM AWAAAAAY FROM MEEEE!!!"


"OH, HELL NO! I AIN'T HOLDING A PUKING BABY!"


"I'M GONNA DROP HIM!"


"NO, DON'T FREAKING DROP THE BABY VERSION OF THE US, YOU MORON! HE'S LITTLE!"


"THEN YOU TAKE HIM!"


"NO, GET HIM AWAY FROM ME! HE'S NOT GOING TO THROW UP!"


"HOW DO YOU KNOW?!"


"I DON'T!"


"AAAAAAAGHH!! AMERIKIA!!!!"


*panics*


*panics*

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! XDDDD

And it's all downhill from here, folks.

now i cant help but imagine a scene of absolute chaos with rin's fire, fire alarms, and sprinkler systems, but america not noticing a thing of it due to explaining where they are to sasaki, and waing the sword around like a lunatic, not noticing gir stuck to the end of it.
and rin's just there like "oh, come on!"


and sasaki is there like "i cant pay attention to a word he's saying, but i think i found the right crowd."


edit: omg... this my 999th post.... i want to save my 1000th for either the best smart comment ever or a post in ic, so sorry if i'm quiet here for a while. :/

"Okay, okay. Yes, I turned him into a baby, but no. I did not do it on purpose. Guess I was too obscure when I said 'you can create yourself'. So sure, blame it all on me."


"And Rin? Just so you know, the only person who can't hear your thoughts is America."


*more cute baby noises*


*stares at America*


"Nope. Not falling for it this time."


*LOUD ADORABLENESS*


"N-no. I have to fix him...."


*YOU WILL NOTICE ME. I AM A BABY.*


".... Fine."


*picks up America*


*pulls Amerikia's hair*


"Ow! Don't do that!"


*pokes at Amerikia's eye*


"Stop it!'


*swats away America's hand*


*punches Amerikia's cheek like really, really hard*


*holds America in one arm, using the other to hold onto her cheek*


*spits out tooth*


*holds America out to Rin and Skye*


"Can someone else take him? I'm getting abused by a baby and that's just sad."


*spits out blood. and another tooth.*


*sucks thumb, pretending to be all innocent*


*looks at America*


"You're just enjoying this, aren't you?"


*sticks out tongue*


"..."


"But seriously, can one of you two take him?"

I like online... Online is fun... Online.... Onliiiiine.... - Sorry, what were you saying? I think someone mentioned iced tea.

*stares at skye*
"You're gonna have to buy me a new door."

Oh my god Skye, you are a master of evil. And christmas. You win! [a participation award....]

nice! rin put all of yukio's glasses in the shape of yukio's glasses. xD
if yukio ever runs out of bullets for his gun, he should just slingshot his spares at his enemies.

Ron found me... I thought I escaped him. He won't stop knocking on my window... He won't go away, he- oh right. I'm talking about the rain.

You stink? Hmm.. Someone's being an asshole. *uses fourth wall magic to get the "If you're happy and you know it' song stuck in rin's head*


Won't know if that worked or not until he complains about it. Hope it worked. *tries to undo turning lights off again and fails*


*sighs*


*looks at rin like "why would you wanna put me down? imma baby! googoo gaga! LOVE ME"*


*pokes rin's wrist*


*starts drooling*


"Lalalalala...."


*kicks legs but fails due to being a baby*


*notices america behaving*


"So you'll behave with him, but not me?"


*blows raspberry in amerikia's direction*


"Dick."


*turns towards rin*


"Anyway I've been thinking. When life hands you lemons, don't make lemonade. Get mad! Demand to speak to life's manager! Make life take the lemons back! I don't want your damn lemons! Who do you think I- wait a sec, wrong speal. Sorry, I went all portal there. I meant that I think I've figured out what's up with my fourth wall magic. I can't undo what I do. Damn... Also, seems like Skye has superspeed."


*gestures to skye-shaped dust cloud that's still there* *suppresses a cough*


"So I guess we gotta find Iggy. He should be downstairs in his cell- I mean room. Should have something that won't comically fail."


*perks up after hearing the word "Iggy"*


"Ig-Igwan-"


"Aww... that's cute! Let's try something easier.... how about "Rin"?"


*stares blankly at amerikia for a few seconds like "you're seriously trying to make me do this?"*


*intense staring like "do this or else"*


*relents*


"Wyn."


"No, not that asshole. This asshole." *gestures towards Rin*


"Win."


*sighs*


"Same exact thing, but good try!"


*realizes this is getting long*


*ends the post*

1000th post. Had to be this.

Narwhals narwhals


Swimming in the ocean


Causing a commotion


Because they are so awesome!


Notes. In a different class. I have a sub for a sub. She also doesn't care that I'm on my phone. The other class I was in? Yeah, we were watching a documentary. The teacher that replaced the sub, or will in january, insisted on it.


*cleans glasses*

i need to get alfred sane or something so we can go get rin's sword and just sheathe it while he's fighting kaneki. xD


[master of random, master of gibberish, professional procrastinator, part-time sociopath, ship builder, american] damn... my titles are adding up....

---


Hey you guys! Nufufu!


It’s America, everybody’s hero! HAHA!


All right! Let’s go to the HAMBURGER STREET!


Gimme more Hamburger~


Gimme more Hamburger~


U・S・A OH YEAH!


Kinda cool, isn’t it? GET IT ON


H・B・G Oh Yeah!


It’s the world standard GOING ON


Only have a map of the United States


Can’t sleep after watching anything scary


A cute, ready-for-a-fight nice guy?!


U・S・A　HERE WE GO!


Gimme more hamburger


Gimme more hamburger


U・F・O　OH YEAH!


He’s my best friend, “Tony!”


U・M・A OH YEAH!


The more unidentified, the better DREAM ON


Can’t go without ice cream for dessert


I don’t read the mood at all　NA HA! ☆


Big and many are considered normal ☆


GIVE ME MORE HAMBURGER!


When you’re cheerful　HAMBURGER　(and shake-shake)


Even when you’re sick　 HAMBURGER　(and French fries)


If you put it on your forehead, you’ll be better in no time


By the way, HEY BOY! What’s a cold?


Being positive is very


GREAT, GREAT, GREAT!


HAMBURGER STREET


I am the hero of this world!


HAMBURGER STREET


Let’s go, if it’s for justice　Yeah!


HAMBURGER STREET


I’m counting on your support　Boy & Girls


HAMBURGER STREET


I won’t accept any objections　HA!


You~ too~ Hamburger~


(HA! 　 Dorufuu~)


You~ too~ Hamburger~


R・E・D　HYA HO!


Of course red is my color, BECAUSE


U・S・A　OH YEAH!


When another country is taking charge, POWER DOWN


Transformation is essential for being COOL


I don’t think about what will happen after something is made　NA HA! ☆


Don’t care even if someone calls me fat


GIVE ME　MORE　HAMBURGER!


When you're alone　HAMBURGER　(and shake-shake)


Even during a conference　HAMBURGER　(Bon Appétit!)


Every day, I change the seasoning so I don’t grow tired of it


By the way,　HEY GIRL!


How do I lose weight!?


Online shopping is very


GREAT, GREAT, GREAT!


HAMBURGER STREET


I am the leader of this conference!


HAMBURGER STREET


A plan that’s super sized　Yeah!


HAMBURGER STREET


Feels like we’re partying　Boy & Girls


HAMBURGER STREET


I won’t accept any criticisms from England


If we were to compare the world to hamburger buns (Because you’re stupid)


Cheese・Lettuce・Tomatoes and onions


Ketchup・Pickles・Mustard


Many different countries would be sandwiched together


And then the main attraction appears


The hamburger patty that everybody loves


That would be me, AMERICA


“The HERO BURGER is selling with rave reviews!”


HAMBURGER STREET


I am the hero of this world!


HAMBURGER STREET


Let’s go, if it’s for justice　YEAH!


HAMBURGER STREET


I’m counting on your support, BOY & GIRLS


HAMBURGER STREET


I won’t accept any objections　NA HA HA HA…


Gimme more hamburger


(HA HA HA… Dorufuu~!)


Gimme more hamburger


YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!


Thank you, thank you all for supporting me!


I’m leaving the rest up to you,


Since a hero has many things that keeps him busy!



...


xD "That's ridiculous!"


"I was drunk!"


Sure... "drunk"


"I was!"


"By the way, I'd never say any of those things."


Really? Somehow I doubt that...

I feel like this is all revolving around the cat, but i needed an excuse to bring them in the house... so :/


A cosplaying cat.... did I seriously just- okay.


I just mumbled along to a japanese song... the instrumental version. I failed.


Yep, this just turned completely away from a reaction. Now it's a first person rp... with America narrating his own story. xD sorry 'bout that...


I think 'Murica has changed a lot. From formal as hell, to essentially america without cursing, to clipped words, to southern? i think? well, makes sense. i guess.


Yay! I showed up...


Great. Now they're fighting....


The cat's gender has not been officially determined. So for now, it's a girl. America just presumed it was a guy.


And no I did not have an ending in mind for that sentence.

 

[Amerikia1126]

Typhus
Walking through the school's back entrance, Typhus begins to wander around the area until coming across an empty alleyway. Looking over his shoulder to check if he was being followed, Typhus walks into the the alley and precedes to search around for a few moments before finding a suitable spot for the ritual. Using Manreaper to carve three circles in the formation of a triangle, focuses all of his psychic might on the symbol carved into the wall while calling out to Nurgle, causing the symbol to begin to glow." Mighty Nurgle, Lord of Decay! I, your humble servant, Typhus, call upon you for your assistance! I beg of you to grant me the power to conquer this world in your name! In return, I swear to gather a thousand souls in your name!"


Just as Typhus finished speaking, the symbol suddenly combusts in pink colored flames as a portal to the Warp is opened. Madly laughing with joy that his god answered his plea, Typhus watches as a large group of tall, decaying humanoid creatures armed with jagged swords with glowing runes slowly march out of the portal.

Wait... Shouldn't that not work? I thought we were in the dork diaries universe?

 

[Barbas]

Wait... Shouldn't that not work? I thought we were in the dork diaries universe?

In some of the older Thousand Sons books it's that the Warp is connected to the multiverse.

 

[Amerikia1126]

Is it my turn in IC? No...Right? I don't know what to post... Meh.

Spoiler: ThisChristmasWasAmazing!HypedForNextYear! :D

*looks at Amerikia* "I helped him out because I felt bad for him... I also can't get this f*cking song out of my head. Is that your doing, Amerikia...?" *raises an eyebrow*


"Woah, you locked him up in there? Why?"


"She likes to piss people off. I can understand that. The reactions are hilarious."


Thinks: "That explains a lot..."


"...Yo, Iggy looks kinda... braindead."


"Ah, he needs a reboot. Just like you did when America said that your arse doesn't look innocent."


*Stereotypical anime popping veins of anger, face turns red*


"Don't freaking remind me of that shit!!"


"Okay, sorry..." *covers mouth to muffle laughter*


*glare* *notices baby America* "Oh damn, you better put your hands up. This guy ain't playing." *points two fingers at Skye, resembling a gun as well*


"-boom! Headshot!" *spark of blue fire shoots out of fingertip* "I'm Yukio!" *adjusts imaginary glasses*


"Ha ha, very funny... Ass."


*smiles in response* "Hey Alfie, can you say 'dumbass'? Dumb-ass. D-U-M-B-A-S-S. Come on, you can do it! Skye is a ______?"


*facepalm* "Rin, you're the worst babysitter ever."


"Why? I'm teaching him how to speak!" *grins*


*sigh* "Whatever. Iggy.exe still isn't responding. Also; he hit Amerikia with a broom."


"Welp, He just needs some time to reboot. Baby America probably shocked him. Do they have a special relationship?"


"They do, actually." *looks at Amerikia* "...You should ask her about it. She knows more about Hetalia than me. HOWEVER, that doesn't mean that i'm a newb to the series..."


"Oookay then..."


"Ending the post!"

Nothing here. Nothing to see. Nothing at all.

Spoiler: ThisChristmasWasAmazing!HypedForNextYear! :D

Spoiler

*cruel-ish smile* "Yep, the music was me. Speaking of," *snaps fingers* "Now Iggy has one. When he starts responding again."


"Sky is UH!"


"And America's still an idiot."


"Kia dumass!"


"Not sure if he's trying to insult me or the car... Probably me."


*Rebooting 89% complete*


*Rebooting complete*


*Initiating Reaction.exe*


"A-America!? W-Why is he a-"


*Realization!*


"Amerikia? What the hell did you do?"


*'angry'*


"Hey, Niko Iggy! Not quite sure what I did. Something vague about 'you can raise yourself'."


*facepalms like 'are you kidding me right now!?'*


"How many times do I have to tell you not to use fourth-wall magic!?"


*grabs out wand*


*sighs like 'I don't want to do this but I will if I have to... :'('* "I'll fix it."


*points wand in America's general direction* *black magicky voodoo lights and sounds and shit* "Santo Rita Meata Mingo Mango Maya Jack La Toya Dumbledora-"


*Song.exe has initiated*


"Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light-"


*realization*


"Of all the songs!? WHY THAT ONE!???"


*starts laughing, like a lot*


"Ooh... Err.. What about the spell-"


*sees America*


*stereotypical anime jaw drop that defies the laws of reality*


*sees America*


"Hey! Happy Birthday, little guy!"


"I'm not a little guy! I'm independent!" *crosses arms*


"Wait a sec... If America's- Then Rin's- ..."


*slowly looks at Rin* O.o


"H-happy Birthday to you too! Hehe..."


*runs back upstairs like Skye normally runs*


"Wait! Don't leave me here!" *runs after Amerikia*


*turns to Skye and Rin*


"Any of yous gotta twenty? I'm hungry and they both ran out on me!"


1-3 + 7 = 8-10 = America rn. And it's almost ten over here, so yes. It is still technically Rin's birthday.

 

[Amerikia1126]

what's nurgle's dance? i forgot.


*looks at all the posts that have happened*


oh gods, let me catch up! D:

yes i wasted a bunch of time finding a gif, and i didnt even find the right gif. too bad

 

[LegoLad659]

what's nurgle's dance? i forgot.
*looks at all the posts that have happened*


oh gods, let me catch up! D:

yes i wasted a bunch of time finding a gif, and i didnt even find the right gif. too bad

I don't even understand what's going on in that thing xD

 

[Barbas]

what's nurgle's dance? i forgot.
*looks at all the posts that have happened*


oh gods, let me catch up! D:

yes i wasted a bunch of time finding a gif, and i didnt even find the right gif. too bad

It's a spell that makes you dance like a lunatic.

 

[Amerikia1126]

*sighs* Now all that's in my mind is a song from portal. *starts humming*


Well here we are again, its always such a pleasure.