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[Amerikia1126]

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[Amerikia1126]

Noticing that America was swinging the large piece of flaming candy at him, GIR latches onto the flaming blade with his mouth and begins suck on it.

now i cant help but imagine a scene of absolute chaos with rin's fire, fire alarms, and sprinkler systems, but america not noticing a thing of it due to explaining where they are to sasaki, and waing the sword around like a lunatic, not noticing gir stuck to the end of it.


and rin's just there like "oh, come on!"


and sasaki is there like "i cant pay attention to a word he's saying, but i think i found the right crowd."


edit: omg... this my 999th post.... i want to save my 1000th for either the best smart comment ever or a post in ic, so sorry if i'm quiet here for a while. :/

 

[amybri18]

Yush! I posted! Finally! And, don't worry, Thalia will stop the mortals who haven't already seen Rin in his current state from seeing Rin in his current state...

 

[Yoshiro]

Sasaki is going to feel right at home. Seriously, this like the Q's squad to him. Almost down to a "T"


(That's how the cool kids say it, right?)

 

[Amerikia1126]

Spoiler

*tries really hard to hold back laughter and ends up snorting, causing her to burst out laughing* "Sorry, but that's hilarious!" *covers mouth*

"Why are you blaming America? You're the one who turned him into a baby, weren't you?" e_e


Thinks: Nobody's gonna mention how Amerikia placed America's feet on her face? No? Okay... "Blaming anyone won't get us anywhere. We need light!"


*pulls out her smartphone*


*raises an eyebrow*


"Huh..."


"What?"


"It's not working... I charged it over night, though... Damn, that thing was new!!"


"Great. No light.... I repeat, no light."


*steps back*


*grabs his wrist*


"America is afraid of the dark. Do you want him to start crying?" :I


"He is?"


"Yes. You're literally our only source of light right now."


"Well... Okay, then..."


*focuses on his flames, and they become brighter*


"How's that?"


"Pretty good, actually!"


*looks at America*


Geez, what an adorable bastard.


*starts giggling*


"?! ...Oh, god damn it! Stop reading my thoughts!"


"Sorry, sorry!"


*clears throat*


"So, what do we do? Maybe Iggy can turn him back with his magic?"






"Okay, okay. Yes, I turned him into a baby, but no. I did not do it on purpose. Guess I was too obscure when I said 'you can create yourself'. So sure, blame it all on me."


"And Rin? Just so you know, the only person who can't hear your thoughts is America."


*more cute baby noises*


*stares at America*


"Nope. Not falling for it this time."


*LOUD ADORABLENESS*


"N-no. I have to fix him...."


*YOU WILL NOTICE ME. I AM A BABY.*


".... Fine."


*picks up America*


*pulls Amerikia's hair*


"Ow! Don't do that!"


*pokes at Amerikia's eye*


"Stop it!'


*swats away America's hand*


*punches Amerikia's cheek like really, really hard*


*holds America in one arm, using the other to hold onto her cheek*


*spits out tooth*


*holds America out to Rin and Skye*


"Can someone else take him? I'm getting abused by a baby and that's just sad."


*spits out blood. and another tooth.*


*sucks thumb, pretending to be all innocent*


*looks at America*


"You're just enjoying this, aren't you?"


*sticks out tongue*


"..."


"But seriously, can one of you two take him?"


1000th post. Had to be this.

 

[Amerikia1126]

*literally about to post a post in ic*


*sees that yet another person has posted*


*sighs and goes to check ic*


edit: okay, nevermind! all's good! that was typhus, not git!

 

[Amerikia1126]

is Gir indestructible or something? because he just got slammed into a locker three times, one of which was a normal swing, the second of which left a dent in the locker, and the third of which shattered something. this shattering couldve been a metal locker, a robot dog, or an ancient demon sword and Gir is just left unaffected, asking to do it again? i understand the asking for more part, but seriously Gir? Not gonna acknowledge that you were slammed into a lo-cker? this guy's on a whole 'nother level of dense!

 

[Barbas]

is Gir indestructible or something? because he just got slammed into a locker three times, one of which was a normal swing, the second of which left a dent in the locker, and the third of which shattered something. this shattering couldve been a metal locker, a robot dog, or an ancient demon sword and Gir is just left unaffected, asking to do it again? i understand the asking for more part, but seriously Gir? Not gonna acknowledge that you were slammed into a lo-cker? this guy's on a whole 'nother level of dense!

Well he did survive self destruct.

 

[amybri18]

is Gir indestructible or something? because he just got slammed into a locker three times, one of which was a normal swing, the second of which left a dent in the locker, and the third of which shattered something. this shattering couldve been a metal locker, a robot dog, or an ancient demon sword and Gir is just left unaffected, asking to do it again? i understand the asking for more part, but seriously Gir? Not gonna acknowledge that you were slammed into a lo-cker? this guy's on a whole 'nother level of dense!

Well he did survive self destruct.

And he's doesn't go by human logic, he goes by cartoon logic, right? Just the way those from video games go by video game logic, and those from anime's go by the anime laws of physics.

 

[Amerikia1126]

I just remembered something that might be just kinda important to say.


Yeah.... just a bit.


Well... everyone's on holiday/break now that I think about it.


So... blah blah blah trip. Blah Blah blah 2nd. Blah blah blah wifi? Dunno. :/


Yes me, that was totally useful. 100% totally useful in every way. Really? No.


Going on trip. Won't be back till the 2nd. Not sure if there's gonna be wifi or not. Got a backup plan, though not 100% reliable.


So... 75% chance of no affect. 25% chance of slowdown.


Or at least that's my guesstimate.


In other news:

I am personifying all my computing devices out of sheer boredom (yep, totally wasn't pushed to do it, at all. still fun though).


So that means I have Wyn, who wont talk to me unless I fix his freaking glasses. They worked fine before, and I dont see why he's complaining now.


I also have Moby, who so far has no personality written down.


And then there's Cal, who keeps unlocking the door. I am tired of all these salespeople just walking in the house, if i lock the door, i want it to stay locked!

 

[amybri18]

I just remembered something that might be just kinda important to say.
Yeah.... just a bit.


Well... everyone's on holiday/break now that I think about it.


So... blah blah blah trip. Blah Blah blah 2nd. Blah blah blah wifi? Dunno. :/


Yes me, that was totally useful. 100% totally useful in every way. Really? No.


Going on trip. Won't be back till the 2nd. Not sure if there's gonna be wifi or not. Got a backup plan, though not 100% reliable.


So... 75% chance of no affect. 25% chance of slowdown.


Or at least that's my guesstimate.

Ah, ok. Well, have fun? RL comes before RP, so don't feel pressured to find a way online.

 

[Amerikia1126]

Ah, ok. Well, have fun? RL comes before RP, so don't feel pressured to find a way online.

I like online... Online is fun... Online.... Onliiiiine.... - Sorry, what were you saying? I think someone mentioned iced tea.

 

[SkyChild]

iced tea.

*BREAKS THROUGH THE DOOR*


"WHERE?!"

 

[Amerikia1126]

*BREAKS THROUGH THE DOOR*
"WHERE?!"

*stares at skye*


"You're gonna have to buy me a new door."

 

[SkyChild]

*stares at skye*
"You're gonna have to buy me a new door."

*stares back at Amerikia*


*picks up door*


"Hehe... heh... Sorry 'bout that..."


*awkwardly tries to fix the door*


*fails*


*door falls back to the ground*


"Uhh... I- I gotta go! Bye!"


*runs away with racing-car soundeffect, leaving behind a cloud of dust*


...

 

[SkyChild]

We pulled a hilarious prank on my dad. We were baking cookies for christmas, and my little brother had the idea to put a piece of dog food in one of the cookies. At first, we laughed at his idea, but then we realized that it would be pretty funny to see someone biting into it... We had a good laugh today.

Spoiler

"Okay, okay. Yes, I turned him into a baby, but no. I did not do it on purpose. Guess I was too obscure when I said 'you can create yourself'. So sure, blame it all on me."


"And Rin? Just so you know, the only person who can't hear your thoughts is America."


*more cute baby noises*


*stares at America*


"Nope. Not falling for it this time."


*LOUD ADORABLENESS*


"N-no. I have to fix him...."


*YOU WILL NOTICE ME. I AM A BABY.*


".... Fine."


*picks up America*


*pulls Amerikia's hair*


"Ow! Don't do that!"


*pokes at Amerikia's eye*


"Stop it!'


*swats away America's hand*


*punches Amerikia's cheek like really, really hard*


*holds America in one arm, using the other to hold onto her cheek*


*spits out tooth*


*holds America out to Rin and Skye*


"Can someone else take him? I'm getting abused by a baby and that's just sad."


*spits out blood. and another tooth.*


*sucks thumb, pretending to be all innocent*


*looks at America*


"You're just enjoying this, aren't you?"


*sticks out tongue*


"..."


"But seriously, can one of you two take him?"


1000th post. Had to be this.








*Stares at America* "Wow, you're a little demon, aren't you? Perfect for Rin!"


*death glare* "No way. I don't want to get my ass handed to me by him. He's clearly enjoying this! Look at Amerikia!"


Thinks:"Can she really read my thoughts, too?.... Oy, Amerikia! You stink!"


*looks at her* "Yeah... You might wanna put some ice on that... Hey, why are you holding him out to us? ...NO! NOPE!"


"I'M NOT GOING TO HOLD HIM!"


"YES YOU ARE! I'M OUT!


NOPE!"


*Runs away, again with the race car soundeffect and leaving behind a cloud of dust in the form of a person*


*Coughs* "Damn it, Skye!" *Cough* "You asshole!!"


*glances at America*


*grumble grumble*


"F-fine..."


*takes him out of Amerikia's arms and holds him as far away from his face as possible*


"Can i put him down now?? D: ...Oh, god damn it! You better don't mess with me, lil' Alfred!"

 

[Amerikia1126]

We pulled a hilarious prank on my dad. We were baking cookies for christmas, and my little brother had the idea to put a piece of dog food in one of the cookies. At first, we laughed at his idea, but then we realized that it would be pretty funny to see someone biting into it... We had a good laugh today.

Spoiler

*Stares at America* "Wow, you're a little demon, aren't you? Perfect for Rin!"


*death glare* "No way. I don't want to get my ass handed to me by him. He's clearly enjoying this! Look at Amerikia!"


Thinks:"Can she really read my thoughts, too?.... Oy, Amerikia! You stink!"


*looks at her* "Yeah... You might wanna put some ice on that... Hey, why are you holding him out to us? ...NO! NOPE!"


"I'M NOT GOING TO HOLD HIM!"


"YES YOU ARE! I'M OUT!


NOPE!"


*Runs away, again with the race car soundeffect and leaving behind a cloud of dust in the form of a person*


*Coughs* "Damn it, Skye!" *Cough* "You asshole!!"


*glances at America*


*grumble grumble*


"F-fine..."


*takes him out of Amerikia's arms and holds him as far away from his face as possible*


"Can i put him down now?? D: ...Oh, god damn it! You better don't mess with me, lil' Alfred!"





Oh my god Skye, you are a master of evil. And christmas. You win! [a participation award....]






You stink? Hmm.. Someone's being an asshole. *uses fourth wall magic to get the "If you're happy and you know it' song stuck in rin's head*


Won't know if that worked or not until he complains about it. Hope it worked. *tries to undo turning lights off again and fails*


*sighs*


*looks at rin like "why would you wanna put me down? imma baby! googoo gaga! LOVE ME"*


*pokes rin's wrist*


*starts drooling*


"Lalalalala...."


*kicks legs but fails due to being a baby*


*notices america behaving*


"So you'll behave with him, but not me?"


*blows raspberry in amerikia's direction*


"Dick."


*turns towards rin*


"Anyway I've been thinking. When life hands you lemons, don't make lemonade. Get mad! Demand to speak to life's manager! Make life take the lemons back! I don't want your damn lemons! Who do you think I- wait a sec, wrong speal. Sorry, I went all portal there. I meant that I think I've figured out what's up with my fourth wall magic. I can't undo what I do. Damn... Also, seems like Skye has superspeed."


*gestures to skye-shaped dust cloud that's still there* *suppresses a cough*


"So I guess we gotta find Iggy. He should be downstairs in his cell- I mean room. Should have something that won't comically fail."


*perks up after hearing the word "Iggy"*


"Ig-Igwan-"


"Aww... that's cute! Let's try something easier.... how about "Rin"?"


*stares blankly at amerikia for a few seconds like "you're seriously trying to make me do this?"*


*intense staring like "do this or else"*


*relents*


"Wyn."


"No, not that asshole. This asshole." *gestures towards Rin*


"Win."


*sighs*


"Same exact thing, but good try!"


*realizes this is getting long*


*ends the post*

 

[Barbas]

Did somebody say Christmas!


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[Amerikia1126]

Did somebody say Christmas!
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Don't forget this one! xD


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[amybri18]

Christmas seems non-existent in the Percy Jackson universe... Usually at Christmas they have some sort of monster to kill or prophecy to full fill...

 

[Barbas]

Christmas seems non-existent in the Percy Jackson universe... Usually at Christmas they have some sort of monster to kill or prophecy to full fill...

Krampus will not be pleased.

 

[Amerikia1126]

Did I say I hated my cousins house? N-no I didn't! I totally meant that I loved messing around in GTA!

 

[SkyChild]

Oh my god Skye, you are a master of evil. And christmas. You win! [a participation award....]

Spoiler

You stink? Hmm.. Someone's being an asshole. *uses fourth wall magic to get the "If you're happy and you know it' song stuck in rin's head*


Won't know if that worked or not until he complains about it. Hope it worked. *tries to undo turning lights off again and fails*


*sighs*


*looks at rin like "why would you wanna put me down? imma baby! googoo gaga! LOVE ME"*


*pokes rin's wrist*


*starts drooling*


"Lalalalala...."


*kicks legs but fails due to being a baby*


*notices america behaving*


"So you'll behave with him, but not me?"


*blows raspberry in amerikia's direction*


"Dick."


*turns towards rin*


"Anyway I've been thinking. When life hands you lemons, don't make lemonade. Get mad! Demand to speak to life's manager! Make life take the lemons back! I don't want your damn lemons! Who do you think I- wait a sec, wrong speal. Sorry, I went all portal there. I meant that I think I've figured out what's up with my fourth wall magic. I can't undo what I do. Damn... Also, seems like Skye has superspeed."


*gestures to skye-shaped dust cloud that's still there* *suppresses a cough*


"So I guess we gotta find Iggy. He should be downstairs in his cell- I mean room. Should have something that won't comically fail."


*perks up after hearing the word "Iggy"*


"Ig-Igwan-"


"Aww... that's cute! Let's try something easier.... how about "Rin"?"


*stares blankly at amerikia for a few seconds like "you're seriously trying to make me do this?"*


*intense staring like "do this or else"*


*relents*


"Wyn."


"No, not that asshole. This asshole." *gestures towards Rin*


"Win."


*sighs*


"Same exact thing, but good try!"


*realizes this is getting long*


*ends the post*





*grins at Amerikia* "Well, I think i know why he behaves when I hold him. I don't abuse him for the hell of it!" *cough* "you almost killed me in my sleep." *cough*


Thinks: "Did she hear what I was thinking? She didn't say anything, so... I guess not? ...You're an asshole too, Amerikia!"


*grumble grumble*


*glances at America* "D'aww... You're not so bad, are you?" *smiles at him*


*starts humming the "If you're happy and you know it" song*


-Meanwhile-


*Is downstairs, looks for the bathroom*


*Notices locked door, thinking it's the bathroom*


"Yooo! Who's in there? Hurry up!"


*tries to open locked door again*


*fails*


"You poopin' or what?"


-----


"---And you know it clap your hands!" *tries to get America to clap his hands*


"Come on! If you're happy and you--"


*glances at Amerikia*


*Clears throat*


Thinks: "Why the fuck am i singing that song to America? I ain't no nanny!"


"So uhh... Fourth wall magic, eh? Sounds weird. Like something you made up.


...Whatevs, let's find Iggy!"


*walks to the door, still quietly humming the song to himself*


Thinks: "God damn it! What the shit?!"


*Skye hears Rin's thoughts*


*Starts laughing*


It's almost christmas and i've got so much work to do! BRING ON THE STRESS! YEAH!

 

[Amerikia1126]

Spoiler

*grins at Amerikia* "Well, I think i know why he behaves when I hold him. I don't abuse him for the hell of it!" *cough* "you almost killed me in my sleep." *cough*


Thinks: "Did she hear what I was thinking? She didn't say anything, so... I guess not? ...You're an asshole too, Amerikia!"


*grumble grumble*


*glances at America* "D'aww... You're not so bad, are you?" *smiles at him*


*starts humming the "If you're happy and you know it" song*


-Meanwhile-


*Is downstairs, looks for the bathroom*


*Notices locked door, thinking it's the bathroom*


"Yooo! Who's in there? Hurry up!"


*tries to open locked door again*


*fails*


"You poopin' or what?"


-----


"---And you know it clap your hands!" *tries to get America to clap his hands*


"Come on! If you're happy and you--"


*glances at Amerikia*


*Clears throat*


Thinks: "Why the fuck am i singing that song to America? I ain't no nanny!"


"So uhh... Fourth wall magic, eh? Sounds weird. Like something you made up.


...Whatevs, let's find Iggy!"


*walks to the door, still quietly humming the song to himself*


Thinks: "God damn it! What the shit?!"


*Skye hears Rin's thoughts*


*Starts laughing*


It's almost christmas and i've got so much work to do! BRING ON THE STRESS! YEAH!








The asshole knows I know what he's thinking and yet he's still insulting me? Eh, fair enough.


*debates whether to put "let it go" or the titanic song in skye's head*


*decides to be merciful*


*uses fourth wall magic to get the titanic song stuck in skye's head*


*checks Skye off the list*


*notices Rin singing his song*


*devious smile*


*claps hands*


*notices Rin stopped singing the song*


*pouts*


"Oy! Rin! Nice nannying over there!"


*starts laughing like an asshole, because assholes have a laugh now...*


*obliviously smiling and clapping out of tune to the song*


*clears throat*


"But yeah, we should go find Iggy."


*pushes past Rin, walking out the door*


-Meanwhile-


*hears Skye*


"Amerikia, if that's you again I swear I will bloody murder you!"


*realization*


"Skye! Can you believe it? They locked me in the fucking broom closet! I've been here for days!"


I desperately want to give America a toy gun. Because that's totally how you parent.

 

[SkyChild]

Spoiler

The asshole knows I know what he's thinking and yet he's still insulting me? Eh, fair enough.

*debates whether to put "let it go" or the titanic song in skye's head*


*decides to be merciful*


*uses fourth wall magic to get the titanic song stuck in skye's head*


*checks Skye off the list*


*notices Rin singing his song*


*devious smile*


*claps hands*


*notices Rin stopped singing the song*


*pouts*


"Oy! Rin! Nice nannying over there!"


*starts laughing like an asshole, because assholes have a laugh now...*


*obliviously smiling and clapping out of tune to the song*


*clears throat*


"But yeah, we should go find Iggy."


*pushes past Rin, walking out the door*


-Meanwhile-


*hears Skye*


"Amerikia, if that's you again I swear I will bloody murder you!"


*realization*


"Skye! Can you believe it? They locked me in the fucking broom closet! I've been here for days!"


I desperately want to give America a toy gun. Because that's totally how you parent.





"Pfft. Yeah, whatever."


*follows Amerikia down the stairs*


*continues to hum the song*


Thinks: "Do I want Iggy to turn him back? I like this version of America. He's nice to me and beats the shit out of Amerikia instead of going on my nerves... Also adorable."


*glances at America*


"Err... What if Iggy can't turn him back? Would he stay like this?"






-----


"In the broom closet? Man, I thought this was the bathroom..."


*realization*


"Wait, you're stuck in there?"


*titanic song starts playing in her head*


Dafuq? ...Whatever...


"Hang in there, eyebrows!"


*starts kicking door down*


"Neeeeear... "


*kick*


"Faaaaar!!"


*more powerful kicks*


"WHEREEEEVER YOU AAAAARE!!!"


*FREAKING THIS IS SPARTA! KICK, BREAKING THE DOOR APART*


"I BELIEEEEVE THAT MY HEART MY WILL GO OOOON!!!!!"


Two spoilers? That wasn't intentional... Oh well.