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Kalvin gets pretty bad. Sometimes I wonder if he can handle being around a cup of water and how he hasn't died from dehydration
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He's fine as long as he doesn't see it. Or he just doesn't drink straight up water xD he drinks for waterskins or he eats juicy thingsKalvin gets pretty bad. Sometimes I wonder if he can handle being around a cup of water and how he hasn't died from dehydration
Not this again lolNow we play the waiting game... Okay time for more memes
I regularly forget all of them. Genuinely. I only remember Beorin because of the yellow username xD and Shalia because she
I regularly forget all of them. Genuinely. I only remember Beorin because of the yellow username xD and Shalia because sheannoyinglytries to f*ck everything with boobs
He's the responsible one xDYeah, Beorin is a bit unique in that regard isn't he?
Give it to meHopsek knows one name.
Everyone else WILL be referred to in terms similar to “psycho mage girl” and “Mr. Bald axe“ from now on.
(Goes off to browse character profiles to think up fun names Hopsek might use to describe them)
Give it to me
why not "blue one with the food"? XDThese things have to develop, but Kelvin is probably “the other Teifling“ right now .
other Hopsek descriptive names so far may (depending on future interaction and context) include:
“the Pirate’s Teifling”
“Red”
”Lady Elf”
”Beard hammer“
”Animal Lady”
“Blue Witch”
”Arrows”
“Mr. Sneaky”
“Mr. Tall puppy” (also “Mr. Angry Puppy”)
“the horny one”
”Pirate“
why not "blue one with the food"? XD
so, more food is necessary. Got it hahaBecause the food canceled out being called “the rude one”
so, more food is necessary. Got it haha
pfft noooo Kalvin needs a friendddI kind of hope they end up in a relationship where he is constantly, slightly covertly, and perhaps begrudgingly trying to get Hopsek to like him via food but Hopsek always sees him at best as “the other Teifling” but usually seems to call him bad things like the rude one.
like the ”friendzone“ of non romantic party relationships.
pfft noooo Kalvin needs a frienddd
and then, way down the line when Hopsek is actually calling literally everyone by their real name, he will still call Kalvienne “the other Teifling“