Gravitational Force
Dark Lord of Creativity
Gabriel begins speaking again.
"A knife? Ha, you should know that only wood through my heart or sunlight can end my existence! And hidden in a Bible? Oh my we have a believer with us tonight, brothers and sisters. One of my favorite verses is Numbers 11:18. '"Tell the people: 'Consecrate yourselves in preparation for tomorrow, when you will eat meat. The LORD heard you when you wailed, "If only we had meat to eat! We were better off in Egypt!" Now the LORD will give you meat, and you will eat it.' I'm in possession of a fact you won't learn in any house of worship: God is a Ghoul. Cain's first transgression was refusing to give the best meat he had to sate God's hunger. And God's hunger only grew stronger. Genocide, plague, the Earth itself turning against humanity, his appetite for human flesh grew and grew. Then he decided to take it to the next level and add a new flavor. John 6:56 'Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood remains in me, and I in them.' Autocannibalism to the infinitieth degree. And then he got a taste for what's inside the meat. Like the gourmet he is God now only eats the purest of souls. The spoiled souls go to the Devil, but I'm sure it will be the teeth of your creator sinking into your flesh when you meet your final reward. As for me, I'm satisfied with the shell."
He waits for a reaction so he can unveil his next surprise.
"A knife? Ha, you should know that only wood through my heart or sunlight can end my existence! And hidden in a Bible? Oh my we have a believer with us tonight, brothers and sisters. One of my favorite verses is Numbers 11:18. '"Tell the people: 'Consecrate yourselves in preparation for tomorrow, when you will eat meat. The LORD heard you when you wailed, "If only we had meat to eat! We were better off in Egypt!" Now the LORD will give you meat, and you will eat it.' I'm in possession of a fact you won't learn in any house of worship: God is a Ghoul. Cain's first transgression was refusing to give the best meat he had to sate God's hunger. And God's hunger only grew stronger. Genocide, plague, the Earth itself turning against humanity, his appetite for human flesh grew and grew. Then he decided to take it to the next level and add a new flavor. John 6:56 'Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood remains in me, and I in them.' Autocannibalism to the infinitieth degree. And then he got a taste for what's inside the meat. Like the gourmet he is God now only eats the purest of souls. The spoiled souls go to the Devil, but I'm sure it will be the teeth of your creator sinking into your flesh when you meet your final reward. As for me, I'm satisfied with the shell."
He waits for a reaction so he can unveil his next surprise.