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A homestuck fanventure

(( YOOOOOO SORRY I FELL ASLEEP LAST NIGHT LOL. SO SHALL EL JUAN AND LE JUAN BE PRESENT? ALSO IF THERE'S GONNA BE FANTROLLS AND FANKIDS, I'M GONNA ROLEPLAY AS ALL OF MINE. LITERALLY ALL OF THEM. I DON'T EVEN FEEL LIKE COUNTING THERE'S PROBABLY LIKE 10 OR SO OF THOSE ASSHOLES, PROBABLY MORE. ))
 
Isabel sat in her room on her bed, her laptop in her lap looking at various youtube videos and other activities she normally busied herself with. She always made sure to not get bored while in her room. If she got bored in her room, she would try to venture into the living room to find something to do. This would mean she could possibly encounter her mother, and no amount of boredom was worth dealing with that annoyance.
 
(( U DID IT ))


Aderyn, with several brushes being enveloped in her gigantic mess of hair, sat on the beach just beyond her hive. As usual, various empty bottles of faygo along with plush lusii toys littered the area around her while she waited for her lusus to return from her several month long hunting trips in the sea. She opened Trollian on her husktop, wiped the soda off of the screen, and decided to troll a human for a specific reason.


She and her friends were going to play a game, which to her, meant something fun. This meant she obviously wanted everything that moves to play with her. This, being her self-assigned mission to pass the time before the return of the lusus, a return she is sure of. Of course, she did this almost daily. She quickly began typing away in Trollian, using her free hand to grope around for a bottle of faygo.


plumedActress [PA] began trolling intellectualCynical [IC] at 4:13


PA: hEllO!!


PA: Im gOnnA plAY A gAmE wIth All mY frIEnds



PA: And I wAnnA mAkE mOrE frIEnds



PA: sO YOUr gOnnA plAY tOO!! :|D)



PA: And thE gAmE Is cAllEd sgrUb



PA: sO OncE I cOnvIncE Av



PA: tO cOpY mOrE sO YOU cAn dOwnlOAd It



PA: YOU cAn plAY!!
 
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As Isabel clicked through her videos, someone decided to pester her. Oh look, another one of those kids trying to get her to do stupid stuff. She was always getting spam like this and it was mostly to get her to do some ridiculous thing or to annoy her. She had to give whoever this was credit though, she'd never seen any of them ask her to play a game. Maybe this time it won't be spam... she sighed as she began to type:


IC: Okay, I've been getting trolled by alot of you guys lately. Usually your silly requests are obvious signs that you're just there to annoy me.


IC: However, out of every dumb thing I've ever been asked to do, I have yet to be asked about a game of any kind.



IC: So I'll bite. What's this game supposed to be about?
 
Aderyn awaited a reply, staring at the ocean for a long moment before her husktop beeped, to signal that the human had replied. She jumped when the noise sounded, causing the husktop to launch into the air and narrowly miss being lost in the ocean. Aderyn picked up the husktop, seeing that it must have typed something when it landed. She shrugged, and began typing.


PA: A45sheyeWTRUPaNCAKESI3636WE3TUhetrdshe45ru


PA: OOps



PA: Its sUppOsEd tO bE whErE YOU gEt cOOl pOwErs If YOU dIE!!



PA: thAts whAt sA tOld mE AnYwAY!!



PA: bUt wE EAch nEEd A sErvEr plAYEr And A clIEnt??



PA: I dOnt knOw whAt All thAt mEAns



PA: AUrAnt And sElInI ArE UsUAllY thE OnlY OnEs whO lIkEs tO tAlk tO mE!!



PA: thAts OkAY thOUgh :|D)



PA: I hEArd thAt thE gAmE cOUld brIng hIm bAck tO lIfE!!



PA: thAt Is whAt hE tOld mE



PA: bUt hE wOUldnt lIE






She looked at the wall of text she had wrote, noticing that a bottle of faygo had gotten caught in her hair when she had been scared by the husktop. She proceeded to attempt to get it out of the back of her hair, grabbing at it while the remaining soda inside soaked into her hair.
 
A game where you got cool powers for dying, huh? Isabela figured that meant in whatever game they were talking about.


IC: Oh? Are you and your friends already in this game?


IC: And could some of my friends play as well?
 
PA: sUrE!!


PA: I dOUbt AnY Of thEm wOUld cArE If YOU plAYEd wIth frIEnds



PA: And I lOvE mAkIng frIEnds!!



PA: Oh mY mEssIAhs Is mY lUsUs bAck??



PA: Oh thAts A fAYgO bOttlE In thE wAtEr
 
PA: whEnEvEr YOU wAnt!!


PA: bUt nI wAs tEllIng mE tO hUrrY Up EArlIEr



PA: sO I gUEss hOwEvEr lOng It tAkEs tO gEt yOUr OthEr frIEnds!!






We then briefly skip back to an earlier conversation beween PA and NI, because I enjoy typing pesterlogs.


noblyIgnoble [NI] began trolling plumedActress [PA] at 6:12






NI: (+) Youre taking years to play the fucking game


NI: (+) Seariously, get on with whatever the hell your doing



NI: (+) Trying to befrond a human or whatever



NI: (+) But honestly thats reel-y stupid



NI: (+) Your a highblood, not a retarded alien



NI: (+) You shouldn't even try to talk to them



PA: sOrrY!!


PA: I jUst lIkE frIEnds!!



PA: EvEn If thEYrE A hUmAn



NI: (+)


NI: (+) Yeah



NI: (+) I shouldn't be telling you what you shelld do s(+)



NI: (+) You do that



PA: YAY!!


NI: (+) Goodbye.





noblyIgnoble [NI] ceased trolling plumedActress [PA] at 6:12





PA: fdreawgy98EWGYHujibuttsmexWRIWHRIUAEWT


PA: sOrrY!!



PA: thE hUmAn rEplIEd And I gOt scArEd






plumedActress [PA] ceased trolling noblyIgnoble [NI] at 80:08


And so we return to the present.
 
IC: Okay then... I'll contact my friends and notify you when we're ready to play.


Just then, one of said friends (who also tended to be mildly annyoing) began pestering her.


comicalPandemonium [CP] began pestering intellectualCynical [iC] at 6:12


CP: hey. watcha doin?


IC: Hi cp. I've been contacted by someone who wants me to play a game with them.


CP: what kind of game


CP: whats it called



CP: and more importantly can i play too?



IC: They said the point of it was to die and get cool powers or something like that, I think they said the name was "sgrub?", and I was just about to ask you if you wanted to play.


CP: are you kidding me


IC: What?


CP: you mean sburb?


IC: Maybe? I guess so.


CP: ive literally been bugging you to play that for the past week


CP: and you just decided to play because some bitch told you to



IC: What? I just got curious.


CP: why didnt you get curious when i was telling you to play sburb five fucking days ago??


IC: I didn't think it was a big deal. At the time it seemed like another of your stupid attempts to get me to do you some outrageous favor or to get me interested in something you like that I think is hugely annoying.


CP: oh so now your picking random stranger's opinions over mine, eh?


IC: Who said it was a random stranger? And maybe I just get sick of your antics sometimes.


CP: maybe i wouldn't annoy you so much if you listened to me every once in a while. also i doubt youd be texting anyone other than me or a stranger.


IC: God damnit Seth do you want to play this game or not?


CP: fuck yeah! what do you think ive been spamming your laptop about lately?


IC: Okay well, I'll just ask this person what I have to do to get the game.


CP: wait, why don't you just ask me? i know all *about* this game


intellectualCynical [iC] ceased pestering comicalPandemonium [CP]


CP: oh my god
 
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The cerulean-blooded troll browsed through her chumpdump, noticing a specific hot pink chumhandle. She smirked, clicking on the handle and beginning to type.





mellocremeExplosion [ME] began pestering intellectualCynical [IC] at JUST:1C3


ME: Hello


ME: Aren7 you 7hat human aderyn wan72 7o play 7he game wi7h?



ME: I believe 2o anyway
 
IC: Oh, and you're an alien? Seems you and your friends want me to believe that.


IC: What else should I believe? The sky is falling? Or maybe that the president is plotting to undermine the government. Or maybe the whole world is gonna end in twenty four hours? Would you like me to believe that too?
 
The troll stared at the screen for a moment, rereading what the human had wrote several times before replying.


ME:


ME: 7he fuck2 a pre2iden7
 
Ugh! How stupid did these people think she was? Isabella thought. Whatever, she guessed she could just play along with their whole "seperate species" ruse.


IC: A president is a person in a country elected by members in the country to lead them.
 
She read the post, thinking That's stupid, do they just choose whatever random lowblood decides they want to rule the entire fucking planet? She thought of various holes in that set-up, deciding that maybe different species may have had different ways that work? Boy, these are some weird-ass aliens. She thought.


ME: Ignoring the que27ion of wha7 a coun7ry i2,


ME: 7hat2 27ill 7he 2hi77ie27 way of ge77ing empre22e2 ever



ME: Even if a lowblood empre22 didn7 2uck a7 being an empre22



ME: 7heyd need a replacemen7 real quick



ME: 7he only up2ide would be 7ha7 2eabi7ch wouldnt be 7he empre22
 
IC: Uhm... lowbloods?


IC: Human's blood is all the same. What does blood have to do with it?



IC: Also I can assure you that the American people, er, the people who live in the country, choose very wisely a leader who will stand up for what they believe in and what is good for the people.



IC: They don't just take some asshole off the streets and say "hey, you're the president"
 
ME: Your blood2 all 7he 2ame?


ME: How 7he fuck



ME: Well



ME: 7hat explain2 your oh 2o lovely brigh7 7ex7 color2



ME: I ju27 2ort of a22umed you were a fu2chia blood



ME: I would a2k if all human2 have fu2chia blood bu7



ME: If I 2aw you 7ype ye2 7o 7hat my only eye would fall out



ME: I don7 even know how id manage wi7hou7 eye2igh7



ME: Learn to fucking 2mell and 7as7e every7hing?



ME:



ME: Nah



ME: I doub7 any 7roll can do 7hat



ME: Im ge77ing off 7opic here



 
IC: Well my bad if my bright text bothers you, however I'm probably not gonna change it any time soon.


IC: Anyway, I think you were asking me about the game. I in fact do wish to play it with you and your friends.
 
ME: 2wee7


ME: 2o how many o7her weird a22holes are gonna be coming 7oo?



ME: And i don7 mean 7he 7roll a22holes



ME: Human2 i2 wha7 I mean
 
IC: Well so far CP's ready to play and I guess I'll need to convince OG and PL to play too.


IC: So if everything works out, just three assholes and me.
 
ME: And Im 27uck with a group of 9 a22hole2


ME: Or 10



ME: 7wo bi7che2 u2e 7he 2ame chumhandle and i72 hard 70 7ell if 7heyre 7he 2ame 7roll or no7
 
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IC: Normally CP annoys the hell out of me or does things to spite me.


IC: The other two I'm not sure about. They're his friends, not mine.
 

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