Spacekitty
Recently Resurrected Divine Feline Entity.
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Begging timeline: Real life
The current date is: October 2015
Begging timeline: Real life
The current date is: October 2015
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TELEGRAM RESPONSE:Bobisdead123 said:TELEGRAM:
To: England
From: Sicily
Details:
Greets, kind leader of Britain. The humble King of Sicily would like to extend a defensive pact to your nation. My King believes this pact would benefit both our nations and he implores you to consider his proposal
"Mr. President, President Franco of Brazil wishes to speak to you via telephone. Would you like to answer?"Hazeron said:Hernando Franco, the president of Brazil, was enjoying his morning coffee when he got a call from his foreign adviser. Picking up the phone, he said "Hello?"
"SIR, DONALD TRUMP JUST INVADED THE MIDDLE EAST!"
Franco puts down his coffee, and takes a deep breath. "Get the US president on the line.
Brazilian
president wants to speak to the US president via telephone
"Hello Mr. Trump, let's cut to the chase; why have you moved about half a million troops into the Middle East with no warning to the UN or any other country on Earth? This could have potentially catastrophic effect on diplomacy between the Eastern and Western hemisphere."Frontier said:"Mr. President, President Franco of Brazil wishes to speak to you via telephone. Would you like to answer?"
Trump nodded his head and he called the Franco.
Phone call to @Hazeron
Good morning President Franco, what is this call about so early in the morning?
Listen, Franco, I am not invading. If I were invading, I would be taking land. I have no need for any oil, or land in the middle east. All I want to see is Russia out of there, ISIS taken care of, and the Syrian Rebels winning the war.Hazeron said:"Hello Mr. Trump, let's cut to the chase; why have you moved about half a million troops into the Middle East with no warning to the UN or any other country on Earth? This could have potentially catastrophic effect on diplomacy between the Eastern and Western hemisphere."
"Alright, alright. You still should have brought it up at a security meeting. However, I accept you cause, so I' let it slide. Can I participate some troops as well? We currently have about 125 thousand ready to deploy."Frontier said:Listen, Franco, I am not invading. If I were invading, I would be taking land. I have no need for any oil, or land in the middle east. All I want to see is Russia out of there, ISIS taken care of, and the Syrian Rebels winning the war.
President Franco, I accept your offer. I hope this improves relations between our nations. I have some plans that I hope will make this world a better place. Maybe I can tell them to you sometime and we can do it together.Hazeron said:"Alright, alright. You still should have brought it up at a security meeting. However, I accept you cause, so I' let it slide. Can I participate some troops as well? We currently have about 125 thousand ready to deploy."
"Alright. The troops should be mobilized by the end of the week. Good day."Frontier said:President Franco, I accept your offer. I hope this improves relations between our nations. I have some plans that I hope will make this world a better place. Maybe I can tell them to you sometime and we can do it together.
(FUCK YEAH, BREAKFAST.)Frontier said:"Trump who was that?" Asked Ted Cruz. "It was President Franco of Brazil. He wishes to bomb the hell out of ISIS just like ourselves" "Sounds good. What is your next plan as President?"
Trump smiled and said with a smirk, "I cannot tell you now, but I can tell you, it will be on world wide news. Have the troops reached the middle east?" "About 1/3 of the troops have made it sir. The rest should be there in about 3 days." "Good...' said Trump, 'Good...." And with that Trump left the oval office to eat breakfast.