1000+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[Fluffy Cookies]

969: Licking every frickin spoon in the store and eating all the peanut butter

 

[Kaiju Cat]

970: make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches than return everything to their places.

 

[Can Abyss]

971: Cover the store in liquid detergent and dish soap and hold a barefoot skating competition for prizes from the giftbcard section.

 

[Fluffy Cookies]

972: Tips over EVERY shelf and TV in the store

 

[Kaiju Cat]

973: switch every brand name withe generic one.

 

[Morbuskid]

974: While wearing a Stovepipe hat, ride a horse with a sled attatched to it through the walmart while playing a Synth keyboard terribly but singing really well as to throw people through an emotional loop, then have your friends infiltrate the storage room and steal as much milk as phsyically possible before they all run out shirtless chugging the milk and bathing in it.

Lastly, have your friends hop into the sled and Gallop out around the walmart pouring the rest of the milk on the floor.

 

[Alex34]

975: do a "This is how meat is made" video in protest in the lunchables section

 

[Kaiju Cat]

976: steal all the meat and replace it with beyond meat

 

[Alex34]

977: get possed by a demon and cuss at the children

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

978: make out with the mannequins

 

[Kaiju Cat]

979: say the great value item suck

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

980: run around naked screaming "fire in aisle nine!"

 

[Kaiju Cat]

981: turn the store into a water slide

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

(how??)

982: organize a cult to become stereotypical Walmart people

 

[Alex34]

983: yell "BUGS ARE IN MY SKIN" while in the toy aisle

 

[Kaiju Cat]

983: force people to step on Lego’s

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

984: start a fight with a staff member about whether the moon is made of cheese

 

[Alex34]

985: fight over ham being prosessed

 

[EldritchEntity]

986: Recite loudly in the center of the store whilst standing on a shelf all the reasons why Walmart failed in Germany like you are an oracle warning all who pass of what has been done, what is being done, and what will be done, inevitable acquiring at least a few followers and therefore gaining the beginnings of ultimate and unlimited power which you can use to grow your following by printing out brochures and traveling to every Walmart in the country, and eventually the world, handing out the brochures and preaching your truth, growing your newfound cult which you are now the leader of.
I think that should do it.

 

[Venchi1986]

987: Dressed as Santa have several friends dressed as reindeers pull your shopping cart while you ride it

 

[JyoMonty]

988: Hold a professional extreme tag tournament throughout the store while commentators tell the play-by-play on the intercom.

 

[Venchi1986]

989: Use all the fire extinguishers to make it like it snowed inside the store and blast "Winter wonderland" from your phone at full volume

 

[Coca-Cola]

990: force yourself to throw up on a child

 

[Kaiju Cat]

991: make your own vomit and have fun

 

[Coca-Cola]

992: do a sick and twisted experiment on 3 employees making them one person