1000+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[5cookie]

Uh... basically you just post a creative way to get kicked out of Walmart. The goal is to list over 1,000.

I have very few rules...
1. No posting twice in a row
2. Don’t take other’s ideas, they must come straight from your mind and your mind only
3. Be creative!
4. Type the number beside your post.
5. Only one way per comment, please!

EXAMPLE:
Person 1: 4, *insert way here*
Person 2: 5, *insert way here*


Ok, I’ll start.

1, Walk in using an inflatable dinosaur costume, and start annoying the customers with fake roars​

 

[Venchi1986]

2. Reenact Macbeth using cleaning supplies

 

[gh0sty]

3. Go around screaming in hoomans faces

 

[Hyped_Taco]

4. Bring a speaker and start playing Its everyday bro on loop

 

[Onmyoji]

5. Rolling in on a skateboard and ramming into a stack of bottles.

 

[Venchi1986]

6. Throwing dirty diapers at everyone.

 

[5cookie]

7. Hacking into the computer system and playing earrape music that nobody can stop on all the electronic devices

 

[Gabe]

8: Go to the personal hygiene section, make a fort out of toilet paper and claim yourself as King of Butt Wipes. Deny everyone access to toilet paper.

 

[StrixDesmodus]

9. Advertize and evangelize for a doomsday cult that doesn't actually exist.

 

[Venchi1986]

10. Fill supersoakers with paint and have a Splatoon style battle with some friends

 

[StrixDesmodus]

11. Ask the meat department employees to direct you to the "pig meat." Do not accept any of the products labeled "pork." Insist that you are not looking for pork, but "pig meat."

 

[5cookie]

12. Take a yo-yo from the toys section, and swing across the ceiling Miraculous Ladybug style

 

[Idea]

13.Re-enact the whole "13 reasons why" show right in the middle of the shop

 

[Mianyan]

14. Hide behind the toys in the kid's section and grab at people's feet with pennywise makeup on, insisting for them to join you.

 

[Nano]

15. Pull a 2008 and roll down the aisles in Heelys with complete and utter disregard for employees' complaints.

 

[5cookie]

16. bURn ThE pRoDUcE aND OnLY tHe PRoDUcE >:3

 

[Idea]

17. Lick the cashier

 

[StrixDesmodus]

18. Have as many friends as possible play the kazoo simultaneously.

 

[Gabe]

11. Ask the meat department employees to direct you to the "pig meat." Do not accept any of the products labeled "pork." Insist that you are not looking for pork, but "pig meat."

19: Get a job in the meat department, do not answer to people asking for pork. If someone asks for pig meat, lean suspiciously across the counter with a creepy face and go "Right away, sir/madam..."

 

[Idea]

20. Work at Walmart

 

[natsu dragonell]

run around like a dumb ass and yell REEEEEEEE the whole time

 

[Becker]

22. Dab hard enough to open a rift into a different dimension.

 

[LunarArt1]

23). Go to the shoe section and lick the bottoms of the shoes, but make sure employees or people see

 

[FoolsErin]

24. Hand out coupons for Target and loudly announce on repeat how much the deals here suck in comparison to Target’s.

 

[Nano]

25. Superglue every fridge door shut.