There was a loud explosion, and several Husks were promptly slammed to the floor, as Wakko launched himself into the air with a bazooka that he had pulled from his Gaggy Bag. "MAGGOTS!" he yelled, because if you were going to do an impression, then you had to go all the way, darn it.
He landed...
Wakko looked around in surprise when Shepard yelled his warning, and his eyes bugged out comically when he saw the oncoming Husks. "WHOA! Okay, that is definitely not in the film! This is supposed to be a light-hearted adventure for the whole family, not George Romero's fever dream!"
And he...
Wakko grinned triumphantly when Robin mentioned him in his conversation with the Vault Dweller. "Faboo! Usually I have to do things before I start putting holes in people's theories about the universe! Man, Yakko and Dot are going to be so jealous when they hear about this!"
Of course, the...
Welp. If that's the case, then you might be paid a visit from the Grim Reaper. Or Satan. Or even *shudder* Baloney the Dinosaur.
Jesus Christ, how horrifying.
Wakko popped up right between Shepard and the new guy, while dressed in a white lab coat and wearing a stethoscope. "Not without a doctor's prescription, you're not!" he piped up, before he scribbled out something unintelligible on a scrap of paper, and taping it to the man's jumpsuit. "Just...
While Wakko walked out in front, a thought occurred to him. "Y'know, it's kind of weird, though. If this really is Agrabah, then shouldn't we have heard something about Aladdin by now? I mean, the film's named after the guy, so you'd think that he would have turned up by now."
He suddenly...
Wakko scratched his head in an embarrassed fashion. "Well, they started as placemarkers for where I need to get to work with the actual refurbishment. Then I got distracted, and it sort of evolved into a game of tic-tac-toe. Or possibly a football plan; I could never tell those apart."
As he...
Wakko shrugged. "Sure, why not? I kinda need to finish refurbishing the palace hallways a bit anyways."
He held up his notepad, which contained a surprisingly detailed map of the first floor, which was dotted here and there with X's, O's and the occasional line. "Here! We can use this to...
Wakko floated out of sight, and popped up behind Shepard, looking over his glowing blue aura with an almost childlike wonder. "Faboo! That's a neat party trick you've got there, Mister! Do you always light up when you eat, or does it only work with jerky?"
It was perhaps for the best that...
"Energy bars?" Wakko asked. "Let me check."
He then pulled out his Gaggy Bag, and started rifling through it, occasionally throwing out the odd knickknack, piece of junk or live chicken. "Hmm... Nope. I've got silver bars, gold bars, iron bars, crowbars, Mars Bars, minibars, dry bars, wet...
Wakko idly picked up a loose bit of chain, and started twirling it. "Well, that's a bit tricky. Usually with these crossover events, there's some sort of overarching plot that we main character types have to deal with before we can go home. Since we're not in some kind 'a gladiator arena, it's...
Wakko hopped down onto the ground. "Easy! I just climbed up the wall, and from there, it was just a hop away!"
He finished off his rock, and chewed thoughtfully for a moment. "As for what I am, I'm a Toon. If your getup is any indication, I bet you don't have television, so it's probably a...
Wakko looked down from his new perch on the ceiling. He was chewing on what appeared to be a rock, while still holding onto the torch. Impossibly, the torch was somehow burning downwards. "That's right! Pretty apt descriptor, if I do say so myself! What's on your mind, friend?"
Interestingly...
Robin? Wakko thought to himself. Oh, I get it! He's probably Batman's sidekick! Incognito, I bet. Let's see...
Wakko was suddenly dressed like Commissioner Gordon, white mustache, glasses and all. "Well, it's like this, Boy Wonder," he said in a gruff voice. "We're in a little city in the...
Wakko looked confusedly at the silver-haired stranger, his tongue lolling out a little. "Beast? I'm not Beast! I'm not even Belle! I have a bell, though. Wanna see?"
So saying, he dug into his Gaggy Bag, and pulled out a pretty good copy of the Liberty Bell. "Confidentially," he whispered...