TC: Okay! I'll see you later!
You stop trolling Celia.
You notice your friend Zach has pestered you.
You see the messages, and slowly FLIP THE FUCK OUT, as you see a meteor heading toward your HIVE.
Aveena: AIGHT LIONMOM
Aveena: WE'VE GOTTA GET THE CRIPPLEFUCKS OUT OF HERE
Lionmom...
TC: Alrright!
You place a bunch of items down in your client's respiteblock. The only ones you remember the names of are the Cruxtruder, the Alchemizer, and a Punched Card.
TC: There we go! 83
TC: Yeah, I guess. 83
TC: Oh. Alright...
Suddenly, a window pops up. It shows you where "DD" is. And how she looks like.
You are able to pan around and see her whole Hive, but you decide against seeing her Hive without permission.
TC: OH! WOAH! I CAN SEE YOU ASDFGHJKL
TC: YOUR...
You notice that Zach hasn't replied. You become worried, but not too worried.
Despite the Reckoning already happening, you are sure he's fine.
Aveena: > Go finish downloading Client version of Sburb.
You finish downloading the client version.
You decide to troll DD (you do not know of...
TC: 444444444H
TC: Wait, really?
TC: Welp. 4t least I didn't have to witness any death.
TC: I'll go download the Serfurr purrlayer CD and clawnnect, okay?
TC: 13ye! 83
tranquilCatgrass [ TC ] ceased trolling darkDeath [ DD ].
You switch back over to Zach.
TC: WH4T
TC: OH CR4P...
You finally see the message.
TC: (< O^O >) > DD
TC: (< O^O >) > H4S THE RECKONING H4PPENED ON 4LTERNI4 YET
TC: (< ^x^ >) > 4nd, uh, sure! HOLD ON I'LL BE RIGHT B4CK
tranquilCatgrass [ TC ] is idle.
You go and message Zach again.
TC: (< >x< >) > CRIPPLEFUCK
TC: (< OxO >) > HOLD ON...
You quickly wake up, gasping as you did.
Aveena: IEHNVIUNHIAUSHNEIWEURHRPAE
Lionmom: > Roar. Meeeowww. (Your furriends have been trying to clawntact you.)
Aveena: MOOOM STOP LOOKING AT MY MEOWSSAGES! ! 38<
Lionmom: > Rrrrroaaar. (Gog, just trying to help.)
Aveena: UUGH. JUST GIVE ME MY...
TC: > Purrrrrrrr.
TC: > Meow.
TC: > Meeew.
By that, you, Lionmom, mean, 'yes, she is sleeping right next to me. she said something about 'Purrospit', bluh.'
You do not know that someone is trolling you right now, as you are asleep and on Prospit.
Instead, your Lionmom answers for you.
TC: > MEOW.
TC: > ROAR. ROAAR.
Your Lionmom is hoping that your friend understands Lusii other than her own.
Aveena: OH GOG.
Aveena: W4S IT "4 FEW...
"Timer".
"Counting down".
Aveena: Z4CH.
Aveena: WHEN, EX4CTLY, DID YOU GET TH4T TIMER?
You are hoping it wasn't more than just a few minutes or seconds ago.
Aveena: Oh. Well, then..
You two continue flying around Prospi--
Wait.
"That timer counting down".
It sounds vaguely familiar.
..
..
OH GOD.
Aveena: WAIT.
You suddenly stop flying.
AG: Alright.
AG: I will notify you when my game has arrived.
AG: I will also see to it that I try to see if anyone else is online.
AG: See you later, Celia.
adroitGoddess [ AG ] stopped pestering gammaRadiation [ GR ].
You've stopped pestering Celia. What now?
Tena: > Wait for...
Oh good. He didn't flip HIS SHIT.
Aveena: Hee hee hee! X3
Aveena: Expurrlore! Durr!
Aveena: I've been to Purrrospit a few times, so I think I can show you arround! 83
You quickly grab his hand and begin flying around with him.
Your face is tinted with a blush the colour of your blood.
Aveena: Hee hee!
Aveena: I'm a.. uh..
Aveena: Hm.. how do I explain this without you flipping YOUR SHIT?..
Aveena: ...
You think of a way to explain.
Aveena: > Carefully explain.
Aveena: I'm a troll! 83
...
...
...
You giggle. It is Zach.
Diaglog:
Aveena: 444444H!
Aveena: Z4444CH! IT'S YOU!
Aveena: I CAN'T 13ELIEVE IT'S YOUUU!
You FLIP OUT (quickly), and hug Zach.