When adults play board games, shit gets real. Fun and games? Nah brah, lets just bs the entire thing,
Dudeman is winning fair and square? Time machine him, make him reroll a thousand times, battle him every turn, while the guy messing around at the beginning of the board creeps into winning...
Gonna be a male Bridesmaid. People makin' jokes already. They're just jelly. I'll rock that dress.
Pro Tip: Real friends don't say no when asked to be a bridesmaid.
When you're left in charge for the first time in a long time, and everybody decided that was the day they were going to mess up everything.
Assistant manager posted wrong schedule, even though he did that one guy came in later than that schedule, which was an hour past the time he was supposed...
It's the commercialism aspect that spoils them. It's all showboating and flashing lights, and lights really hurt my eyes. It's the superficiality many people have over the ordeal, doing things and not knowing the true meaning why. The Christians going to church just a bit longer, buying gifts...
Eh. Christmas. I'll exchange gifts later.
Working New years day and eve as well. You know, might get double holiday pay. It might be a cheat code and I'll make all the money.
Worked today. Working tomorrow. I'm getting holiday pay for Christmas.
Three of us are working. One is a strange gentleman whose hobbies are standing millimeters from a person's back and breathing heavy. Dunno if he drew the short straw or really loves this job.
One doesn't celebrate...
I wonder if you can analyze a person by their music library?
"Sir, what did the analysis say about Nicademus?"
"Well, 10% sad stuff, 30% stuff that pumps up the spirit, 15% anime, 5% hip hop and rap (the good kind), 39% Chill stuff(Funky electronic, electric swing, flutes (I like flutes))."...
Pro tip: Become friends with a mechanic.
Because you will likely have a broken vehicle in your life.
Or if you're like me, a Truck that breaks down every few months.
Maribelle wasn't the sort who often did protection. However, she could see the reasoning behind it. Someone with a power comes up, she would be the one who could stop them in their tracks. Should they be overwhelmed, Ludvig could do his little transport thing. However it worked. Belle would like...
Atticus responded with a frown. "Well, I can't sit idly, and it would not do good for our only medicine woman to be caught in the fray." Atticus shrugged "You're the brains of the village, though. I'm sure you'll know what to do. I however, am good for one thing right now." Atticus ran out the...
Atticus gave a sigh. He wasn't going to put the medicine woman in debt. That's not how he lived his life. Simply pushing the money back into her hands, he said "Lets just figure out something else later. You need to think about saving that money for a meal, I know you don't charge a lot of...
Atticus raised his hands, stating "You have caught me. Forgive me?" And with a slight chuckle, added "I'll take the full seven days, then. I know it's important to have, but quality takes time." He sighed. He didn't want to leave her without an essential tool, hopefully the spare would do. "Now...