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(And I'm done. I've had enough of this nonsense and idiocy.)

(That was a clusterfuck of activity. I wasn't able to keep up.)

(Still cheap. I feel like I'm at a used car shop.)

(That... seems a bit cheap.)

Anthony will be abruptly accosted by an immense man in heavy equipment and hefting a large minigun bursting out from a wall several stories up and landing with a mighty crash between Anthony and his target. With wooden splinters and board pieces raining down around him, he turns and looks up at...

A metal ushanka peers out of a four story window, the owner's dark and scarred face twisted into a squint as he looked down upon the fighting.

Lacking any real equivalent to a unified perimeter defense network, Heatsink's denizens are relatively open to wanton attacks. Though attacking BLU would require equal to or greater numbers, and RED's base isn't easy to find... Point being, Sonja and her traitorous "companion" are quite...

A few analog signs made of metal and wood direct Sonja toward BLU base, leading through a cleared out truck yard.

Old electrical covered bulbs, industrial grade but still dated and poorly installed, were the only light in the dusty tunnels. They started off nice and pristine with concrete floor and metal pillars and girders reinforcing everything... it very quickly degraded to just wooden beams and the...

I... don't have characters I could use. I prefer to use the original cast. It feels less lame.

No no. Something else made you retarded. This is just the fallout. *nudge nudge* I'm kidding.

Hell yeah. Been wanting it for a long time.

The train finally, finally, reached Heatsink after a whopping nineteen hour trip, with twenty seven total stops for other mercenaries. The sun was rising over the sizzling desert landscape as the sleek automated locomotive switched tracks from the "skeleton rail" and descended downhill into a...

(Sonja has been ordered to Heatsink. Violence has happened in Heatsink.)

Gonna assume Sonja got on the train then?

"Irrelevant!" he crows, smacking the chocolate out of Lee's hand. "You're being assigned to the search party to find them! The team is assembling in the freight bay! Rear in gear, maggot!

"Sssniper! You were the last maggot in this concrete box to see the Hazard Pyro! Where did he go?"

The Soldier trampled a Scout in his efforts to reach the Sniper, his broad shoulders rattling with centuries of inbred pent up hate and blame. "You!" he barked, pointing a finger.

A half hour later one of the Soldiers could be heard tearing up and down the base demanding to know who last saw HazPyro.

Canon Character: Yes. Name: Undyne. Gender: Female. Age: Best if not asked, but the current theory is somewhere between 23 and 26. Species: Monster. Fish person thing. Powers: Magic spears, good physical fitness, determination. Personality: Brash, rough around the edges, very...