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Timmy levels up! *Queue zelda music* Timmy grabs one steel sword and all the potions, then says, "I'm ready to go!"

"I totally just sharted in bed. Damn it. I owe that girl a new bed. I blame you!"

"Ehhhh....fine. But first, I'mma go to sleep." Timmy goes right into his room and sleeps.

"Well, okay then. I need some sleep, to rest and heal my injuries. You got any spare beds?" Just then, Timmy's stomach growls hungrily. "And food?"

"I was abducted by your "order." I literally just escaped. The bartender tried to recruit me to assassinate you. I refused. When I escaped, I found the note on the table. All these people seem to worship a "Criebal." And yes, you have to leave. You can't defend yourself against all of...

"I'll take three large," says Timmy, handing over the money and accepting the potions. "Now listen to me closely." He leans in. "The order is coming for you. They want to kill you." Timmy hands her the note. "You want my advice? Run. Get the hell away from here." Timmy waits for her answer.

Timmy responds "I've got a story to tell ya that might just be of interest to you. But first, what's the price of one health potion?"

"First things first," Timmy decides, heading to the shop with potions in it. "I need health potions!"

Timmy notices that they are both near the entrance to prisoner 2's cell, since he just unlocked it. Timmy quickly uses his 16 strength to push them into the cell and lock it behind them. He flips them off and walks away. 19759

Timmy frees prisoner five, then flips off the others and leaves.

Timmy lets out a whoop, then turns back to the other prisoners and repeats his previous question. "Serious answers this time," he says. "Or you won't be let out."

timmy brutally assaults the bastard again. Surely timmy the retarded wont miss this time! 19749 19750 19751 19752

instantly stabs prisoner six with enchanted sword and iron sword. 19748

timmy asks them each the question, "You met this person at your mother's funeral who you really loved, but after the funeral, you never saw them again. One week later, you killed your sister. Why did you kill your sister?" Timmy tells each of them to whisper what they think in his ear.

timmy flips off the shrine, then goes to the room ahead of him.

Timmy thinks to himself, "Hmm...this girl must be the dragonborn that guy wanted me to assassinate. Then timmy goes down the stairs and back the way he came, past where the guards were, and explores the corridor, trying to find things.

Timmy rips up the drawing of a middle finger, then reads the note he found in the room earlier.

Timmy notices the enchanted sword still sticking out of the dead dwarf's shoulder. He grabs it, and swings it and another sword at the dwarf. 19742 19743 19744 19745

timmy assaults the slightly injured dwarf with both swords. "fuck you," he says. 19739 19740 19741

timmy swings both swords at the uninjured dwarf, attempting to end his existence 19738