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  • It's true, any fool with a tool can reproduce


    But a father is that dude who will see it through.


    Through thick and thin you know we gon hold it down. (down)


    Through good or bad you know we gon stick around.


    How do you spell dad?


    It goes L-O-V-E
    Ever play a game and then you switch over to another game with a similar but not quite the same setting, and you think to yourself as an NPC continue to berate you with insults, "man I really wanna shoot you in the face right now" like you did so many times in the first game?


    ... what I'm trying to say is, I really wanna shoot an NPC in the face right now, or at the very least bash it in with a butt of a rifle.
    ...And of course three games would not be able to satisfy my RPG cravings.  Who woulda thunk?

    Even though this happens nearly every time -_-  
    WanderingJester
    WanderingJester
    Ah, okay.  Well, whenever you can then :/  
    Sugary_Paragraphs
    Sugary_Paragraphs
    The steam sales are always great, either way. Just wish they'd do some for the games I like.
    WanderingJester
    WanderingJester
    I use the wishlist extensively for that ^_^  Just put a bunch of games I want on there, and then buy them when they drop to a price I can afford xD .  Might take a little bit, but I sure save a bunch of cash lol. (still waiting for that Fallout 4 season pass to drop down to 20 :/  )


    Plus they send you an email when there's an item on sale!  :D  
    It's dangerous to go alone.  Here, take this:


    medkit-low-poly-3d-model-low-poly-max-obj-3ds-fbx-dxf-dwg.jpg



    (Because you can never carry enough med kits ^_^  )


    (or ammo)
    DerUbermensch
    DerUbermensch
    Not so necessary if you have a healing factor that makes Wolverine look like he has hemophilia.
    [COLOR= rgb(152, 157, 160)]Went to the Doc this morning, waayyy too early.  Will post as much as possible, but will hit up the rest of my RPs after lunch if not. [/COLOR] -_- [COLOR= rgb(152, 157, 160)] [/COLOR]
    *RPG enemy insults me, my friends and my mother.*


    "C'mon guys.  We don't gotta fight."


    *Enemy shoots at my dog*


    *Cocks rifle, looks at allies* "No survivors."
    MrNeko
    MrNeko
    Skyrim in a nutshell
    Pyosimros
    Pyosimros
    If it was a Bethesda game for me, it would've been the other way around. Wouldn't really care if my companions get hit because they're set to essential, but when they annoy me with insults... 
    The Strangers 2: Wrong House.


    Trailer opens with the assailants from the first movie watching a man walk back to his house.  As the conversation moves forward, flashes of the three observing the house and the man occurs.


    Dollface: So, this it?


    Man in the Mask: Yup, lives by himself.  No family, no friends.


    Dollface: I remember there were pictures.


    Man in the Mask: Yeah, apparently he used to have a wife and two kids.  They ain't there now.  Probably left him or something.
     


    They all put on their masks.


    Dollface: So, same as the last time?


    Man in the Mask: Oh, this is going to be fun.


    They began heading to the house.  The camera stays behind and slowly lowers, sharping on the house's mailbox.


    The name of the mailbox reads Castle.


    ( @Lovelybones not sure if you've ever seen Strangers, though thought you might enjoy this ^_^  )
    Her Story is one of those games where I was actually disappointed about the (still surprising) ending, which sort of worsened my overall experience.


    ... Then again I was pretending to be Batman diligently going through the Gotham police database in search of a criminal to deliver justice to.  So it was going to be kind of hard to top that.
    WanderingJester
    WanderingJester
    Here's some samples of my internal dialogue.  Please picture Christopher Nolan Batman voice saying these things:

    • That was half the database?  This night is long indeed.
    • Alfred bring me some more tea.  Wait.  An Englishman asking for coffee instead of tea?  Something's wrong here.
    • I will find your sister Eve.  She will not escape justice.
    • You might be confident now Hannah, Eve, but you don't know the meaning true fear.  You will.
    • I am vengeance.  I am the night.  I AM BATMAN!
    MrNeko
    MrNeko
    This is great  xD
    DerUbermensch
    DerUbermensch
    If I was playing that game, I would have tried the Rorschach or Punisher approach.  It's good to be all three: Judge, Jury, and Executioner.
    "You sent him to do your dirty work, then you shot him like a dog!"



    "And I'll shoot you like one too.  You little piece of trash.  Now get out of here before I kill you as well!."

    "I ain't going nowhere old man."
    My man Sho spitting some of the realest bars I've heard in a long time.  It's gonna take a while for me to wrap my brain around this album.
    After watching SyFy's Channel Zero, I thought, "What would the Doom Guy do?"  If you don't watch the channel, it's currently deploying adaptations of Creepypasta.  Let us discuss how badly the Pasta Monsters die when the Doom Guy gets his hands on them.  This is the month where he'd have a field day.
    WanderingJester
    WanderingJester
    Nice, which Creepypasta?  Oh, rip and tear.  Rip and tear indeed.
    DerUbermensch
    DerUbermensch
    This season is Candle Cove.  I expected the more staple stories like that of the Slender Man Mythos.  I agree that the Doom Guy will rip and tear.  What I don't agree on is the price of mopping the floor after him.
    WanderingJester
    WanderingJester
    Eh, about Candle Cove.  It's always one of those "discover some dead person somewhere you don't expect!" thing -_-  Doom Guy would probably just shrug and be like "that's life!" before going back to maintenance on his guns.  Also, don't worry about the mess; we'll hire Viscera Cleanup Detail to get the job done.  They're really good at what they do :P  
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