Sherwood

Sherwood

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  • Sherwood
    James, while feeling rather draper,


    touched the fire to grandpa's paper.


    Grandpa jumped a foot or higher,


    dropped the paper and  shouted, "FIRE!"


    "This," said James, "confirms my notion,


    that heat creates both light and motion."
    Sherwood
    Mamie often wondered why,


    acids trouble alkali.


    Mamie, in a manner placid,


    fed the cat boratic acid.


    Whereupon the cat grew frantic,


    executing many an antic.


    "Ah!" cried Mamie, overjoyed.


    "Kitty is an alkaloid!"
    Sherwood
    If you weigh 200 pounds on Earth, you'll weigh only 76 pounds on Mars.


    You're not overweight; you're just on the wrong planet.
    Verdana
    Verdana
    200lbs is an average good great weight!
    Sherwood
    Playing Tetris has taught me that when you try to fit in, you disappear.
    Silanon
    Silanon
    I'd rather be that angular shaped thing proudly reaching out for the sky than lying on the ground, waiting to be merged with dozens of others. I always respected that stubbornness some of the pieces seemed to have - then again, that might just be because I'm an abysmally poor tetris player.
    Sherwood
    Just got back from a hot date with my wife to celebrate her new job at one of the big hotels on the Las Vegas Strip.  It was a great night. 


    If you are ever in Las Vegas, and happen to go to the Grand Canal Shops at the Venetian, stop at Emeril's restaurant Table 10.  They have steak there that just melts in your mouth.
    Purr
    Purr
    I could use a good steak...  Thanks, Sherwood!  =)
    Sherwood
    I'll have updates for my games in a few hours. Sunday night dinner with the family comes first.
    Sherwood
    You know how Klingons in Star Trek are hyper violent, even with their lovemaking?  Do you think that their version of BDSM parlors are secret Cuddle Dungeons that other Klingons look down on in disgust?  "What is this 'Cuddle' you speak of?  How can there  be no bloodshed or broken furniture?  That's just sick!"
    Blackadder
    Blackadder
    The Worf Effect perhaps? He brought his understanding of human mating rituals and a subculture caught on.
    Sherwood
    If you were to put your grandparents on speed dial, would you get sued by Instagram for copyright infringement?
    Sherwood
    Anyone else watching the new show "Designated Survivor"?  I highly recommend it.  Strikes me as being inspired by the Tom Clancy books Debt of Honor an Executive Decisions.  Good show.
    Historical Storyteller
    Historical Storyteller
    I'll keep that in mind.


    I'll keep that in mind.
    Kaerri
    Kaerri
    Seems interesting, and I do enjoy those two books (all right, nearly all of what Clancy writes!).  Thanks for the tip!
    Sherwood
    Stupid people are like glow sticks.  I want to snap them and shake the shit out of them until the light comes on.
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    Sherwood
    Sherwood
    Yes, this is a general gripe.  I have no issues with the people here.  its the rest of the world that bugs me.  I didn't mean to insinuate that I was talking about you or anyone in particular, so I'm sorry if it came across that wayl
    R
    Rock And Roll Boy
    Okay, puddin', no problem.
    Purr
    Purr
    While I can relate, it's not the stupid people that turn me off - it's the willfully ignorant.


    If using the word 'stupid' straight out of the dictionary, I have nothing against someone who is less smart than average; the Real Life dice just didn't roll good for them, so who am I to judge?  I'm here to help them.


    It's the unenlightened who, for whatever reason (call it ego, laziness, fitting in with their buddies, selfishness, trolling, etc.) just refuse to do any kind of fact-checking or research into what they're talking about that makes me scratch my head.  It's like they're saying, "I'm right because I say so!  Now believe me or you're a jerk!"   Wha?  Furthermore, it's worse when these folks try to spread their viewpoint to others, going on and on with their "facts."  It's like they're letting their inner child control them instead of listening to their (logical) inner adult.  I don't get this approach.


    I'm not going to agree with every stranger's viewpoint,, but I'm far more likely to respect and value that viewpoint if it seems they've done their homework.  In the end, research often brings understanding, and through understanding comes harmony.  That's all I want for everybody!  =)


    -Sherwood.  Here's hoping the "stupid" and willfully ignorant leave you alone!  =)
    Sherwood
    I am so proud of my wife right now.  She just got her new job working for the Venetian hotel here in Vegas as a Forensic Accountant.  She's been a pharmacy technician for so long, this is a real dream job for her, after going to all the effort to get her Bachelors degree from UNLV. 
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    Sibelle Grey
    Sibelle Grey
    Congrats to your wife :)
    Purr
    Purr
    That is terrific!  Go, bride of Sherwood!  8D


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    Midrick
    Midrick
    Nice one sherwwods wife
    Sherwood
    If I get caught trying not to fall asleep, can I be charged with resisting a rest?


    Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day!  Arrr!
    Sherwood
    Ever meet someone so stupid that you just wanted to buy them a toaster for their bathtub?
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    Vaneheart
    Vaneheart
    You could give him a fork and tell him he needs to plug the toaster in and use the fork to straighten out the coils.
    Vaneheart
    Vaneheart
    Or her/other.  I just noticed that the gender wasn't specified..
    Midrick
    Midrick
    Or just think to yourself they should have been swallowed if you get my meaning
    Sherwood
    When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade.  Make life take the lemons back.


    Get mad.  I don't want your damn lemons.  What am I supposed to do with these?


    Demand to see life's manager.  Make life rue the day it decided to give YOU lemons.  Do you know who I am?  I'm the man who's going to burn your house down with these lemons!


    I'm going to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
    Wishes
    Wishes
    have an orange instead
    Midrick
    Midrick
    How about a thermo nuclear missile.
    Sherwood
    My wife just gave me my pdf of Miracles of the Solar Exalted for my birthday.  So now I have reading material for the rest of the day.
    Purr
    Purr
    Hooray for Wife of Sherwood!  =)
    Sherwood
    Sherwood
    Indeed.  She loves me a lot.
    Chordling
    Chordling
    Happy birthday! =)
    Sherwood
    Sometimes I wrestle with my demons; other times we just cuddle.
    Purr
    Purr
    Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar?


    They each got six months. =)
    Sherwood
    To the players in my various games: I will be making posts in the morning to move things along.  Be looking for the alerts I'll send out.
    Sherwood
    I'm away from home at my tabletop game right now, but in a few hours I'll be back and able to post stuff in my games.
    Sherwood
    It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion, it is through the Beans of Java that the thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
    Greenbriar
    Greenbriar
    I must not drink. Drink is the mind-killer. Drink is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my drink. I will permit it to pass into me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn my inner eye to see its path. Where the drink has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
    Blackadder
    Blackadder
    They lie. For I whom am an enlightened soul - whom have always resisted the blandishments of Coffee, have ascended. I laugh at your mug of bean-corpse from far off Starbucks. Glory to the Abstinence!
    Sherwood
    Sherwood
    Heretic! Blasphemy! 
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