I had this weird dream about a hyena centaur. It was like a normal centaur but instead of a horse it was a hyena and instead of a man it was another hyena.
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Leather couches and summer aren't the best combination...
Good: Japanese writers giving characters and other things English names
Better: Japanese writers giving characters and other things English names that Japanese people can't pronounce
Best: English speakers pronouncing English names given by Japanese writers the way they're pronounced in Japanese
Isn't it fucked up that a T Rex is more related to birds than a pterodactyl is
This the most stupid and petty and pedantic thing but it annoys me that in Westworld they keep calling it the maze and not the labyrinth.
Instead of killing our heroes, we let them grow old.
Whoever hasn't seen hot Cicero, I need you to know that hot Cicero is a thing.
http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/File:Cicero_the_Betrayer_Card_Art.png
So I just learned that Loss is ten years old today and it was originally posted on my birthday???
Do you ever think about how donut holes make no sense. A donut hole isn't a hole. That's like saying a pile of dirt taken out of a hole is a hole.
The Gorillaz have a new member and it's a character from the Powerpuff Girls. What a time to be alive.
PSA: You can pick out the best watermelon by tapping on it. If it sounds hollow, that means it has more juice than flesh, so pick the hollowest one you can find.
Earlier today I was going out to get the mail, but when I opened the door, our neighbor was outside and I was so surprised I sort of yelped and half swung the door shut. I didn't know what to do after we made eye contact, so I just slowly shut the door and went back inside. OTL
Last night I had a dream that the character I was playing (through weird dream duality) met a psychic who could read his thoughts.
Then when she started telling him what he was thinking, the real "me" got concerned that she could read my thoughts too, so I asked her about it. So suddenly... (cont.)
I just realized that I reached post 666 without noticing. My 666th post was about echidna dicks, so I'm pretty satisfied with that.
Does anyone ever actually play the gorilla guy in Overwatch?
I've watched like seven videos of people getting angry in Overwatch and I've never once seen the gorilla guy.
Me, lying awake in bed while trying to stop thinking about that embrassing thing I did in middle school:
Begone, thought.
Most people's brains when they're asleep: Here's a dream about flying, have fun : )
My brain when I'm asleep: Here, you can watch someone else fly instead, also you suck at everything and I hate you : )
I had a dream last night that there was TV show where people could vote on what happens next. I know that's pretty logistically impossible but I still want it.
I wish Michael Jordan's middle name started with an A so we could have Michael A Jordan and Michael B Jordan
Me, thinking out loud: if I had a dick, I would name it the Large Hardon Collider.
My sister: I'm going to ignore what you just said.
When I'm bored on long drives, sometimes I look at the map for the best town names. My favorites so far are Zzyzx, Truth or Consequences, and Elephant Butte.
Hol Horse: Gee Dio, what do you want to do tomorrow night?
Dio: The same thing we do every night - try to take over ZE WARUDO!
Would anyone be interested in a high school parody RP where the students attend a high school that's literally in Hell?
I'm still miffed that you couldn't romance Thane in ME2. Why would the devs put a sexy lizardman in their game and not let me date him?
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