RIP in peace, 2017
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I can't wait to watch Ready Player One and take a shot every time there's a pop-culture reference.
Post your spirit animal, this is mine : http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/iGdYy6w8nsOsl_850.jpg
Fun fact about California! On January 1st, the phrase "420" will be outlawed. We'll be legally obligated to say "Jan Firsty" every 5 mins.
Gets a mild headache: "so this is it. this is how I die"
You've heard about pineapple on pizza, but how about...
Leaked footage from Black Mirror S4: Ep. 5:
Black Mirror season threee < 3
Would anyone be interested in a gang warfare roleplay, but the gangs are all mythical creatures.
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal.
My sister and I were talking about our weirdest fictional character crushes, and she mentioned the "round guys in Mario with the teeth."
Me, holding a bottle of Windex Brain: Spray some in your mouth Me: What, brain, no, we talked about this Brain: lol drink it bitch
My parents tried to surprise me with a car last Christmas. Lucky for me, they missed.
I love when archeologists find like writing or something they think is important, and it turns out to be some ancient dude bein' a goofball.
Please tell me I'm not the only one hyped for the Junji Ito Collection anime.
I has this dream last night about a psychic girl who was looking for a bodyguard...
What did the FCC say to the internet?
My brain: Pssst, hey, what did the chemist say to the cop?
Why isn't dry humor called comedry
How many scientists does it take to build a time machine?
Just one.
I tried to write "Call me Sacchi" and my phone's autocorrect decided to change it to "Call me daddy." ಠ_ಠ
You know how much Santa's sleigh costs?... Nothing, it's on the house.
I LOVE MADOKA MAGICA! In fact, I'm gonna change my profile picture to a Madoka Magica picture right now! -
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