Hey, you! Yes, you, the one with all the energy at 6 a.m. You're not human.
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My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know that I'm not dead.
With great power comes great electricity bill.
I find it frustrating how I can see how evil and manipulative someone is, yet everybody else is blind to it.
"Be strong.", I whispered to my Wi-Fi signal.
"If you ever fall, just know that I'll be there." - Floor
Hey there! Are you looking for a rp? =)
Wi-Fi was down for a few minutes, so I talked with my family. They seem like nice people.
"Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?" "Of course not." "I didn't do my homework."
If you ever manage to offend me, I will slap you so hard that even Google won't be able to find you!
If you say you're cooler than me... Does that make me hotter than you?
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
If someone calls you ugly, looked at them, confused, and say, "Excuse me, I am not a mirror."
That moment when you realize that the dirtiest thing just came out of your mouth.
If people could read my mind, I'd probably get punched and slapped a lot
"Clean your room, family are coming over." "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize the gathering would be held in my bedroom."
Immortal. Ribbit?
"And the winner is..." *Commercial Break*
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun.
"I need to stop.", I whispered to myself as I clicked on the next episode.
When I'm in the car and a sad song turns up on the radio, I stare out the window and act like I'm in a movie.
"What letter comes after P?" "Wait, A B C D E F G H..."
Admit it, you've tried to balance the light switch right in the middle at least once in your life.
If you're wearing black clothes and someone asks whose funeral it is, look around the room and say, "Haven't decided yet."
I set my alarm early so I have time to lie in bed and be sad about having to get up. -
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