duegxybus

*explodes*

Poisonous snake.

AFAKJSFBLKAJBSFLKJABSFLKJABSFKJABLKFJAKB YAAPPAAAXXXXXX

*tackles*

I just realized that without the finger spin. Your profile pic looks like she's got finger guns. Aye!

When someone helps you with a character but they casually call you a potato. ^^

I MADE A NEW FRIEND ON RPN I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS POSSIBLE AHUEHUEHUE

"Pompeii could've been avoided if they just followed lab safety rules." I CAN'T HANDLE THIS AHAHAHA

Heres the bouncing spinning girl..
aww spin!

Your profile pic isn't as 'spinninh' as it used to be :/

Hey are you a Hero of Tomorrow, cause you're really HOT. https://www.rpnation.com/threads/heroes-of-tomorrow-degenerates-of-god.316463/

I miss where you could share your experiences on status updates lol

I is friend...?

Hey there! Thanks for the follow, friend!

˙˙˙ǝɯ sɐʍ ʇɐɥʇ 'ʇᴉɐʍ ɥO ¿ƃuᴉlᴉǝɔ ǝɥʇ oʇ ʇǝǝɟ ʎɯ pǝnlƃ sǝloɥssɐ noʎ ɟo ǝuo ɥɔᴉɥʍ 'ʎɐʞO

You never know how fucked up someone is until they tell you. 

@Salex The Baldie


S/O to Sexy, Selex, Sheeeleexx, Billie Jean, etc. 


"Das a nais"


"YEEPEEXXXX"


"bruh xD"


"XDDDDD"


"yessica? ;-;"


"u fucked up"


"Wifi doing the fuckies"


"Jesus christ xD"


"sometimes to do right you have to do wrong"


"who cares, HASTERVILLE! "


"jesus fuck stupid salex brain why did you ask?"


"are you sure what you're doing is safe?" 


"okie!" 


"i'm glad you didn't FUCKING DIE! " 


"experience beats research"

How to make a shopping list, with JPax! 


Step 1: Write down all the shit you need


Step 2: Cry because you're broke


Step 3: Smile because you can get money soon!


Step 4: Try to lick your elbow


Step 5: Fall, and somehow manage to land on your butt on top of a broken table


Step 6: Hnnghh... 


Step 1: Break table


Step 2: Make J's elbow taste good


Step 3: PUSH!


Step 7: Hhhh...damn...you...Jessifer...

Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One



Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh)
(No, don't touch that!)



We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
We are Number One



Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
(Throw it on him, not me!)
(Ugh, let's try something else)
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)



Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Hey!

Idk why I like going on rpn during class. I risk having the phone snatched...


Anyways, I actually couldn't eat lunch today. People be ticked at me for all the singing we did yesterday, and making it so awkward for them in front of their teachers.


So...yeah. I basically ate lunch out of a textbook in 6th period while doing all the other posts n shit. 


2 more periods to go. ;-; 

I'm missing classes today cause I signed up for singing Valentine's day grams! Going around each classroom dressed in pink and hearts, seating the special someone that the note is for in the front of the class, and singing a song of the senders' choice to the victim special someone until their faces turn red with embarrassment joy!


And to top it all off, we give them the note and the lolly at the very end, and they curse their friend or s/o under their breath for this Valentine's day treat! XD

Rosehs r reh


Viorets are brue


I can talk Engrish


Bettrer dan you.

I run errands while on RPN, Skype, school grade portals, and talking. If a post doesn't make sense it's probably because I'm cleaning a toilet with one hand and typing with the other. Fair warning to everyone.

I've been staring at your profile picture for about 10 minutes