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Devious Dilbert
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HOW I REACT TO SOME DAMN GOOD SPIRITUAL GUIDANCE BY MY WISE ALL-KNOWING STONER BEST FRIEND
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"How I ______" is gonna be a reoccurring thing now
You a Souls fan? Your cover photo looks familiar.
And here I am. Hair thay defies gravity, lips that are a lil' bit crusty. I'M GONNA PLAY PIANO FOR THE WORLD ONE DAY. MY HANDS MAY BE SMALL BUT MY DREAMS ARE BIG.
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jk, piano is a man's instrument ):
Showed my stoner best friend this:
And now she's just been high for the last four days watching it over and over
How I opened my messages and just saw this
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@Clairvoyance the groupchat will deterioriate because of me
@blep I'M SORRY I CAN'T BE PG
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FUCK PRECAL AND TRIGONOMETRY MAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ehhhh kinda want the small pixel dude back. But eggplant emojis being sucked into my ominous, dank void is hilarious.
I HATE @Clairvoyance SO MUCH. HE KEEPS MAKING FUN OF ME FOR MY PUDGY LITTLE GUMDROP HANDS.
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FUCC U. I HAVE HONEY BUN HANDS AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCC
Some nerdy weeb guy likes me and asked me out on Friday. I politely declined, BUT DAYUM. HE WAS BOLD. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HIM THAT WELL. I WISH I HAD THE BALLS TO ASK MY CRUSHES OUT STRAIGHT UP LIKE THAT, SHIT. I MIGHT JUST GIVE HIM A CHANCE CUZ I RESPECT THAT A LOT.
Sword of the Stranger is very very guud. Might be the only thing I give a 10/10 to, to be honest.
AS ALWAYS- MMMMMM THAT ANIMATION AAAAAHHHHHHHH UURRRRGGHHGGHH. It was very top notch. THE FRAME BY FRAME SDKSJFSDDSKGJ. MMMMMMM.
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Get a friend you can be pure ratchet with on a monday morning
@Clairvoyance
AND NOW, MY RAPPING CAREER HAS COME TO AN END. K bye now
OR HAS IT??!! AM I THE NEXT JAY Z??!! FIND OUT NEXT TIME!!!!!!
THE RAPS WILL CONTINUE. BUT LATER.
YOUR WORDS WON'T DIE AS LONG AS YOU DON'T LIE.
USE EM' TO FLY-
HIGH TO HEIGHTS NOT SEEN YET BEFORE BY THE EYE.
TRY TO SHOOT FOR THE SKY-
BUT DON'T LET EM' GO DRY.
SPIT YOUR LINES WITH PASSION, MY FRIENDS.
FOR NOW, IT'S GOODBYE.
My best friend-
Doesn't use RPN.
But I can just send-
her a rap anytime.
With the flip of a dime-
She's always been there as mine.
I look over- and there she is at my side.
Matter is lesser than mind.
The connection is greater than the time-
spent together, whether just now or forever-
I've expressed what I could through this very rhyme.
OH MY GOD, IT'S MY BEST ONE YET. THERE'S MORE TO COME-
Jk. my raps are lame. ):
I know I've made a friend when the first conversation is about our favorite sex positions.
Devious Dilbert and The Curse of The Phantom Hitler ep1
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If only people would take better hints so that I don't have to tell anybody to fuck off. Feelsbadman, I'm too nice ):
A Sexy RP with Walter White and Joseph Stalin
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