Devious Dilbert

YO BABY, YOU GONNA REPLY TO ME IN RPS?

HAHAHA I LOVE BEING A BI GIRL, IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS. JUST NOW:


Me: "Rosario's cute... I'm gonna steal your girl."


Bro: "You better fucking not"


"You're gonna lose to a gay girl-"


"YOU'RE NOT GAY"


".5 ROUNDS TO ONE, YOU FUCKING LEFT NUT"

Watching an old stream from Criken and he's playin' a star wars rp on gmod. IT'S THE SADDEST THING SEEING POWER TRIPS AND ADMIN ABUSE FROM 14 YEAR OLDS

My dog kids fight for my attention as my hardworking mexican friend explains to me that hes gonna cut people up for a living

Does your rank happen to be a euphemism, or is my mind just a landfill?

CURSE MY SMALL FEMALE ASIAN BABY HANDS. I WANT TO PLAY PIANI DAMMIT

Nice starbound avatar.

The thirst is fucking REAL when you say you're kinda chubby and now he won't stfu bout how he likes chubby thicc girls. Bonus thirst for his name being "I need you"

EDITING A FUCKING THING ON MOBILE. ACCIDENTLY CLICKS NOTIFICATION POP UP THING THAT TELLS ME SOMEBODY LIKED MY STATUS. IT TAKES ME TO MY PROFILE. I FRANTICALLY TAP BACK. ALL THE WRITING IS FUCKING GONE. GODDAMMIT MAN

Seeing my children tomorrow.


Here's the sad meth addict baby:


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Here's the fat cow insectoid pervert baby:


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These little shits are the loves of my life


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YOU WANT TO JOIN A RP WITH ME BABY? NO CHARACTER SHEET, JUST JUMP ON IN.

When I hear a friend cuss who has never before cussed in my presence:


"OOHHH SHIT WHAT"


"What?"


"YOU SAID FUCK"


"Yeah-"


"OH MY GOD"

I WISH PRECAL WOULD FUCK OFF

Every time I take those career assessment things, I always get number one in counseling or mental health services. THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANT DAMMIT, but I'll take it

Dress up day at school. I'm supposed to be an 8 year old, but I really just look like a gay rights activist tbh

Your rp


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Your rp after an Edgelord character joins


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SOMETIMES I WISH I WAS A GUY SO I COULD JUST WHOOP IT OUT AND PISS WHENEVER I WANT. LIKE RIGHT NOW FOR EXAMPLE SHIT

LOLOLOL My brother just got a free online tarot card reading and now he's trippin' bout how accurate it was and how his mind is blown

Help idk how to draw hands this is a crisis


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Get to see my babies this weekend


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Ping Pong the Animation is only half about actual ping pong... AND I LOVE IT

WANT TO REPLY TO RPS AND DO PRODUCTIVE STUFF, BUT I HAVE TO CATCH UP ON DARTIGAN AND CRIKEN2'S STREAMS, MAN

When your friend likes your other friend and you're tryna subtly ask him if he's into her


Me: "So, Dalton, do you like dark chocolate?"


him: "...?"


Me: "Milk chocolate or dark chocolate? I'm asking for a friend-"


him: "..."


Me: "..."


him: "...I have no preference. (;"


Me: "OH DALTON"

If you don't like Trump, at least like the memes.

Anatomy experts and fellow artists pt.2 The finished product. Would like some feedback. Especially wanting to know how the proportions look. I did this without a real human reference so just went by what I 'know.' );


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Meet Cereth Pavette. She's an OC of mine that I redrew in HD. Shoulda been lighter on her cleavage, but oh well- what's done is done.


Meet an uglier Cereth. Here is her sometime last year when I rushed her completion as an art assignment. (I don't put dates on my work but I should tbh.)


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As you can see, the only thing I improved on was faces, LOL. Hands are still ugly as shit.


Here is Cereth with a cool high contrast effect.


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Damn them eyes. (One is bigger than the other, HAH)