CastoffCaptain Jan 2, 2018 I got to the end of my story half an hour before New Year's! Now for the rewrites and edits!
CastoffCaptain Dec 27, 2017 I want a good cookbook of 18th century recipes that's not solely desserts. Dammit.
CastoffCaptain Dec 27, 2017 The Devil whispered in my ear "You're not strong enough to withstand the storm". Today I whispered in the Devil's ear, "I am the storm".
The Devil whispered in my ear "You're not strong enough to withstand the storm". Today I whispered in the Devil's ear, "I am the storm".
CastoffCaptain Dec 27, 2017 What's the difference between a PM and DM? I keep seeing both here in reference to private messaging.
What's the difference between a PM and DM? I keep seeing both here in reference to private messaging.
CastoffCaptain Dec 26, 2017 Eating the Chex Mix you bring to work for coworkers to eat so you don't gorge yourself on it doesn't work if you eat it before them.
Eating the Chex Mix you bring to work for coworkers to eat so you don't gorge yourself on it doesn't work if you eat it before them.
CastoffCaptain Dec 24, 2017 Lost in the masses at Wal-Mart, waiting on a spouse who has no phone to miraculously find me, and I desperately have to pee.
Lost in the masses at Wal-Mart, waiting on a spouse who has no phone to miraculously find me, and I desperately have to pee.
CastoffCaptain Dec 22, 2017 If I don't manage to see you crazy kids before Monday, y'all have a great whatever the hell you want to.
If I don't manage to see you crazy kids before Monday, y'all have a great whatever the hell you want to.
CastoffCaptain Dec 22, 2017 Everyone else needs to be forced to watch this, too. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ff/a8/4c/ffa84ca085c25b6758ecaf3835b40dce.jpg
Everyone else needs to be forced to watch this, too. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ff/a8/4c/ffa84ca085c25b6758ecaf3835b40dce.jpg
CastoffCaptain Dec 21, 2017 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CastoffCaptain Dec 20, 2017 Oh, dammit. I'm going to have to watch Space Cowboys now. *eyes the cast list*
CastoffCaptain Dec 20, 2017 Being I'll while working retail in te last week of the Christmas rush is hellish.
CastoffCaptain Dec 19, 2017 Yeah, okay, the new Disney Nutcracker movie looks pretty good. On another note, I need something to do for the next fifteen minutes. Halp.
Yeah, okay, the new Disney Nutcracker movie looks pretty good. On another note, I need something to do for the next fifteen minutes. Halp.
CastoffCaptain Dec 19, 2017 Why did Hollywood feel the need to make a crappy movie out of a crappy video game? Rampage? Come on. Hurrllghhhllll.
Why did Hollywood feel the need to make a crappy movie out of a crappy video game? Rampage? Come on. Hurrllghhhllll.
CastoffCaptain Dec 17, 2017 Ehhhh, the workplace holiday party's going to start in about an hour. Look, this is your Captain... Overjoyed.
Ehhhh, the workplace holiday party's going to start in about an hour. Look, this is your Captain... Overjoyed.
CastoffCaptain Dec 14, 2017 'Twas forty-five fathoms with a white sandy bottom, so we squared our mainyard and up Channel did make.
'Twas forty-five fathoms with a white sandy bottom, so we squared our mainyard and up Channel did make.