I like getting free t-shirts through work. I get to build my spouse's wardrobe for free.
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Nngh. Need readers for my draft. Haven't got the money for pro editing. Might still do it anyway.
What would I do to keep you? I'll cloak my face and hide. I'll veil myself in black and steel and battle at your side.
I am the first on Earth, the second in Heaven. I appear two times in a week. You can only see me once in a year. Although I am in the middle of the sea, l am not found in month, but l am in February, June, September, October, November & December. What am I?
Gonna spread you like butter baby, on my bread.
Sometimes the burning self-righteousness of my over-smug coworkers makes me want to punch them.
Screw what everyone else says. I love Tumblr. https://78.media.tumblr.com/a2a4268d768530dee60c76b7d23095ba/tumblr_p3iuydFJM11qhdrjpo1_540.jpg
Another velvet morning for me.
Lighter than what I am made of,
More of me is hidden than is seen,
I am the bane of the mariner,
A tooth within the sea.
Speak my name.
Well they can try to sink us, but I'll just swim. Because my will is stronger than a gale force wind. I'll be crashing down, right through your arms. Cannonball...
Ugh. Woke up screaming last night. Huzzah for hypnopompic hallucinations.
I want a maharaja chair. They're so expensive.
Saturday night dr0nk.
I just burped so loud and hard I can't stop laughing.
I first produced my pistol and then produced my rapier, saying, "Stand and deliver, for you are a bold deceiver!"
Oh, look. Yet another search thread with an "if you've read this put X thing in your reply" demand that automatically makes me back out immediately.
Hm. Anything on Etsy that says "gift for him" automatically is a no-buy from me. I mean, come on. It's 2018, folks.
My nautical room upstairs is almost complete. *happy weeping* I'll never come down when it's done.
Back from SNOWMAGEDDEON.
I heard you like bad girls.
Well.
I'm pretty bad at everything.
Need me to keep singing to you today?
I'm excessively lonely today. I dislike this feeling.
What if I posted meme songs on your profile every time I remember to
She's watching long shadows call in the tide, but the sunset by the sea is in her mind.
Argh. I need beta readers. Serious, good beta readers. -
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