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    My entire childhood was a lie :(  
    Yapax Dimension tears open


    Ow!
    Damnit!


    Ow ow ow! Das my boob!


    Sorry, damnit!


    Get my foot out of your mouth!


    Sorry! AGAIN!


    Oh and now you're sucking on it?


    That's kinky-GET YOUR FUCKING HAND OFF MY BOOB!


    I will shoot you with a fucking watch!


    Nam...foot...


    Eww...where are Negative and Positive...


    I'm here you dip. Get out of the dimension gracefully.


    I'm here too. Oh...we're on Shammy's profile?


    IDIOT!


    AAAAAAAAA!!!!!


    *falcon punches Positive Yapax*
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    duegxybus
    *Yapaxes turn and face Shammies*


    Electron Yapax: It was all Strange Yapax's fault!


    Strange Yapax: *sits there sucking on her foot*


    Tiny Yapax: *shrinks to the size of an ant and jumps onto a railgun projectile


    Railgun Yapax: *fires into the Shammies*


    Tiny Yapax: *lifts up Tiny Shammy and pulls onto railgun* I missed you. *hugs and cries tears of joy*


    Baby Shampax: *Casually is Satanspawn*
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    BlueClover
    Tiny Shammy:  I thought you shunned me *Hugs back*  I missed you too.


    Baby Yammy:  *Causually is a God child*


    Positive Shammy:  *Picks up Strange Yapax and gives chew toy*  This might be better.
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    duegxybus
    Tiny Yapax: We're on a railgun projectile. *flips fin and sends them into the fishbowl* WHEEEE!!!


    Strange Yapax: *inhales chew toy* I did a good.
    Alright so we had Sharknado, I was fine with that, actually enjoyed it.  Then we had Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus, it sounds awesome but this is where I draw the line.


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    Why!......Just......Why?
    Negative Yapax: Guess we're not welcome here anymore...


    Positive Yapax: *impales Negative Yapax and herself*


    Strange Yapax: Quantum Yapax...if you will.


    Quantum Yapax: *erases Yapaxes into the Yapax Neutron Dimension with a derp face on*
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    BlueClover
    No!.......B-But they were the only ones like.....us


    Tiny Shammy:  *Cries in corner*


    Bronto Shammy:  Rawr :(  


    Baby Shammy:  *Cries because friend is gone*
    *Shammy and Negative Shammy appear*


    Hello Negative


    Hey Sham, heard you're working on a team of yourself.  Surely you must know there names.


    Why of course.


    Well tell me, so that I know who is who.


    Alright but there names are very similar.  


    Similar?


    Names you can only separate by color like Shammy the Bronto


    Bronto Shammy:  Rawr :3


    Let's get on with it, Shammy was first, Shammy was the second to sign up and Shammy was the third


    Wait!  You're the leader, right?


    Yes


    And there all the same guy?


    No


    Then who was first?


    Shammy


    Which one?


    Shammy


    The guy who signed up first


    Shammy


    Who!?


    Shammy


    ~To be continued


     
    Negative Shammy:  So Shammy told me to give everyone something nice, cute, or friendly while he's at school, Positive Shammy is sick, and Pimp...threatened to back hand someone.  So I'm the only one who can do it.


    Alright, here goes.....Hey honey....did you fall from heaven.....because your bleeding like everywhere....


    Wow I'm bad at this


    Positive Shammy:  Negative!  That wasn't very nice, cute or, friendly.


    Get back to eating your chicken noodle soup!
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    BlueClover
    Shammy:  *Sits down in corner*  This is just great....I lost the Yapax's  :(   Wish I wasn't on a phone so I could play Me. Lonely.
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    duegxybus
    Negative Yapax: Oh, before I leave... *slashes hand at @Kairikudo, making her blow up like a balloon by manipulating the air in her body* Jerkass.


    *teleports away*
    Kairikudo
    Kairikudo
    *pops the air to go back to normal*
    *Sits in booth*


    Huggles!  Only 5 cents you can pick from any one of these........nice?  Ya, nice Shammy's


    Tiny Shammy:  *Hides in shoe box*


    Negative Shammy:  I don't see why we are part of it >:(


    Positive Shammy:  Be positive!  It could lighten someone's day.


    Bronto Shammy:  Rawr


    Baby Shammy:  *Eats hotwheel*


    Pimp the Pumpkin:  *Gets ready to backhand anyone who tries*


    Derp Shammy:  Derp ._.
    How I feel after years of experiment and I draw something that (In my opinion) is actually kinda good.


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    Kairikudo
    Kairikudo
    I like it
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    BlueClover
    Thanks!  Hair is hell for me so i'm happy how it turned out.  This was my second try at the character, the first was more cartoony and sloppy, just seeing this just gives me hope I will do even better :D .
    Psychopath
    Psychopath
    I'm sure if o actually tried I would do better with my drawings, but I'm not patient enough. But I'm sure you will definitely get better!
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    BlueClover
    Bronto Shammy:  *Turns back into bronto*  Rawr *Sits on floor while eating a tree*


    Tiny Shammy:  *Climbs out and into hair*  Tiny Yapax!  I found our new home :D


    Shammy:  *Gives chocolate cookie*  Good girl!
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    duegxybus
    Tiny Yapax: *jumps out of an electron, tackling Tiny Shammy onto @Nightmares Angel's hair* YAY!!! *huggles*


    Strange Yapax: *stares at chocolate through red eyes before inhaling it, derpily waiting for something* Yap.
    Adorable Monster
    Adorable Monster
    *Stares at the company around her and raises an eyebrow.* Interesting company we have here. 
    [COLOR= rgb(0, 0, 0)]"Why does the media always assume that aliens like electric and futuristic music what if aliens like hardcore banjo music?"~Unknown[/COLOR]


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    I'm slow to reply, busy all the time, isn't interesting in rp's, and feel awful if I make a mistake....Why do I rp? xD
    Error404RealityFailed
    Error404RealityFailed
    Astra: Cause ya love me!

    We love ya Shammy!
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    duegxybus
    Good point. 'nuff said. If you feel this way you do you man I can't change your mind. -_-  
    Lappi
    Lappi
    Because you are bored, and why your interested you like this better than nothing. Also RP!
    Negative Yapax: You won't believe what the fuck I found. *puts down a Strange Yapax*


    Strange Yapax: *stares up widely at Shammy, then somehow pulls out a massive hammer and a 33 inch kryptonite dildo*


    Negative Yapax: Well. Your problem now. *disappears in a crackle of electricity*
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    duegxybus
    Male Yapax: Oh look, it has a mind of its own. *isn't interested in female Shammy, just interested in the fun bits*


    Negative Yapax: Heh. Let's make them have some fun. *kicks closet over and sends millions of electrons into it*


    Positive Yapax: *HYYDROOOGENNN BOOMMMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!


    Negative Yapax: Wait fuck NO 


    .... -THE END- ....
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    BlueClover
    Every Shammy:  Fusion!  


    ShamSham the Sham of the Shammy the Shamrocks:  *Flies away to go get ice cream so this entire scene was pointless*
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    May the real sham Shammy please stand up? I repeat, may the real sham Shammy please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here...
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    BlueClover
    Slim Shammy:  Ya'll acting like you never seen a clover before.
    Negative Yapax: *manipulates chaos theory to set Negative Shammy's house on fire* SHAMMY-KUN! HAAAAHAHAHA!
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    duegxybus
    Tiny Yapax: *points to dust cloud* it's fluffy! Also I have new powers!! *turns even tinier like Ant man and jumps on Tiny Shammy's shoulder*


    Negative Yapax: ME and 


    Positive Yapax: ME turn into..


    Neutral Yapax: *sits there with no interest*
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    duegxybus
    Cammy the camera


    Oro the Orange


    Lenny the Lamprey 


    And finally


    Nutty the Neutron.
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    BlueClover
    Pos. Shammy:  FU
    Neg. Shammy:  SION!


    Both:  HA!


    Neutral Shammy:  *Sits bored*  UUUUUUHHHHHHHHH
    Tiny Shammy:  *Shrinks to size of ant as well*  LET'S MAKE A CRACKER HOUSE!
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