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  • And now, Shammy Soap Opera in the amount of time it takes to make a pop tart.


    Negative Shammy:  *Puta a pop tart in the toaster*


    Robot Shammy:  He-*Gasp* NEGATIVE!  WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH AMANDA!?


    I'm just making toas-


    YOU BASTARD!


    Wait!  This isn't what it looks like....I already have a wif-


    *Tackles with broken bottle*


    Amanda:  Ding!  *Pop tart flies out*


    This has been Shammy Soap Opera in the amount of time to make a pop tart.
    When your profile picture no longer contains a demon, an alien, a Qsa, or anything else along the lines of that :D (I only status update so you reply to my posts faster yes I'm dong a hype and yes you should take your time )
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    duegxybus
    *starts fingerspin*
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    BlueClover
    Hang on let me.....*Tries to stop by grabbing finger but just gets taken away by spin*  Some-One-Help-Me!
    Strategos
    Strategos
    hold on lemme help you with that *holds onto shammy's leg but gets taken in by his spinning as well* crap


    hey let me in on some of the fun! *holds steven's leg and spins as well* weeee!!! 
    People have always wanted superheroes to fight.  Doomsday vs Hulk  Ironman vs Batman  Thor vs Wonderwoman.  But!  I have a better one.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Jarvis vs Alfred:  Battle of the Butlers! :3
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    Lappi
    Dethklok
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    BlueClover
    @A Nerd Named Rae Brilliant!  I could see them working together in the end to fight Darkseid and Thanos xD .  A suit powered by Jarvis(With a little bow tie and everything) on Alfred, ready to kick ass.  SOMEBODY SEND THIS TO HOLLYWOOD!  WE CAN MAKE MILLIONS!!!!!!!
    Strategos
    Strategos
    jarvis is technically vision, and alfred is the most badass butler... i mean when ninjas invaded the batcave, he grabbed a shotgun and shot each and every one of them, what a badass xD
    Want to meet my new pet?  *Giant stomps heard in the background*


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    I call it, Sammy :3
    CellistCat606
    CellistCat606

    -=-=(( -Shakes water off of her whiskers and then looks up to Shammy- "I got stuff I really need to do right now, so if that would be okay.." -Spreads bat wings and begins to try and fly all the way to Transylvania- ))=-=-
    Strategos
    Strategos
    ..... WHAT THE FU-
    Verdana
    Verdana
    Boom.
    Good morning! I walked around outside until 4 AM. I have serious problems. *climbs onto your back and jumps into your shirt* trees smell good...
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    BlueClover
    *Hugs*  Morning!  4am?  I wouldn't make it to 1.  I needs my sleep.  Onward, to adventure!  *Goes into starfish position and flies off*
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    duegxybus
    Well if you're walking around its easy. if you're on a computer...night lol xD (damn small girl metabolism)


    HWWEHH
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    BlueClover
    *Flies through the forth wall and through a computer screen*  Where we're going we don't need logic!!!!!!!!
    Toast Shammy:  Happy Halloween *Makes ghost noises*


    Negative Shammy:  Really?  Was toast Shammy only made for a pun *Sips from I Hate Everyday  mug'


    Positive Shammy:  What are you suppose to be?


    A lawyer.  What the #%@& are you?


    A predator! *Turns invisible*


    Baby Shammy:  *Flies away in shark costume.


    Bronti Shammy:  *Is dressed as a meteor*  Rawr!


    Tiny Shammy:  Rawr!  *Runs around in a dinosaur outfit, bitting toes*


    Giant Shammy:  Squeak *Eats cheese*


    Pimp the Pumpkin:  I didn't need to dress up this year


    Snowy the Snowcine:  Well I did!  I'm frosty the snowma-*Gets pimped slapped*  IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS!  


    ......Again Happy Halloween evervody xD  <3
    How many Shammy's are there?
    Idea
    Idea
    The Ideas shall rise to the challenge to multiply after master Shammy
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    BlueClover
    And we'll be waiting *Takes out spear, hitting it on the ground as more thumps are heard*


    *Thousands of Shammy's with battle paint and weapons*
    Idea
    Idea
    *hides behind a random lady's skirts*


    Why do you want to fight me?


    perv idea (to the lady): Don't worry, I am a doctor
    Today was interesting, I learned that whales aren't fish but actually marsupials like avocados.  They keep there young in pouches, this process creates guacamole. 


    Snowy the Snowcone:  What are you smoking?


    Steam, billy.  Steam :)


    My name's not bill-


    Drink your caprisun billy.
    A Californians reaction to today:  Wow it is kinda darker than usual....*Rain falls on head*  What was that!?  *Starts pouring like crazy*  Yes!  YES!  The prophecy was for told!  *Stops raining*  Shit.......
    Today, me and one of my best friends from middle school were at a amusement park.  We were having so much fun then she got lost from me.  Luckily I had her phone number so I called, sadly though before she could pick up....I woke up :(
    Strange Yapax: *teleports onto your profile and pulls a shotgun out of her throat* SHAMMY-KUN!!!!! *starts shooting the shit outta e'erything*
    Demon
    Demon
    That's so dirty, yo'.
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    BlueClover
    *Picks up and hugs @JPax*  Hi!  *Gives chew toy*  Good girl :3
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    duegxybus
    Strange Yapax: *somehow eats chew toy* That was good can I have anoth'r one?!
    Negative Shammy:  Alright so Shammy decided for me to tell a joke while he's doing #%&$ so here goes.


    A husband and wife have four sons. The oldest three are tall with red hair and light skin while the youngest son is short with black hair and dark eyes.
    The father was on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me: Is our youngest son my child?"
    The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son."
    With that, the husband passed away. The wife muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."


    Positive Shammy:  I didn't like tha-


    Negative Shammy:  SHUT UP!
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