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  • I still don't get how in urban fantasy settings, where people can do stuff like walk on water and use magic, nobody ever brings up the possibility that Jesus was just a wizard.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    I did it once. Personally, I kind of just wrote it without thinking. Jesus was an alien spy who was meant to turn the public against the greek gods, who are also aliens. Of course, he thought of himself as a savior and, um, actually I can't remember what else Jesus was, and really, being an alien doesn't make him any less of what he was. Though, whatever happened after he died I don't know.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Look, I wrote it on a whim. I had no intentions of slandering anyone but I'm not changing anything because the "fix" I came up with was lame and didn't fit the universe and I can't really think of an alternative because it's important to why the greek gods are hiding in a floating city.
    Idea
    Idea
    Hey it's your story. Whether I'm happy about your story or not doesn't particularly matter.
    I'm sad that Link didn't marry Mipha because Sidon would make an awesome brother-in-law.
    The_Omega_Effect
    The_Omega_Effect
    Hey dude did you se that 3 pointer mid line shot by escarlos last night. The lakes had it coming. Like buruh. Wtf
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Exactly. I understood none of that,
    The_Omega_Effect
    The_Omega_Effect
    I DIDNT EVEN UNDERSTAND ANY OF IT AND I WAS THE ONE WHO FUCKING SAID IT!!!! Like I'm the nerd for playing games and shit when you're the motherfucker whos just geeking out about this shit?
    Goron: *strides up to Gerudo Town entrance*
    Gerudo Guard 1: Um... *sweating* *confused* you.. uh... you may come in.
    Gerudo Guard 2: I have no idea what just happened.
    Geeudo Guard 1: You try figuring out the gender of thise things.
    Me upon dying.

    Angel: welcome to heaven. Where you have everything you've ever wanted.
    Me: so am I in Heaven or Hell?
    Angel: I don't follow.
    Me: You ever heard of the phrase Ironic Hell?
    Angel: um, no.
    Me: here's the TVTropes page. Wait where did this tablet come from?
    BackSet
    BackSet
    You shall die as you lived. Endlessy browsing and editing TVTropes pages forever.
    epicstar
    epicstar
    That doesn't sound too bad.
    Idea
    Idea
    Well, at least it wasn't "first run around a mountain for 7 years nonstop being tormented in several ways in the meantime , then we'll talk" like Dante
    >someone says a joke
    >subpar. Mildly amused, but not enough to laugh
    >someone else says, “I have never laughed at something so hard in my life.”
    >cue me laughing like a fucking madman who’s absolutely unable to breathe.


    Why does this happen?
    BackSet
    BackSet
    I do not know. The laughs of someone else often incite the laughs of others. It's like yawning.

    It also helps when someone else adds a comment that makes things funnier.
    LennyTheMemeGod
    LennyTheMemeGod
    I posted this on your profile page?

    Shit.
    So, I was looking at my bio on another site. And on it I described Birthdays hiliariously. What did I say?

    This: "I have aproximately one day in my life in which I get free presents and nobody else does."
    I don't know the answers to most of the questions on the American Citizenship Test and I'm a born American citizen. How are immigrants seeking citizenship supposed to answer them?
    Idea
    Idea
    What part of "answer random questions about the country's history" suggests the test is to be passed?
    BackSet
    BackSet
    I don't know.
    Friendly reminder that a man tied weather baloons to his chair and flew across LA and upon landing was arrested but the feds couldn't figure out what to charge him with, saying "we know he broke some part of the federal aviation act, and as soon as we decide which part that is some type of charge will be filed."
    It's funny. I watched the Lego Batman Movie again yesterday and I noticed that there was a scene in which he scoffed at the idea of using a bunch of criminals to fight other criminals. This was moments after he asked if he was working with suicide squad (among others).
    It's weird. I was making funny parodies of lines from the avengers and other marvel movies but putting Zelda charactrs in there and I automatically put Link in Iron Man's role and Zelda in Captain America's. I don't know how I came to that conclusion.
    The amount of people who used the swastika before the Nazi's ruined it is astounding.
    Idea
    Idea
    Goes to show a group isn't it's symbols
    Dear everybody who hates the new star wars movies: Don't worry, this is why we have Darths and Droids.
    Dr.Nekoshu
    Dr.Nekoshu
    Wait there's a Star Wars version of DnD?
    BackSet
    BackSet
    No. There's a comic that eeimagines the star wars movies as DnD games. It succeeded at two things thought impossible: it made a better version of the prequels and it made Jar Jar likeable. It also spread the phrase Jar Jar You're a genius across the internet (it had never been seen before). It can be found here: http://www.darthsanddroids.net/
    Dr.Nekoshu
    Dr.Nekoshu
    Oh cool.
    Bruce: We need to make an Iron Man suit to stop, er, the other guy.
    Tony: Great! Let's call it, Veronica.
    Bruce: is that the name of one of your most recent "dates?"
    I just realized that thw whole winter solider scene with cap and bucky fighting in the streets could be used as a metaphor for the cold war.

    America: Russia?
    Soviet Union: Who the hell is russia?
    Link: Darunia, now might be a good time to get funky.
    Darunia: That’s my secret Link, I’m always funky.
    "These people are very sick. They need to be taken to a hospital."
    "A hospital?! What is it?"
    "It's a big building with patients, but that's not important now."
    -Airplane
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