What kind of guy just goes "I'm a big game hunter and I'm bored. What should I do to spice up my life. Oh! I know! I'll hunt superheroes. That'll definitely end well."
Me: happy holidays.
Other person: This is offensive! It's december! It's merry christmas! Not happy holidays! This is anti-christmas!
Me: Actually, it's december 4th so it's really happy Chanukah right now.
Lex Luthor: *trapped in Flash's body* If nothing else I can at least learn Flash's secret identity.
Lex Luthor: *removes Flash's cowl*
[beat]
Lex Luthor: I have no idea who this is.
Step 1: find the nearest homestuck fan.
Step 2: tell them that the person you don't like needs to be told about homestuck.
Step 3: run the hell away to avoid both the person you don't loke and the homestuck fan.