Bow chika bow wow!
(That's what my baby says!)
Mow mow mow!
(And my heart starts pumping!)
Chika chika choo wah!
Never gonna stop!
Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you!
You know, I've never understood hell. It's supposedly ruled over by Satan, the ultimate threat, the head honcho of destruction, the evilest of all evils, and yet, it's where the souls of the damned who have committed many sins within their lifetime go to be tortured. Why? If Satan is evil why is he punishing all these other evil people. If I were him I wouldn't punish the souls of the damned, I'd turn them all into soldiers of hell. I mean, think about it, hell has some of, if not most of, history's most genius tactical minds. Not to mention millions upon millions of cannon fodder, considering that about 98% of the world's population is likely destined for hell. If Satan took the souls of the damned and turned them into his own personal army, when the time came to have his big conflict with God, he'd have an army that outnumbers God's a million to one. He'd easily be able to take over the world, nay, the universe. The fact that he has not done this leads me to two conclusions:
1. He's an idiot.
or
2. He's actually one of the good guys. After all, it's his job to exact punishments upon evil people.
If either of these are true, I fail to see why Satan is even a blip on God's Threat-o-Meter.