BackSet

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  BackSet

• Jan 4, 2021

Challenge time! Can you pronounce this Welsh town: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

I sure as hell can't. And I'm not sure most Welsh people can either.

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  BackSet

• Jan 4, 2021

Wherever there is sky, THERE IS KRACKO.

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  BackSet

• Jan 4, 2021

Here's a fun game: type "I'm Uncultured" and have people guess what swear word you were trying to say.

For the record, I didn't actually swear here. I just typed I'm Uncultured.

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  BackSet

• Dec 26, 2020

It's weird. Scrooge is remembered for being a crotchety a-hole who hates Christmas, despite the fact that the entire point of A Christmas Carol is Scrooge learning not to be a crotchety a-hole who hates Christmas.

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  BackSet

• Dec 25, 2020

"You fool! No man can kill me!"
"I am no man... I'm a space station!"

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  BackSet

• Dec 22, 2020

I just realized that in the original song they never actually tell us the color of Rudolph's nose. We just assume its red cause that's what the Rankin/Bass special said.

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  BackSet

• Dec 21, 2020

Why are sandwiches called sandwiches? They're not made of sand and they're not made by witch.

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  BackSet

• Dec 18, 2020

I love plushies.

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  BackSet

• Dec 18, 2020

They say a picture us worth a thousand words, but writers don't even need a thousand words to paint a picture.

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  RandomBlobMan

• Dec 18, 2020

This is a profile raid
Give up your cookies now

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  BackSet

• Dec 17, 2020

What if I changed my name to Jesus.

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  BackSet

• Dec 17, 2020

Just because you can't die, doesn't mean you can't be killed.

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  BackSet

• Dec 16, 2020

Nobody ever listens to you on a forum. Because they can't. Forums are entirely text, there's nothing to listen too.

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  BackSet

• Dec 16, 2020

At some point your parents played Yahtzee together.

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  BackSet

• Dec 15, 2020

I feel like making all of you (well, at least, all of you older Pokemon fans) sad today so here:

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  BackSet

• Dec 15, 2020

Ash Ketchum, everybody.

He's right.

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  BackSet

• Dec 14, 2020

The true measure of whether a guy believes in gender equality or not is if he's willing to strike back if a girl hits him.

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  BackSet

• Dec 14, 2020

How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? No, seriously, how many. I'm surrounded by cavemen and I really need to change this lightbulb.

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  BackSet

• Dec 14, 2020

So when Flash dies what will all the elementary school and middle school kids do since most of Cool Math Games ran on flash.

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  BackSet

• Dec 13, 2020

RPN Profile Posts List! Decide if you're depressing or inspiring! Please!

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  BackSet

• Dec 12, 2020

I will become a screenwriter and I will create the best Kirby cartoon there ever was. You can be damn sure of that.

Sorry, I just needed to motivate myself. Ignore this post.

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  BackSet

• Dec 10, 2020

• The Sycophant Corollary: As a user's post count approaches infinity, the likelihood of them being promoted to a moderator approaches 1.

I wish.

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  BackSet

• Dec 10, 2020

The Whac-A-Mole Law: As the population of a forum approaches infinity, the probability that a banned member creates a new account in order to ban evade approaches 1.

• The "Give Me My Mod-Stick Back" Corollary: As the time since a moderator's demotion/ban (for misconduct or another reason) approaches infinity, the probability of them creating a sockpuppet to ban evade approaches 1.
• The Mitosis Corollary: The longer the member's ban lasts, the more sockpuppets they will attempt to create.

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  BackSet

• Dec 10, 2020

Passed my permit test yesterday.

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  BackSet

• Dec 9, 2020

• The "Google Is Your Friend" Clause: As the length of a thread containing a question which can be solved in a simple Google thread approaches infinity, the probability of someone posting "Google is your friend" or "RTFM", among other terms, approaches 1.