Greetings, fellow Englishman. I say we should have a nice chat over some tea and scones. Or maybe conquering our rivals?
Axel The Englishman
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Why can’t I hold all this net neutrality?
CLUSTER CHARGE DEPLOYED
Going to see Star Wars on Sunday and if any of you spoil it, I swear to God there’ll be a 10th Crusade.
When the knave brings a sword to a mace fight.
Ave Maria
WALL REINFORCING COMPLETE!
When you're British and all these treasonous heathens are celebrating Thanksgiving.
When you see a predator going straight for a baby animal and you just so happen to have a rifle on you.
When EA whips out the franchise-repellent.
When you discover a new degree of stupidity every minute of every day.
How to make science interesting: do nothing.
Going from Sherman to Ronson Lighter in the time it takes a Tiger to shoot.
Lest we forget. Don your poppies, lads.
When you see the noobs trying to throw knives.
When modern medicine has made stupidity less fatal.
Deus vult, I shall take Jerusalem!
One step to becoming invincible: Nokia phones.
One does not simply get shot in the toe by a Lee Enfield, and keep the leg.
There’s gently hammering a nail into a wooden board, and then there’s taking a sledgehammer and slamming an iron stake into a toothpick.
Never mess with a statue. Weeping Angels are a prime example of the consequences.
When you’re trying to restore the Empire without anyone noticing.
Men do not cry. They only dilute their beards of unmanliness.
Visited a modern art gallery. Not exactly the best way to spend my life.
Get out your poppies ladies and gents, 'cause November's right around the corner. -
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