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...Ain't got time for your shit. He's too busy saving the world, damnit!
...Ain't got time for your shit. He's too busy saving the world, damnit!
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Anyone else who likes playing with Pombears here?
You smell that? That's the corny delight of bullshit, right there.
Pouring salt into the wound? Why stop there?
Anyone else recall their teen issues? I recall having blackheads. Those damn blackheads..
Imagine playing a board game, but you play it through a realistic perspective.
When you're looking up Gorillaz, and you stumble onto that stash of 2D-Noodle fan fiction.
Anyone remember what plot the Bee Movie was actually going for?
Imagine this piece of paper as Realism. Now imagine my hands as Battlefield 1
>Tears piece of paper in half
Ever wondered why your internet cuts out when you most need it? That's me trying to get you to go outside, ya damn millennials!
Them hungry hungry hippos are hungry hungry for your arse.
Thinkin' about making a new Sci-Fi RP since my previous SF RP died out..
That lip-syncing in UK ads.
I forgot to tell you this, but seriously, I think you profile picture and background is adorable. Cute dog. :3
Kill the witnesses! Ask 'em what they saw!
It's time for some poetry time! Ehem:
We take our chances on the mud before us.
We rush towards those against us.
We fall in the blood drawn from us.
Yet we continue to press on until the flag is raised.
The sad truth today is that equality for all races, genders, sexes, ages and religions is still a distant goal. And it is only made worse when people then deny that discrimination against certain groups doesn't even exist.
Take your daily Axel supplements, and be relieved at the fact that someone is judging you from afar with intentions to beat the ever-living shit out of you. Child approved!
"I can't feel my face when I'm with you. Probably should get that checked out. Like right now!"
That moment when you're in a metal workshop, and someone farts.
Just woke up to 16 notifications. 15 of those were @Trust (no longer online) updates.
What's the difference between me and my enemies?
Axel ain't got time for your shit today
Me on the outside:
"Hey there! Pleasent morning today, isn't it?"
Me on the inside:
Oh, God! Just stop fucking talking to me! I don't want to know about how you're devoted to Jesus! God, kill me now!!
Me when a Bee falls into a puddle of water:
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Me when a Wasp falls into a puddle of water:
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