So, apparently on Facebook, there are 71 different genders.
So... does anyone know the names of these?
So... does anyone know the names of these?
Axel The Englishman
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What's the difference between zombies in 1990 and zombies in 2016?
That moment when somebody tries to make you look like an idiot for saying something they didn't like, but only succeed in making you appear more intelligent.
Anyone else beginning to notice that a lot of Anime inserts a ton of bull into a situation that's suppose to use logic and reason? Because I've noticed that there's a pile of bull outside my door and I found the word 'Anime' written onto a piece of paper right at the top of the pile.
I have a hammer,
I have a skull!
UGGGH!
Concussion!
. . .
You see my profile pic?
Turnip for what. TURNIP FOR WHAT!!
>When somebody gives you a shitty piece of poetry.
"I'm pretty sure I found this in the toilet of a public lu where a guy who just recently ate some Tace Bell and some paper had to take a dump."
How to be a good Supervillian:
"Boss, Superman's 'bout to burst through the door?"
"Really, then here are some green rocks to throw at him when he does."
"Boss, Wonder Woman's gonna come through that gate any second now!"
"Take this chain and this welder."
"Boss, Batman's coming!!"
"Then bring up his dead parents."
Roses are red,
Grass is green,
You have the ugliest mug,
I have ever seen.
"The only way to progress your strengths is to recognise your weaknesses and limitations as a human" ~ This is my quote. COMPLETELY ORIGINAL.
That moment when you get more likes with a reply, than a person's status update.
Why not indulge in a bit of shameless self-advertisement? I mean, you all do it, so I should be allowed to too.
That moment when you get an itch on your face, but you're currently wearing your space suit in the vacuum of space.
Imagine if there was a RWBY team, and the members of that team were called Callum McMullin, Umberto DeCampo, Nicholas Ferguson, and Tara Walsh.
What 'tis this, 'Safe Space', you speak of?
Imagine if everything and everyone just became a LEGO block. That would make a lot of activities awkward..
I replied.
The purple guy was innocent all along, damnit!
Twinkle twinkle little star,
I will smash you with a car,
Drop you from a roof so high,
Hope you break your spine and die.
Anyone got a nursery rhyme that needs a bit more edge to it? Give me a call!
Union Jack,
'Bout ta give you a smack,
Saying "My sons, what have you Done?
I did not colonise you just for fun,
For you to only insult me with stereotypes,
Not at all,
Also, what on Earth is American Football,
I'd rather call it Handegg,
But I'd not rather beg,
For you to change the name of this Sport,
For the many battles that I have Fought,
From World War One to Call Of Duty 4,
Were not so you could pest me,
But only respect me more."
~ Sir Union Jack of Great Britain and Northern Ireland -
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