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When I think of cowards, I think of people that rely on their supervisors to do anything. They are nothing without guidance.

Hello, fellow waterfowl, I know I'm a little late posting, I had a busy day, but I'm back with more jokes to brighten your day.

Joke of the day:

What did the reindeer say to Santa?

Nothing, reindeer can't talk!

girls im gonna cry wdym the creepy son from that family of blood two parter doctor who episode is the voice of viktor

ARCANE RAH VIKTOR RAH JAYVIK RAH GLORIOUS OVULATION RAH

To my friends (you),

This time of year can be difficult for people, so this is simply a thank you letter for being here with us. Whether you're glad to be alive or not, I want you to know that the world is a better place with you in it. Your art, your prose, your poetry & porn & humor, all make Earth a slightly less shitty place to live. Thank you. Truly. Deep down, we are essentially all the same idiots, all sharing the same braincell, & somewhere down the line, I hope that my stardust meets your's. May we finally reach out and love one another as the family we truly are. If you need me, I'm always here. May my love reach you (accross whatever internet provider you pay for). Take care. Better days are coming.

Love, Methuselah87

why does salo from arcane amuse me so much like he has such a small part and is awful but hes just so entertaining to me


someone: hey that was a really offensive joke
salo: im sorry you feel that way but this kinda seems like a you problem

salo: down with the undercity
mel: no tf is wrong with you
salo: im in a wheelchair you literally cant be mean to me

ambessa: ugh mel is so difficult
salo: omg preach she’s so—
ambessa: So You Have Chosen Death

salo: guys the enforcers deserve our RESPECT
cait: hey everyone
salo: wait no i take it back

salo: all the enforcers except cait deserve our respect
vi: hey guys
salo: FUCK

salo: everyone averts their gaze now…
lest: im not averting my gaze
salo: yeah bc im paying literally you
lest: …
salo: …
lest: …
salo: what are we

ambessa: the bravest woman i know…
salo: omg shes talking about me
ambessa: caitlyn kiramman
salo: i must admit i did not see this coming

salo: from one physically disabled man to another, you’ve always been like a brother to me…
viktor: ok what do you want

salo: do you guys know hard it is being the only cis white male on this council…
mel: please stop talking

person: good morning salo
salo: don’t patronize me

After today I'm going to be gone for two weeks for the holidays. I have to go see family members again! I hope everyone has a great Christmas, X-Mas, New Years, and/or any other holidays there may be that people are going to be celebrating. See you all again two weeks from now! Everyone stay safe and be kind. Thank you and good day/afternoon/night.

The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown.

Super busy with work right now. My responses will take more time than expected if I need to write more than a quick sentence or two. I appreciate the patience of my rp partners!

Whoops, got a bit caught up in preparation for the holidays but I'll reply to everyone as soon as I can!!

OMG I FOUND THIS SONG CALLED 2 bed, 2 baths, and a ghost ITS SO GOOD I MIGHT MAKE AN OC BASED ON IT!!

i keep thinking that your avatar is a killjoy what?? /nm

rest in rip pretty dancing heart gifs apparently it looked like ass on mobile and there wasn't anything i could think to do to fix it

This is actually such a cool rp idea: The Land of Mortalitatis

ok but it was so sick and twisted to cast gong yoo in squid game and only have him show up like once or twice

wearing a sweater vest today for christmas shopping… who have i become… gem rings… gay… my button-up literally has elbow patches ive become too powerful….

Thank you for following me!

craving sing 1/2 rp! somebody,anybody, please pm me! I'm begging!

Actually managed to find someone for that Canon/Canon Honkai bit, god damn. Too bad I had to look outside of this site for it though.

Hey, mallards hope you're doing well. I probably won't be online much today because I'm going to be very busy, but I will try to respond when I can.

Joke of the day:

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

Nothing, It was on the house!

Congradulations, asshole. You and that superhero RP who had permission to use ideas from my RP only if Moldoma was present, just made an enemy. Blocked, and you will be receiving a cease and desist.

My Role Playing Credibility (I used to go by "Reina"). Role playing since August 2011.