Zodiac

[AiDee]

I fall asleep again and my identity is exposed.

 

[Kiosk]

Posted~


Edit: Wut

 

[Father Voltaire]

I'll reply in a second, Kio.

 

[Kiosk]

*something inspirational*

 

[AiDee]

Oh mah gawd, I'm so inspired! I WILL SHIP EVERYONE. HOTARUXSLATE.

 

[Father Voltaire]

Ai no, wait.

 

[AiDee]

Waiting~~~ Explain yourself.

 

[Father Voltaire]

I'm just stopping you before it begins.

 

[Kiosk]

HotaruXSlate is the best ship though!

 

[AiDee]

Oh.


SLATEXOLDMAN IS THE BEST.

 

[Father Voltaire]

Jesus.

 

[AiDee]

JESUSXDAMIAN.


Yeahhhhhhhh, I'm going to hell.

 

[Father Voltaire]

I'm bringing you all with me.

 

[Kiosk]

-Que Queen playing, "Don't stop me now"-

 

[AiDee]

That's great! The more the merrier!


CASTXCAST


MARKERXHOTARU


There are Jesus fanfiction. I have read them and I regret living.

 

[Father Voltaire]

Ai, I'm so sorry.

 

[AiDee]

It's okay, I'll link them here and make you all regret reading them.

 

[Kiosk]

Or dear lord there's a jesus and hitler fanfiction

 

[AiDee]

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6130321/1/Jesus-and-Hitler-A-Romance


I was in the process of linking it. 
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1560633/1/Jesus-goes-to-Hogwarts 
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5957981/1/Take-Me-Into-Your-Ark


https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3137318/1/Jesus-and-Judas-in-the-Garden


https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9974784/1/The-Chronicles-of-Jesus-and-Shrek


https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5799222/1/Gurren-Jesus

 

[Kiosk]

I guess no one really is safe from rule 34

 

[AiDee]

No sire~! I have seen so many crude things.

 

[Kiosk]

I'm so sorry Ai.

 

[AiDee]

Gosh, you guys are so sorry for me~ [insert scary threat] So no need to be sorry~! Okay?

 

[Father Voltaire]

Woman.


You're asking for it.

 

[AiDee]

Asking for what~? :3