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This reminds me of an old joke from my English teacher:


One day, a turkey saw a very plump, delicious-looking fruit, sitting atop a tree. Try as he might, he could not reach it, for he fell down each time he tried.


After seeing him try several times, a bull in a field nearby called him over, and told him "If you eat my pats, you'll have the strength to be able to get up there in a couple of days."


So, the turkey tried this, and on the second day, he got half way. On the third, he got to 3/4. On the fourth, he got to the top, eating the fruit, celebrating noisily, with a lot of flapping about and gobbling.


Seeing all this noise, an old hunter looked up to see a very plump, very happy wild turkey. He decided to shoot it, and did so, taking it to his log cabin, cooking it, and eating it over several days, it was so plump.


The moral of the story is: Bull**** can get you to the top, but it can't keep you there.


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