you’re breaking up with the user above you, why?

[-Random_Person-]

You couldn’t handle my chaotic ADHD-tism energy, even when there is two of you.


Edit: Also, You couldn't handle my horrible puns

 

[Idea]

You couldn’t handle my chaotic ADHD-tism energy, even when there is two of you.


Edit: Also, You couldn't handle my horrible puns

two?
*evil laugh*
*starts to multiply*

"We... are legion!"

(skip me folks, just doing a joke)

 

[Lady_Feonis_of_Fairhaven]

Too cute, can't handle

 

[-Random_Person-]

I tried swinging your sword, but it was too heavy, making me severely injure my leg and break my femur bone

 

[Shroomie]

You were too random of a person. How am I supposed to be with such an unpredictable specimen?

 

[Gears]

You ate my bread, wouldn’t let me commit various war crimes

 

[MayIPetYourDog]

You ate my bread, wouldn’t let me commit various war crimes

You like bread too much

 

[Gears]

You like bread too much

I-I don’t have a problem-

 

[Shroomie]

I broke up with you because you're obviously lying

 

[-Random_Person-]

You tried to feed me poisonous mushrooms bc you “didn’t know” (you did know)

 

[Lady_Feonis_of_Fairhaven]

Your hair smells like flowers, but it makes me sneeze uncontrollably.

 

[Gears]

You wouldn’t let me play with your sword

 

[Kaiju Cat]

You burned the toast

 

[Gears]

You tried to shove the spoon in me- almost exploded

 

[Gears]

But not in a fun way (Demolitions are fun)

 

[Kaiju Cat]

You’re smiling gives off a wholesome air but it’s just to hide a sinister side.

 

[Gears]

You’re smiling gives off a wholesome air but it’s just to hide a sinister side.

I paid good money for that face

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Wasting money on your face

 

[Gears]

Wasting money on your face

Would you rather I be faceless?

 

[Idea]

The bread was stuck inside you even though it was part of my share of the divorce papers.

 

[Lady_Feonis_of_Fairhaven]

You made a better girl than I do.

 

[DragonSlayer57]

You tried to slay me

 

[Kaiju Cat]

I have nightmares from your green dragon cousin’s fire breath in Dragon Quest. Running into four in Dragon Quest II? Yeah no we have to break up

 

[Kaiju Cat]

( lol it’s a real thing unfortunately in the games.. not fun)

 

[SakuraMochi]

Licked the peanut butter off my spoon >