you’re breaking up with the user above you, why?

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

so are cats

 

[Davila]

I am breaking up with Lost_One because he took my catfish on a walk during a flood and it started tap dancing and got in a fight with another catfish and somehow got pregnant and gave birth to catfishys...

 

[Kaiju Cat]

I am breaking up with Lost_One because he took my catfish on a walk during a flood and it started tap dancing and got in a fight with another catfish and somehow got pregnant and gave birth to catfishys...

I’m breaking up with you for hit and run while skate boarding you monster

 

[Davila]

I’m breaking up with you for hit and run while skate boarding you monster

im breaking up with you because you pooped on my lawn spat up 50 hairballs on my yard and my bed and you have made my house smell like rotten flesh

 

[Volkie]

You ate my pet crab

 

[Kaiju Cat]

You ate my pet crab

Speeding in 25 mile zone

 

[CrimsonDawn]

I'm breaking up with Kaiju Cat because they kicked my dog, stole my wife, and set my house on fire.

 

[Davila]

I'm breaking up with Kaiju Cat because they kicked my dog, stole my wife, and set my house on fire.

he tickled my uncle and is a child predeter

 

[Kaiju Cat]

I'm breaking up with Kaiju Cat because they kicked my dog, stole my wife, and set my house on fire.

I’m breaking up with you for that punchable smug that needs to be wiped off.

 

[CrimsonDawn]

I’m breaking up with you for that punchable smug that needs to be wiped off.

Well, I'm breaking up with you because you can't spell "smirk" right.

 

[Davila]

Well, I'm breaking up with you because you can't spell "smirk" right

you can whistle with you butthole........

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Well, I'm breaking up with you because you can't spell "smirk" right.

I’m breaking up with you for not wiping that smirk off your face > ; I

 

[CrimsonDawn]

you can whistle with you butthole........

Yeah, I can also burp with my belly button. Got a problem with that?

 

[Davila]

I’m breaking up with you for not wiping that smirk off your face > ; I

im breaking up with you for saying that

 

[Davila]

Yeah, I can also burp with my belly button. Got a problem with that?

im breaking up for saying that.

 

[Davila]

I’m breaking up with you for not wiping that smirk off your face > ; I

he disaproves
(ง◥‿◤)ง

 

[Kaiju Cat]

he disaproves
(ง◥‿◤)ง

I’m breaking up with you for thinking I care for his approval

(Goddamn auto correct :/ )

 

[CrimsonDawn]

he disaproves
(ง◥‿◤)ง

Well, now I'm breaking up with you for hurting my ex's feelings. Only I can do that.

 

[Davila]

I’m breaking up with you for thinking I care for his approval

(Goddamn auto correct :/ )

Well, now I'm breaking up with you for hurting my ex's feelings. Only I can do that.

well im breaking up with yall becuase yall are going to die


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[Volkie]

Breaking up cuz you assumed I was even living

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Breaking up cuz you assumed I was even living

Breaking up cause you’re not herbie

 

[Davila]

Breaking up cause you’re not herbie

i am breaking up with you because herbie told me too.

 

[DarkKitsune]

Dark breaks up with Davila because they are aro/ace

(Since I feel the need to add context for some reason. 'Dark' is an OC and they are my avatar.)

 

[Volkie]

Dark breaks up with Davila because they are aro/ace

(Since I feel the need to add context for some reason. 'Dark' is an OC and they are my avatar.)

Because it’s too dark

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Because it’s too dark

You charge for rides