Spinoceratopsrex
King of Prehistory
"I'll be right back"
Other Your last words?
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confusedmai
Constantly Unsure
"Oh. Ohh. Oh shit."
LegoLad659
Fairy Queen
"Tell my wife I said... Hello."
Asterisk
Cinder
"...Nuts"
Kanken
kawaii as f*ck
later alligator
RibRipper
Rogue Knight
"For the love of God, delete my internet history!"
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Probix
Nerd of All Trades
My last words would be
"it's all your fault..."
"it's all your fault..."
LegoLad659
Fairy Queen
"All I gotta do to come back is win at a chess game, right?"
YoungX
Hue Master
420 Blaze it everyone.
Nobuyumi
Samurai Aficionado
"A spear? Through my brain? My... only... weakness...!"
Christopher Pyne MP
Giver of fish herpes.
2034, The Second Sino-American War, Quingpu district, Shanghai:
Allied bombs fall all over the city, the smell of acrid smoke filling the nostrils of young, grizzled soldiers. In an open square, third platoon of the second engineers battalion, Australian Defence Force take cover in the craters and napalm scorched shop fronts. Every five minutes, a clear shot rings out, followed by barks of machine gun fire, eager to find the lone shooter.
A khaki APC rolls into the square, bearing the emblem of the ADF. The heavy duty hatch at the rear opens, revealing an officer dressed in crisp, clean uniform. The officer walks to third platoons CO. "Captain, what is the meaning of this?" the officer growls, his cheeks red with rage.
"The meaning of what sir?" the captain asks, looking up at his commander from the burnt husk of a Chinese tank.
"The halting of this offensive!" the officer growls, "You're the only platoon not to have regrouped with the Americans, what has been keeping you?!"
"Sniper sir." the captain says, licking his chaffed lips and looking out across the square.
"Snipers? Snipers are no reason to halt an offensive, move your troops forward now captain!" the officer barks, looking at the square.
"Sniper." The captain corrects, lowering his head and looking at the ground.
"Sniper?" The commander glowers, "You've been halting your movement for one sniper?!" The commander rages, "How dare you cowards take cover for a single sniper! One man! You incompetents! You goddamn incompetents, can you not see, can you not see that this is one man? One man with one weapon!" the officer glares at all of them, "And from this distance too?! You couldn't hit an elephant-"
Allied bombs fall all over the city, the smell of acrid smoke filling the nostrils of young, grizzled soldiers. In an open square, third platoon of the second engineers battalion, Australian Defence Force take cover in the craters and napalm scorched shop fronts. Every five minutes, a clear shot rings out, followed by barks of machine gun fire, eager to find the lone shooter.
A khaki APC rolls into the square, bearing the emblem of the ADF. The heavy duty hatch at the rear opens, revealing an officer dressed in crisp, clean uniform. The officer walks to third platoons CO. "Captain, what is the meaning of this?" the officer growls, his cheeks red with rage.
"The meaning of what sir?" the captain asks, looking up at his commander from the burnt husk of a Chinese tank.
"The halting of this offensive!" the officer growls, "You're the only platoon not to have regrouped with the Americans, what has been keeping you?!"
"Sniper sir." the captain says, licking his chaffed lips and looking out across the square.
"Snipers? Snipers are no reason to halt an offensive, move your troops forward now captain!" the officer barks, looking at the square.
"Sniper." The captain corrects, lowering his head and looking at the ground.
"Sniper?" The commander glowers, "You've been halting your movement for one sniper?!" The commander rages, "How dare you cowards take cover for a single sniper! One man! You incompetents! You goddamn incompetents, can you not see, can you not see that this is one man? One man with one weapon!" the officer glares at all of them, "And from this distance too?! You couldn't hit an elephant-"
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RaCka
New Member
There is something you should know.. I am Chris Hansen and we are filming online predators wh-
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*dies*
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LegoLad659
Fairy Queen
"Someone hand me a gun. There are too many idiots all around me."
Aldur
Memory Dealer
"Thanks for holding my drink. You didn't put anything in that, did you?"
RaCka
New Member
"This is your fault!"
Zenyi
Miss
"Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see- oh fuck."
Zenyi
Miss
"Dude, haha, I accidentally threw the pin instead of the grena-" BOOM.
RaCka
New Member
"I will be watching every single thing you do from the afterlife. No pressure"
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Lord Bradorian
Naughtius Maximus
"Tell my wife..."
Creek
The Forbidden Word
"Oops, hehe, that's certainly not what I thought would happen... Wow, look at all that blood..."
Creepypastaeate
Ayylien
"Why are we going into the middle of the woods?"
RaCka
New Member
"I am your great grandmother from a previous life my child"
