Your Best Named Weapon in Fallout 4

[Corrosion]

With the weapon naming system in Fallout 4, many players have given their favourite weapons ridiculously awesome - and - stupid names. I want to see what you've named your favourite weapons. Be it a simple knife to a Fat Man, all of them become awesome with a simple name.


For example, my best weapon is the Spray 'n Pray, which I have renamed the Explosive Diarrhoea due to my immaturity levels going through the roof.


Of course, my Fat Man is called the Average American, because why not?

 

[An Unknown Person]

My friend had a Fat Man named "Murica"...


So I renamed it to "Your Mother"

 

[billthesomething]

i have a shotgun called "Revenge:200 Years late"

 

[RooftopView97]

Got a pipe pistol, and got it to it's maximum firerate. Then I just walked around with the biggest mag possible.


I called it The People Pusher cause it was fun to shove corpses around with it.

 

[MISTER UN. 0W3N]

I forgot what legendary combat rifle I got, but I gave it a worthy name.


360N05C093PWN3DGITGUD

 

[RooftopView97]

Could it have been the Overseer's Guardian? The double shot combat rifle?

 

[MISTER UN. 0W3N]

I think it was the Guardian? It's the one that causes stagger.

 

[Deadkool]

The Armory


Sawed-off double barrel shotgun named 'Shooty Mcbangface'


Sniper rifle with high power scope named 'The Wind'


I also have a rapid blinding institute rifle named Thomas Dolby (extra credit to whoever gets that)


Side note: Whenever I swing the 2076 baseball bat at somebody, I say a quiet ''Whammy'' to myself

 

[Corrosion]

I renamed the Limitless Potential Unlimited Powah. Because unlimited ammo.

 

[HeyGayzelle]

I built up a six-crank laser musket with some other high-end mods and named it Ronald Raygun.

 

[Maou The Great]

My melee stealth character has a stealth upgraded combat knife called The Butt-stabber

 

[/b/ board]

While I was playing Fallout 4 with my friend, I renamed his Kellogg's Pistol into "A shot of vodka", I also renamed the 'Big Boy' into "True slav gun"

 

[Cosmo]

Double barreled shotgun - Boomstick because any other name is heresy.


Super Sledge - Hammer Time!





Two shot .50 Cal sniper - The Overcompensation





Kemvoths tooth (or whatever it is. Super jagged sword, does poison damage) - The Enema

 

[adrian_]

The Pussy Destroyer - Just an Oak Baseball Bat with Barbed wire on it.


Any other name would be stupid.

 

[Corrosion]

Renamed the Spray n' Pray the Al Capwned. Seemed appropriate when you go around slaughtering every single Triggerman.

 

[Tice]

Police baton named Police Brutality.


Named Chinese Sword to EXPCalibur.


Fat Man to Mushroom Stew.


Aluminum Bat to Shiny Dong.