You recently proposed to the user above you! Why did you propose to them?

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

What-
Because bowling.

 

[Superfly47]

He can buy crackers for me.

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

Because I need to teach you to stop misgendering people

 

[Superfly47]

Because birds my age should not be single.

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

Because you gave me a supersized Big Mac

 

[Superfly47]

Because I'm planning on stealing some of your fries when you aren't looking.

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

Because you remind me of my dog

 

[Superfly47]

Ouch.

I proposed because I wanted to see if my proposal would get accepted, not because I wanted to get married.

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

Idk I was prob drunk or smth

 

[Superfly47]

That's actually the most common reason people do get married.

The second most common reason is gifts. I proposed to get a lot of wedding gifts.

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

Okay then I’ll propose to give gifts??

 

[Superfly47]

As long as we split the gifts I'm good.

I proposed to make my friends jealous that I am engaged.

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

Okay well i don’t have friends so I can’t relate. I’m proposing because I want to one-up you

 

[Superfly47]

I can be your friend

I proposed because you look rich...well, richer than a parrot is.

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

Thanks! I now have a single friend.

I’m poor but i will propose to give you that leftover birdseed In my pantry

 

[Superfly47]

Everyone with lots of friends always starts with one.

I proposed because getting engaged is on my bucket list. Strange how getting married isn't on my bucket list somehow.

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

I proposed because filling other people’s bucket list is a bucket list item of mine

 

[Superfly47]

We sure are going through the bucket lists today.

I proposed because the ring was taking up too much space.

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

I proposed because I’m afraid of being alone. At least now the ghosts can get us both

 

[Superfly47]

Don't worry, ghosts are afraid of birds. At least I hope so.

I proposed because proposing is the purpose of this thread. I think I'd get into trouble if I didn't propose.

 

[Idea]

I don’t usually drink alcohol. But….

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

Prob a dare from my only friend. I think the other one was live??

 

[xpstitch]

Because I want to hear him yell out "Detroooooooooit SMAAAAAAASH!" when he gets home every day after getting home from work.

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

because the umbrella is pretty