Write the person above's obituary

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Why would I do that, thank god I have extra lives-

The person above died of alcohol poisoning. Her last words were: "Hey, I bet I could drink even more!"

 

[Twisted_Tarot]

The person above died from stretching their disembodied hands to far.

 

[loona]

The person died from playing music too loud.

 

[Twisted_Tarot]

The person above was assassinated on their way to assassinate someone

 

[loona]

The person above died at the hands of a clumsy nurse.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

The person above was killed by a falling anvil, which was labeled ACME. Her last words were: "Oh boy, I sure hope an anvil doesn't land on me!"

 

[Twisted_Tarot]

Touche,

The person above missed their crossbow shot trying to shoot a little gremlin grape boy and it ricochet'd and shot them in the eye.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

*screams of pain*

The person above was nearly shot by a crossbow bolt but instead was hit by a rock. They were relieved over the crossbower's missed bolt.

 

[Twisted_Tarot]

The person above stubbed their toe and screamed so loud they bursted a vocal chord and choked on their own blood.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

The person above was mauled by a rabid fox with no arms.

 

[Twisted_Tarot]

The person above lived a normal life until a giant squid monster came and swatted him like a fly.

 

[loona]

The person above died after being bored to death by a short, spoiled brat who eats gummy worms.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

The person above died by drinking water too fast. They were certainly thristy.

 

[Twisted_Tarot]

The person above ran into a wall painted like a cave and died of trauma. Their last words were: "McDonalds here I come!"

 

[loona]

The person above died after they tried to murder someone but their plan backfired so they were murdered instead.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

The person above was almost murdered but instead fell to their death.

 

[Syfer]

The person above died after leaning over to smell a flower. The flower got stuck to their nose and they suffocated as they screamed.

 

[N-On-E-Mus]

The person above died playing fall guys irl on top of a 10 story building

 

[Sir Fungus]

Discovered by the US Government and assassinated by an agent of the CIA

 

[BunnyVT]

The person above died in a gang fight, which side they were on is still a mystery

 

[N-On-E-Mus]

The person above died from being falsely accused of being the imposter and ejected

 

[Syfer]

The person above died from over consumption of Ketchup

 

[Twisted_Tarot]

The person above died peacefully in a flower field before being devoured by wolves

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

The person above was slapped out of a plane by a flight attendant and hit terminal velocity.

 

[rowie]

found in their room dead with a soggy breadstick in hand. no one knows how it happened.